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Mr. Blonde?
Are you gay or what?
Just fags have blond hair!
Mr. Blonde sounds fagot..

I am not gay for gods sake!!
I just think its funny too see a 14 inch cock! (I know it sounds gay)
But for real I am not! :D
I wasnt sexually embroused anyway.

At 3/1/09 10:49 AM, asdfghk wrote: come on! You were in the Burstfilmscrew aswell you little piece of fucking shit.

I used to be in the Burstfilmscrew aswell. But I did never submited a stolen movie or game to the portal. They just credited me though.
But no more!

At 3/1/09 10:36 AM, JKMonkey wrote: well maybe you shouldnt be using your moms laptop to see cocks

why would a big cock interest you?

because Iwant one...Not in that way! I want to poses one....er... right between my legs...oh...

What the hell this thread is 2 pages long!

At 3/1/09 10:00 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: You wanted to just see big cocks, not going into a vagina or anything? Man, you gay, or something close enough (that is, you're obviously not totally heterosexual). Also, learn to have some restraint! At least wait until you get to your own computer to look for porn!

No no no no! You got it all wrong. I allready masturbated, when I went to the cocks-site!
It was just to see a big dick!
I mean you look at big cars too!
just to say: "Wow! Thats a big (Penis/Car/Whatever) I wish I had one so big!"

So, I was surfing at the web with my mothers Laptop, when I got horny....
So I went to youporn and... ok i guess you can imagine...
THEN, I sawe that there was a 'Youporn Cocks'. I was interessed to see big dicks.
not because I'm gay! Just to see a 14 inch dick. It just interessed me.
Wow I thought thats enourmous.
But then I heard steps and it was my mother... I closed the laptop fastly and everything was ok I thought.

But later that day, my mother wanted to youse her laptop. And she opened it and it automaticly loaded the last visited website...

I think you can imagine the rest of the story...
(embarassed silence)

I hate it, that people call me Lance because of my Last name (Lancer).
My names Kevin!!

I wish to had an alternate too.
But this site allways said that this e-mail adress is allready here...

At 3/1/09 07:29 AM, Master117chief wrote: Hi...
Prepare to get flamed.

lol! too late :D!

You do steal flashes!!
Just look at his userpage!

At 3/1/09 07:13 AM, NewBrian wrote: I regret nothing!

Excusing yourself is just a sign of weakniss.

No! It's the opposite! Excusing yourself is a sign of matureniss and strenght

unbelievable that this post is 2 pages long

At 2/26/09 12:07 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 2/25/09 05:42 PM, Achilles2 wrote: Jay Lenno sucks.

But Jay Leno, now he's a comedian.

I remember the joke he made regarding Howard Dean

Mad Dean Disease

OP have no sense of humor

I don't like Leno either. But at least I understand his jokes and not making a shitty thread about him.
go and f*** yourself and stop waisting our time, ya?

yor threads suck! fucking moron at least I can make flashes that are over 2.69 though
n00b!

BTW I meaned Burstfilmscrew, not you, Killing-Joke

you suck at thread making this is allready your 2nd thread

At 2/26/09 11:46 AM, Killing-joke wrote:

At 2/24/09 10:22 AM, BurstFilmsCrew wrote:

At 2/24/09 10:21 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: Wait this is like your 3rd thread

THEN I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOUR GIRL WITH ANNOYING LAUGH THREAD

you n00b

Lol, If he's a noob then you're off the scale, moron!

Besides Zombies suck, it's werewolves

You suck at thread making

yor threads suck too you fucking moron at least I can make flashes that are over 2.69 though
n00b!

Angryfaic would be awesome to play

Hello!
So, I downloaded the whole 2nd season of family guy (legaly on iTunes)
and its 4.75 Gb big. So I want to burn them on a dvd wich is only 4.7 Gb big.
And I want to leave out one episode. But because I didnt watch any of these I don't know wichone I should left out.
So, wich one isnt as good or funny as the others?
Family guy fans, I need you!

I'm soo gonna after effect this...

At 2/23/09 11:53 AM, WadeFulp wrote: What picture did you see exactly? :P

this. but you could do some muscle training^^

Aww come on I never said anything against him.
and ok rolemodel.. well... i dont have posters of him or so.
I just like his style...

I really enjoy watching the oscars but,
I don't think that everyone nominated really deserves one like
benjamn button it was kinda good but not oscar good
in addition to that I think the oscar judges should also have a look at the little independend film cooperations.
sometimes their films are deeper than a 20 million dollar production...

At 2/23/09 11:00 AM, Killing-joke wrote:

At 2/23/09 10:43 AM, FurryFox wrote:

At 2/23/09 07:10 AM, klan wrote:

my rolemodel....is skinny

And he's your role model why?

the question everyone wants to ask, he doesn't even know why, he;s just trying to draw attention to himself.

he manages a whole site with millions..billions of members worldwide and has still time to care about problems of every one.
he may not be perfect but...
...he's a good boy ..
|: Damn!

I just saw a real foto of wade the first time
I always thought he was bold and with muscles
but hes skinny.
my rolemodel....is skinny

At 2/20/09 07:16 AM, ArthurGhostly wrote: Avatar was a pretty decent and recent cartoon.

Surprising amounts of fighting considering it's a Nick 'toon.

Didn't kill the fire lord in the end, though. >:V

wannabe comerce anime

kick him like a lollipop

do you recognize him?

no. darkness is simply the absence of light. therefor, "darkness" does not actually exist, and thus does not have a speed.

At 2/18/09 03:52 PM, klan wrote:

At 2/18/09 03:51 PM, Verismo wrote: And to think 69% of those were Tower Defense games.

or like this:

title: Extreme stick fight vol.1

description: Hey! Please dont be so hard on this this is my first flash and its not finished

here we go
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483839