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MERLIN! :D

My name would have been Rose apparently.

I probably send about 3 texts every week.

Maximum of 5.

Living without a phone would be so easy it's not even worth attempting.

Our family have never had a car and we get everywhere fine.

Use your legs.

Nope. Sucks to be you!

At 11/11/10 05:55 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: I frasnazzled my cat's pempinwooter while playing the grabtilfuewt in the fererererenayer.

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

I was doing that JUST the other day.

They're protesting the current war by dishonouring the dead from a war that happened 90 years ago.

Stupid bastards.

I got a debit card when I was thirteen.

I can buy stuff on the internetz :D

Westboro is just a giant orgy that doesn't want anyone else to have an orgy so they campaign against other orgies.

Chilli Concarni tastes nothing like actual chilli, cootie.

It doesn't sound very nice but I still want to try it anyway.

I swear freedom of speech doesn't cover hate speech.

At 11/9/10 04:24 PM, chickendance333 wrote: It's a deer not a bear

Looks like a kangaroo actually

Little shop just round the corner, supermarket down the road, repair garage over the road, volkswagen showroom down the road, and slightly further than that a pub, a post office, a laundrette, a dry cleaner's, a thai restaurant, a chinese take away, a news agent and a pharmacy.

"God can do anything"
"So if God can do anything can he create a rock that he cannot lift?"
"Yeah he can do anything"

It's not really a counter-argument, it's just reinforcing your own opinion.

Will you do something for me, or get your friend to do it please? Take a sign on a countermarch saying "Bigotry is a sin; your god hates you". It will enrage them because they're bigots and their god hates them. I've always wanted to do that myself but never got the chance.

They are very stupid people.

Can we not turn this into a religion thread

This is an awesome experiment, imagine if we made a universe. That would be cool.

So, I've noticed that sometimes you'll be laughing at something with a friend or by yourself, and then someone comes up to you and says something like "that isn't funny why are you laughing?" or "why are you laughing at something that isn't funny?". When obviously it is funny to you, otherwise you wouldn't be laughing. It's really stupid of someone to just come up to you and tell you not to laugh at something you find amusing.

:/

NG is not a phsycologist.

Go to the doctor.

I haven't shaved in fourteen years.

So yes.

don't fatality. Make a little cockroach parachute and throw him out of the window repeatedly :D

These are awesome :D

I've never heard any really loud people in libraries, even the kids' section is pretty damn quiet.

What do you say? I'd just get really nervous and chicken out.

You said he was gay because he doesn't know about guns or games consoles? That's pretty fucking retarded, if you're saying he's gay because of the things he likes or doesn't.

He sounds like a complete twat, but the reasons you gave for him being gay are really stupid. Except for the boner one. Maybe he already had a random boner and then just sat on your face.

GUYS the DAMN RENT is TOO GODDAMN HIGH

Anonimoos gon' git raeped!

A fourteen year old child plans to "hack" all the Justin Bieber hate websites and contact the FBI to get all the Justin Bieber haters a criminal record.

Given what he's planning to do himself, I don't think going to the FBI straight afterwards would be a good idea, even if he could "hack" all the Justin Bieber haters.

That's fucking retarded. They're all like "we're against discrimination, everybody should be equal", while they blatantly discriminate against white people.

At 10/12/10 02:58 PM, HippieOfNg wrote: Probably higher than yours, just judging from how you put together the title of this thread.....but I don't usually judge so Idk.

i agre bcoz he woz obvs bein srs so hes rly dum

my iq got much smrts in it.