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So it's true what they say about americans believing the onion

Oh yeah, that was the picture I saw. I remember now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I've decided not to get minecraft. For a lot of reasons.

At 10/12/10 04:12 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 10/12/10 04:09 PM, thenewbies wrote: Yeah, whatever you say.

Thanks a lot, now I can't sleep for a week.

That was a retarded picture, not scary at all.

Guns aren't very good at all.

Define a man not on the way his brain works but whether he likes it or not.

I think I've seen it before, it's really scary ):

You might hate To Kill a Mockingbird because you think it's stupid that you have to read about racism being bad, but what it does with the english language is beautiful.

And reading will teach you things. People who think books are pointless should try reading one.

Catcher in the Rye, there's a good book. You'd probably like it because it has no anti-racist "propaganda" in it.

Nothing in school that I did was dumb, the curriculum is there for a reason.

That's fucking awesome. I bet if I bought one I wouldn't get a gamecube though :c

Christ, they were just teaching her how to swim.

Just because everyone in your country is pampered doesn't mean other people can't do shit the way it's always been done.

Nobody cares

Lol!!!11 Wtff!!!111 pie and chees!!!!111 cookiez!!!11

But seriously, last yearI was ninja but that was fag, I'll probably go as something really stupid this time, like a zombie with a panda head.

Wasn't too good, ya know, but it wasn't too bad

All these fabs who like lady gaga are setting a bad example.

I think she makes terrible music, and her fashion sense is beyond strange.

Apparently you can strain your heart.

Well I woke up today and that hadn't happened, so I was like, phew.

Plus it's an amazing humour site. You may hate it because of all the retarded people, but that's actually the best bit.

I'm not sure what you're hoping to achieve by avoiding it, it's a perfectly servicable social networking site.

I have been studying the bible for a number of years and have come to the firm conclusion that Jesus was gay.

My brain. It isn't hard to work out that murder is wrong and being gay is fine.

Fuck yeah i'd leave

I would make short animations involving felines.

Looks un sold-out to me

The kid must have been a real hardcore xbox fan to have sent 40 naked pics just for xbox points.

Because they like newgrounds?

I want to see commercialised jetpacks though, and watching my whole family die is a small price to pay.

At 9/22/10 11:38 AM, iPumas wrote: What was your hypothesis to preform animal cruelty?

That's not a hypothesis you stupid fuck

Upload the video and show us.

At 9/22/10 09:55 AM, Encypo wrote: Be glad that she locked you out of Facebook and Myspace, maybe it's all for the better.

Yeah, I mean why would you want to talk to people you actually know, right? Spending all your time talking to newgrounders such a better idea.