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Response to: Orgin of your username? Posted January 1st, 2008 in General

I went on a ghost hunting chat room (lol)
And there was a person there named KittenInAStocking.

I absolutely LOVED the name, since cats are mah favorite animal.
It just stuck, I guess.

Response to: I can't fucking stand little kids. Posted January 1st, 2008 in General

There's some little kid on my basketball team who ius really short and can't play basketball AT ALL.
I mean he gets an easy bounce pass and watches it roll through his legs.

So I'm sitting there after my five minute quarter, sweating my ass off because I just stole the ball 3 times and scored a three pointer. He comes up to me and says
"Hey, your a chicken cause you don't pass it to me."
and that made me pissed so I said
"I don't pass it to you because you can't CATCH the pass."
He comes back with
"You're a chicken."
I said
"Oh yeah, how about I hit you in the head with the ball and say OOPS I was trying to pass it to you?"
He said chicken again
"Hey you little bitch if you learned to play basketball maybe I would pass it to you."

and he sulked off.

Patriots vs Colts! Posted November 6th, 2007 in General

Patriots win 24-20 so suck it, Colts!

Response to: If you could meet one NG user... Posted October 27th, 2007 in General

TomFulp

DUH!

Response to: Ugh, I Hate Kittens! Posted October 27th, 2007 in General

Cats are smarter than dogs, dogs are incompetent creatures that have no desire than to eat and shit.

Response to: think a death to the guy above u v2 Posted July 22nd, 2007 in General

At 7/22/07 12:24 PM, oddworth wrote:
At 7/22/07 12:23 PM, Slawter wrote: get shot in the legs ,gets shitted on by dogs then a nuke falls on him
Injects with teh aids.

After injecting him with aids, you goto McDonalds Playplace to crawl around in. You jump in a ballpit and a syringe goes into your skin, injecting you with West Nile Virus, killing you slowly until you sink below the plastic ball pit.

Response to: Whats your fastest reaction time? Posted July 4th, 2007 in General

0.227

I PWN JOO lawl

Response to: Write your "japanese" name! Posted July 4th, 2007 in General

Zkamari

wow, thats hard to pronounce

Response to: Ah, The Fourth of July... Posted July 4th, 2007 in General

Dude, don't call him a moron, he does have a point...

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted June 24th, 2007 in Audio

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=1 593709&sub=85524

The Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven. I made it short for a reason. It could be put in a flash or something.

Response to: How Famous Are You On The Bbs? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

To the person above me: 1

Response to: Really Bad Rap I just made up Posted June 20th, 2007 in General

At 6/20/07 05:40 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Rap doesn't really have to rhyme you know?

Yeh, but it makes boring times fun again! :D

:lol

Response to: Really Bad Rap I just made up Posted June 20th, 2007 in General

no, Livin LIKE my whole house is a spa (chillin, relaxing, ect)

Really Bad Rap I just made up Posted June 20th, 2007 in General

Heres a really bad rap I just made up

Yo, I dip in the pool
Dissin like a fool
Cause I gotta get cool
Livin like my whole house is a spa
Thinkin I'm Dale Jr. from NASCAR
But when it comes time to rappin
You'll find me in my bathroom fappin!
OH!

lol

Response to: Mad Court TV Posted June 3rd, 2007 in General

You watched that too? lol cakes

"I want you to repeat after me 'I am an evil person'."
"I am an evil person"

Response to: Zombie Movie Posted May 30th, 2007 in General

lol mine is the title is something like "Return Of the Dead/ Rave To The Grave"

lol

Response to: Video Game you've beaten the most! Posted May 29th, 2007 in General

Probably THPS 3

For those that don't play it, THPS means Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Do you wanna know how many times I've played it?

:Are you sure?

:53

Response to: Rarest videogame you own? Posted May 27th, 2007 in General

A game called "Incredible Crisis"

A limited release in the US in 2000 made it one of the rarest games for PS1

Response to: Ng Help me name my kitten. Posted May 27th, 2007 in General

Name him "Dog"

Response to: I'm constipated. Posted May 24th, 2007 in General

Here I Am
Broken Harted
Came here to crap
Yet only farted

Read this in the college bathroom today ^^

[quote]lol[/quote]

Response to: What's your theme song? Posted May 13th, 2007 in General

Zeromancer- Doctor Online

Best song evA!

Response to: Worst Quotes from Rap Lyrics Posted May 12th, 2007 in General

"Oh yea, when you see my dad, tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had"

"Slurring, Blurring all up on the curb and"

"Cause they want Shady I'm chocolate *meow*"

Response to: Offical Computer Specifications Posted May 8th, 2007 in General

Dell Inspiron 2300 (or something like that
60 GB hard drive
Nvidia G-Force 3000 video card
AMD Sound Card
512 mb RAM
there, happy?

Response to: Scariest video game music? Posted May 8th, 2007 in General

in EarthBound OST,
The song room number starts out as a happy song, then goes to "HOLY CRAP WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS"

Response to: Bbs Story Thread Sign-up Posted May 8th, 2007 in General

Age: 11
Smoking Habits: None
Skinny
Hair Color: Brown
A little something about myself: I have ADD, so I'll be
"Hey, I did too flush.......Hey Look! A grasshopper!"

Response to: Bbs Story Thread Sign-up Posted May 8th, 2007 in General

I'll join!
Thank you very much :D

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted May 8th, 2007 in Audio

Yeah, exactly!
yep, its gone down to 4.00

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted May 8th, 2007 in Audio

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/list.php?whic h=genre&id=10
This Song is Number ONE for Techno,
and I'd like to keep it that way please!

The BassHunter Song(3xt3nd3d mix)

The BassHunter Song made better by ¿DJF¿
Note: This song goes back to the same thing as it did in the beginning, so watch out. This song is really 3 min 12 sec long.

Response to: Smarterchild is a smartass Posted May 4th, 2007 in General

I once got this reply from her

ToxicKlay: yo momma
SmarterChild: Is so fat.

Response to: Things your body can do... Posted April 28th, 2007 in General

i can pop my thumb out of its socket
and bend my arm the wrong way.

Double-Jointers Rulez lolwtfhax

(*sigh*, I am such a nerd sometimes)