They started sucking dick after Saint Anger.

At 8/19/08 06:09 PM, Vrael wrote: I still prefer giving teachers electric cattle prods or shock collars.

I support shock collars..

Yo.I got a new song that I need everyone to hear..

Its just so damn funny.If you liked my other works then this tops them all from a comedy standpoint.

Here it is.

At 9/2/08 05:03 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 9/2/08 05:01 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 9/2/08 04:54 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 9/2/08 04:53 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: LOL @ the word presumably.

That's a big word and is beyond my comprehension

LOL @ the word comprehension.

LOL @ everyone putting LOL @ everything

LOL @ how everyone in this thread is gonna get banned

Really though.You guys are f'ed in the a.Oh yeah..

At 8/29/08 12:38 AM, Jeffaro wrote: So you are telling me that we could possibly be tentacle raped by our computers in the future?

What are you trying to say?

I can dodge bullets?

* yet another speed bump*

I submited 23 audio submissions to newgrounds..

Thats creepy right?

This love song would make any girl want to fuck you.

It only has a two chord progression in it too.All you need to do is sing.But sing good.

At 8/11/08 11:57 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Here I found it, or at least the one that I was thinking of.

Shadow Raiders

Thats not it either.

Good guess though.

At 8/11/08 11:27 AM, OneWordName wrote: Was it the Fifth element?

Probably wrong, but I figured I'd put it out there.

Thats not it.

*Speed bump # 3*

At 8/8/08 01:24 AM, PatMan2418 wrote:

At 8/8/08 01:18 AM, 97Flight wrote: I think that watching Television is a poor use of time, you could better spend said time, reading a book, execising, talking to family and friends about sensitive issues. But I respect your decision anyway.

It's 1:25 AM, where are your children?

Probably WATCHING FUCKING TV!!!

Good point..But you two are rather off topic.I mean really..Does that have anything to do with me trying to figure out which tv show had a chick that was made of ice and some generic looking guy protecting her from all these people who are chasing her?

Not really.

*speed bump two*

At 8/7/08 12:09 PM, Dog-meat wrote: I know the show, but I currently forget it's name, the one with the different planet housing different races and a giant planet(Beast planet?) that was the antoganist who was ultimately chasing the other planets in hopes of devouring them.

I think your onto something.

*Speed bump*

At 8/7/08 12:55 AM, ThorKingOfTheVikings wrote: Ooooo Was there also a rock man and a little alien guy with a big insect like head and small pinsers on the side of his mouth?

I dont remember that.But I think the chick was a god or something.And she had white hair and blue skin.And of course..It was in the future.

Alright..All I can remember about it is that theres some chick that was made out of ice or something.That and I remember it being on the Sci fi channel around a year ago.

Help would be appreciated.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 50210

Mandatory suicide - Slayer

Its fairly easy and its bad ass.Although..If you want to kick it up a notch then Peace Sells by megadeth would be a good one to learn too.Although..The beginning bass line may be a problem for you because it was for me.

My guitar fingers are not used to bass strings and bass frets.But other than that both those songs are easy to learn and are awesome.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 40214

This one is just a phone call type of thing.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 39211

These are some instramentals that have never been worked off of because the lyracists are too fucking lazy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 50210
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 52440

This one needs to be listen to fully because..Well.If I say it it would ruin the song.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 37295

Thats all for today.Thanks.

Could anyone review my submission

Jason needs a girlfriend 3

I will surely reply to your reviews as long as they have good reasoning..Which they have 99.9% of the time anyways..

So yeah..It would be appreciated.

Hey.Could someone review this song?

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 42613

I would like for it to get enough votes so I can have it ranke.I will respond to your reviews..

Thanks.

Couldsome one review my audio?

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 53409

This has got to be the song I put the most effort into..Sorta..

The funny thing about it is because as a musician it is a rather odd song..I use the same root notes.And I either play triplets or played powerchords with the SAME root note.Its funny because you cant tell..The gutars EQ makes it so its a wall of sound..

But it still sounds cool..But I cant say the same about the death growling..

1. You are are in a large room that's been decorated, and you are making a final leave - maybe you're dying, or about to embark on a journey of some sort. The room is packed with a gap through the middle which you will make your walk through.

Lack of comprehension - Death

2. Riding on the highway in a free, empty desert in a convertible or a motorcycle, the sun is high and clouds streak the skies. It's you and only you, a somewhat neutral mood.

Don't Tread On Me - Metallica

3. You're surrounded by the problems of life which have been portrayed through some horrible creepy rapists/murderers, but you're about to make your daring escape.

Floods - Pantera

4. The love of your life and you having a moonlight dance on a Spanish cliff, with a string quartet

playing your song in the background.

Portrait of tracy - Jaco Pastortius -- Jimi Hendrix - Little Wing?
(I really dont know any good dancing music)

5. You're a crazy schizo in the middle of a mall, and you have a concealed butterfly knife. You're going to batshit insane in this crowd of people, and you will go out in a blaze of infamy.

Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse

Samuel adams..

At 7/4/08 08:23 PM, KlanMaster911 wrote:

At 7/4/08 08:19 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 7/4/08 07:19 PM, ManMadeKing wrote:

At 7/4/08 07:16 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

Fuck the oil!i want the cannon so I can blow it up!

'it' as in the oil.

At 7/4/08 08:19 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 7/4/08 07:19 PM, ManMadeKing wrote:

At 7/4/08 07:16 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Cause we'd all fight for the car.

I like the thimble.

I think you might have missed the political sub-text.

oil

Fuck the oil!i want the cannon so I can blow it up!

White power 1 2 3 4!

Im sorry buddy...

i know how I can cheer you up!

Listen to this and you will feel better.

THIS REPLY!

HA HA HA HA!