At 1/11/08 03:37 AM, Searp3nt wrote:

At 1/11/08 03:15 AM, SirStanley wrote: LOL, hey post a pic of her so we can see what she looks like. :D

No. Go touch some other little kid. I have plans for this bitch.

So your a pedophile and a whiner? Perfect match

I was four, and it was worth the day I had to spend in the corner. I think I said "fuck that shit n****", I had heard it on the television earlier that day.

It's topics like these that make me wish I had one of those "Room of people who care" pics, but I'm too lazy to save one.

It's times like this where black mail comes in handy.

Although a lot of people complain about how bad it is now compared to how it was in the past I fail to notice the differance. I'm a big fan of almost everything here and I love the site, plus I'm a newgrounder so it's mandatory to give a completely biased score; 100.

Is this thread still epic?

At 1/11/08 02:59 AM, Searp3nt wrote: You know, maybe if you actually payed attention to what the little bitch did, you'd know why I can call her that. She disrespected my items, she disrespected my CDs and games, the bitch spat on me for fuck sake. And my age? I'm 16, faggot. How old are you?

In her defense she's only three years old, it's not like she knows any better.

At 1/11/08 12:45 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: That's just from breaking the hymen.
So not all girls will bleed when they lose their virginity. And even if they have their hymen, if she is aroused and lubricated enough, and if you're slow and gentle enough, you can open the hymen without tearing it to bleed.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

My cat gives good head, but sometimes she makes it bleed.

At 1/11/08 02:52 AM, Searp3nt wrote:

At 1/11/08 02:45 AM, AngelOfDeth wrote: This thread deserves no response...
Other than... you fail.. and got P\/\/N3D by a 3 yr. old, now GTFO!

Dude, shut the fuck up. This thread doesn't deserve a respone, and why? Because you didn't make it. So go suck a dick.

Kat fight!

At 1/10/08 11:43 PM, Alastor wrote: I just found this.

I swear to God I'm sane.

Thank you

fap fap fap

I hear that, yesterday I fell in love with Jesus Christ!

my own jokes impress me

Yesterday I played "Bugs Bunny Lost in Time" for the Playstation, still works like a charm and no modern game can hold a candle to it.

At 1/11/08 02:01 AM, Revanz wrote:

At 1/11/08 01:59 AM, kingkillah wrote: Yes, that post alone made PS3 owners look much more superiour and mature than a regular old Microsoft fans. Infact that post was so thought out and well written you have convinced me instead of my boring old Xbox I want a PS3. Thank you for doing so much justice for your Sony brothers

w00t

Dude. Ps3 is going to pawn you. Just give it time. I've been playing Resistance and Call of Duty 4 over and over. FUCKING COD4 WOULD PWN EVERY SINGLE XBOX GAME EVER CREATED! What now?

What now? Well I think NOW you've embarrased yourself by trying to "pawn" someone online with an unitintienally funny "argument." You dumb ass, COD4 is a third party game-- for slower users such as yourself that means it's on the 360 to-- and I haven't heard about Resistance but personally I couldn't care less.

At 1/11/08 02:40 AM, Searp3nt wrote: I was holding my huge pool cleaning net, and I had to reach to the side of the pool that I couldn't walk round to. So I had to go on my tip-toes. And this little bitch sneaks up behind me and rushes me. >:C

Slap the hell out of that bitch, then asl for your money.

You're old enough now to handle your problems with the belt, just do what my parents did to me when I misbehaved. Whip the child without mercy until you think she has learned her lesson, then post about it on the BBS to show the world how "hard core" you are.

Lol, you know you're an attention whore when you post a topic asking people to email you. I'd hate to see all the spam you're going to get in your inbox....

At 1/11/08 02:15 AM, Paladinman wrote: Fail.

Well there might be some people who haven't seen the mud kipz page thousands of times already, there may be hope for this topic yet.

Ross while your messing around with the site can you make me a level one billion? I'd appreciate it :) no but seriously I think it should still show how many people think it's helpful or not.

If God can do everything how come he can't convince atheist he exist, stop all the evil in the world, or kill Satan? I've always wondered that, ever since I was no more than a child. I can't wait to be a God when that game Spore comes out, maybe then all our questions will be answered.

At 1/11/08 01:54 AM, Revanz wrote: Why would you even joke about the Xbox 360? THAT SHIT SUCKS! It is so bad! I mean have you seen the bad Graphics? And like every other day it breaks and you have too superglue the shit back on! Even though it has 10 times more successful games than the Ps3, it will come back in a few months! GIVE IT UNTILL 2009! IT WILL ROCK IN 2009!

You people are fucking n00bs.!

Yes, that post alone made PS3 owners look much more superiour and mature than a regular old Microsoft fans. Infact that post was so thought out and well written you have convinced me instead of my boring old Xbox I want a PS3. Thank you for doing so much justice for your Sony brothers

w00t

Can I post my incest stories here?

At 1/11/08 01:52 AM, Ross wrote: Yep, I just now updated this stuff. You may see some weirdness at first, until your browser cache updates. I love the new review layout - the user icons with each review, and the big pixel-y scores (they blended in before).

OMFG, YOU A GOD HERE! CAN I SUCK UR COCK!?

I don't like, I don't like it one bit. Now if I write a review about how I didn't like Egoraptor or Tom Fulp's most recent flashes I'll be flamed for ages. This be nice if most reviews on Newgrounds had more than one unhelpful sentence, though.

At 1/11/08 01:50 AM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote:

At 1/11/08 01:49 AM, kingkillah wrote: This would've never happened had you purchased the Xbox 360....

Red Ring of Death, maybe?

It doesn't happen as often as people say it does, I've had my 360 since the console's launch and never once had a problem with it. I even sat on it once and it survived..... of course now it makes weird jerking noises.

I remember back when Family Guy was still decent, they need to get back to the shows roots.

This would've never happened had you purchased the Xbox 360....

I prefer sex, it's a bit more rewarding at the end but masturbating can be fun to.

Goku would be awesome!!!!

Yea, Rock Band is a lot funner.