I would put a saddle on it and ride it round the streets dressed as a cowboy.

Lol, made me chuckle, you really have to had seen a psychiatrist or be one to understand the joke.

Ugh, sounds like you are better of without friends like that, if somebody is not willing to say 'Well I agree to disagree' and still be your friend afterwards they are not friends in the first place. I would ignore the bitch until she comes to her senses when she eventually does come and talk to you, just say 'shut the fuck up you cunt'

At 5/25/08 05:33 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 5/25/08 05:26 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote: That would be "awesome" not "awsome"

Can you kill a guy for not pressing "e" when he was supposed to?

You can when he is preaching about how good he is, even more so if it is the thing he claims to be so much more superior at.

Irony much?

At 5/21/08 02:39 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: the majority of these sound quite good

Stuff

You do realise that those are just popularist notions that are made to attract naive young white men like you, has the BNP ever been in Power, No. Would it be able logistically to implement it policies, No. Will the BNP front bench be respected scholars and intelligent men or a bunch of knuckle draggers who hate the Pakis or anybody else who dare set foot on our wonderful isle?

The BNP will never get in power because the majority of British people descend from somewhere else along their line and no educated person will vote for them. The BNP stood a candidate at my old Uni and they got ignored and came last. That was one University, think nationally.

Well it depends what the values involved, both said objects must have a weight and an acceleration.

Vote the BNP in and watch them be unable by law and pre-existing agreements to do anything about economic migrants and asylum seekers, I wouldn't advise it. Besides the NHS is held up by migrant workers and sending them away would cripple it.

Yeah they did paint Frodo as a christ like figure, then was the whole Gandalf being killed by the Balrog sacrificing himself for his friends, then being brought back to life in an angelic form, doesn't explain the scat orgy at the end though.

At 5/21/08 07:07 AM, Zeromus wrote: Shutup. Dont' drive if your scared.

I am not scared of driving, I just dislike being tested.

At 5/21/08 07:13 AM, chiefindomer wrote: Don't forget to signal every turn or when you change lanes or pull over. Also, just stay calm it's a pretty easy test.

I never forget to signal when emerging or turning into minor roads, but I do forget to signal off round-a-bouts, going to have to make sure of that, and I skim cars a little bit, which is scary if you are a passenger.

At 5/21/08 07:15 AM, Lucy wrote: Good luck. I love driving, I cant wait to have my test.

Thanks, I really enjoy driving too, it just seems like yesterday I began my lessons so I am sure your test date will come around soon.

At 5/21/08 07:15 AM, positively-negative wrote: They're easier than you first think normally. Just remember to relax.

Yeah, I am actually a really good driver when I am not under pressure, I think that I am just going to pretend that I am in the car by myself and the random stranger is just a GPS.

At 5/21/08 07:16 AM, Jezuz wrote: Age/Gender: 22, Male

Late bloomer are we?

Actually yes, I tried to have lessons when I was 19 but my attitude was all wrong and my priorities were all wrong, when I was younger, I spent most my cash on DVDs, video Games, high end electronics and booze.

At 5/21/08 07:26 AM, nsc007 wrote:

well, i actually have driven my grandma's car in parking lots. give the car some gas then take your foot of the pedal if you want to go minimum speed(usually 20 km/h) and gently press the gas in to go faster. also, on a similar note, i just got my boat liscense on sunday!

Yeah actual physical act of driving is pretty easy, it is the psychological aspects such as judgement, descion making and anticipation that are more difficult to learn. Cool a boat license, I am not sure if you need one in the U.K, me and a few friends have thought of renting a boat before but it has never panned out.

I am literally shitting myself. Now I know Newgrounds is mostly prepubescent teenage boys, not old enough to steer a shopping trolley correctly let alone several tons of steel at speed, but does anyone have any advice?

Do what Josef Stalin would do, get rid of the man, get rid of the problem. i.e. Send your penis to some remote gulag in Siberia and let rot there in the cold for the rest of its life, or you could just chop your penis off altogether, essentially becoming a woman. Then you can hug yourself all you like.

At 5/21/08 05:21 AM, homor wrote:

yeah, why aren't i allowed to harass and offendend other players who might be children?

fucking nazis.

If you are offended by a gay gnome you sir are the Nazi, why can't you have gay characters on WoW? Whats next black characters?! Come to think of it WoW doesn't have Jewish characters either.

Blizzard = Neo-Cons

Best thing I ever did, leaving WoW.

At 5/21/08 02:55 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: if its true they'd probably use our bodies as sex puppets

Like Josef Fritzl?

At 5/21/08 12:53 AM, poxpower wrote:

The angels, he couldn't really fuck with, like they'd know better than to try to wipe their butts with poison Ivy or to eat pine cones. But the humans? Works like a charm. So then he makes a woman. He's thinking "I'll just make this one a little weaker but with tits, to compensate. They'll fight constantly, it will be hilarious" ( God liked tits for some reason ).

I love it, funniest thing I have read this week so far. There is only one small problem how could Satan have given Adam a boost when he was a snake, surely Adam gave Eve the boost. Then everyone got laid.

If the T-virus doesn't infect you first, is the shortest answer I can give you.

At 5/21/08 02:18 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: Gnome warlock, anything else is just weak

I used to have a Gnome mage, he had pink hair and was called Gaygnome, i ran around using the lick emote on most things, I got up to level 30 before the mod asked me to changed my name I refused and deleted my WoW account before they had the chance to ban me. I think if you pay that much money and time for a game you should be able to do exactly what you like.

At 5/20/08 11:31 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

Not at all. Weird, pale, clammy looking.

Typical Newgrounder, do you go to a Catholic school?

Just wanted to clear that up.

lol, physchopath, I think you need to learn how spell before you ben people.

Maybe you were just more turned on? Perhaps you lost over 4 stone over night, as obese people have much smaller penises than thin people due to the fact that men deposit fat around the pelvis? Maybe perhaps you were simply holding somebody elses and didn't realise?

Dad.....

You sound pretty terrible, you by no means have a good voice by any stretch of the imagination, forget about singing.

At 5/15/08 11:30 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Watching the love of my life explode.

Thank god she's still alive.

Get some tissues and wipe it off...

Rinse...

Repeat...

At 5/16/08 12:43 AM, SirBackBoobs wrote:

None, two species can't interbreed.

Then how do you explain Manbearpig?

The FSM is a a parody of religion, Pastafarians are just taking the piss out of how insane it sounds to believe in a God, there is just as much proof the flying spaghetti monster exists as there is jesus performed miracles.

There are plenty of 'religions' like that, I personally am a firm believer in the Invisible Pink Unicorn which kind of reminds me of the penicorn except less visible...

At 5/15/08 05:01 PM, MisterEpic wrote:

No, that' he has touched your heart.

Well, I would like him to molest me, if that makes any difference, there is nothing kinkier than a guy in a dog collar touching your heart and other bits...

At 5/15/08 04:59 PM, MisterEpic wrote:

Ahh yes, that's what all of the clouded, deluded minds of the sexually molested say.

I forgot the link?

At 5/15/08 04:57 PM, MisterEpic wrote: Did he touch you, young sir?

He has touched my heart....

I forgot the link

The Right Honourable Reverand Exoo, promotes the suicide of NONterminally ill people and has saved over a 100 souls this way, there is nothing like a priest who really helps you on your way to the after life. He is due to be extradited to Ireland for assisting suicide, but plans to kill himself if it is upheld.

An Hero??

At 5/15/08 06:11 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote:

He's a child prostitute.

I shall take a peek at his amazon wishlist then.

Bicycle Pump

Score....

At 5/15/08 06:05 AM, cast wrote:

It has to be your own original content either way.

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: new jersey
Job: student

cast, your'e a bad bad man.

At 5/15/08 06:01 AM, NOGOODNAME1234 wrote: would you be able to put a porn video on NG?

Not a porn video, you could make a porn flash, that would be acceptable.