At 5/29/09 11:20 AM, Aughiris wrote: kingkillah, you're a fucking pussy. The way you're talking about your own moral convictions has an air of arrogance around it, as if you feel that you and your 'morals' are better than the rest of us.

That's just great, I do something good for someone else and suddenly I'm an arrogant pussy. Real grand.

Newsflash asshole: you're a fucking pussy. You've allowed some fat ugly hippo to declare you, without your permission, her boyfriend. And because you are too wussy to dump that fat animal, you are making excuses as to why you aren't leaving her because you have a 'consciousness' and all that bullshit, while in reality you're glad somebody finally actually loves you, even though that person is a fat fucking version of gollem.

Maybe it's because I know that gollem is actually a person with real emotions and a self esteem problem. If she wasn't so socially isolated she would have never "declared" me her boyfriend. If I actually cared what people (such as yourself) thought of me I would have never defended her, this is the same bull shit I get at school only a more idiotic version.

"Consciousness" determines whether you're awake or not, like unconscious. I have a conscious, they're two different things believe it or not. Not surprisingly you did a poor job reading the first post, I've had friends in the past and been accepted in the past. I've had previous girlfriends but none of it is more important than how a person actually feels about themselves, even if they're not your image of perfection.

You're fucking pathetic.

I think people insult others because of their own insecurities. You wouldn't feel the need to ridicule me or this girl if you didn't have such hard feelings about yourself. I think it takes a lot more confidence to defend someone than to ridicule them. For that, you're the pathetic one.

At 5/29/09 12:50 AM, anonymousity wrote: There might be some people that she has previously eaten on the inside.

You're an ass you know that?

At 5/28/09 11:48 PM, CrowCuervo wrote: Don't feel like you're doing something wrong there. You did your part and that's what's important. You don't need to accept this situation just because of a misunderstanding. This will not make your previous action any less dignified.

Yeah, for whatever reason I'm one of the few people here who has a this thing called a consience so when I feel like I let someone down or could let someone down by doing something I feel obligated to avoid it by whatever means necessary.

For those of you who actually read the first post and then continued to contribute to this topic I owe you my gratitude, the rest of you who simply scrolled down to look at the picture and attempted to come up with some witty jokes (none of which where funny or tasteful in the least) I owe you not one ounce of respect and literally hope your children wind up being social outcast so you can begin to empathize with what this girl has to go through on the daily bases. You're not even worth the words I've wasted here.

I've decided--thanks to the advice of several members here--that the best route to take is to be straight forward with her and confirm that the extent of our relationship is only a friendship. I had originally planned on not saying anything about our relationship and pretend to be content with her requests until she gained some sort of confidence about herself, but I doubt that will work and I'm going to eventually have to tell her how I really feel anyhow.

I'll continue to support and defend her, but on a more superficial note; I'm only human and have my limits to what I can risk for another person. I've already become an outcast from a majority of my false "friends" (which can be seen as more of blessing than a curse) and I don't think there's much more I can do to help this girl.

At 5/28/09 08:51 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 5/28/09 06:56 PM, kingkillah wrote:

At 5/28/09 06:52 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Yeah, NG is either trolling or being a bunch of assholes. Don't take it too seriously. Obviously they're compensating covered in their own fat and they use the internet as an excuse to mask their fatness to flame on other fat people.

Yeah, it's funny most of the people on here making fun of her don't even have pictures of themselves.

I have a picture of myself in my userpage.

So that gives me the right to bad mouth her, right?

I never stated it would, I said it was funny as in they're probably not that attractive themselves, not that it would give them permission.

At 5/28/09 07:35 PM, CrowCuervo wrote: But I have a curiosity. Are you intending to keep on but doing nothing, just to make her moral a little higher, or you'll try to get jiggy wth it?

Um, I'll choose the former. Like I said I have no interest in the girl, the problem is no one else does either.

At 5/28/09 06:52 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Yeah, NG is either trolling or being a bunch of assholes. Don't take it too seriously. Obviously they're compensating covered in their own fat and they use the internet as an excuse to mask their fatness to flame on other fat people.

Yeah, it's funny most of the people on here making fun of her don't even have pictures of themselves.

At 5/28/09 06:40 PM, jack231 wrote:

At 5/28/09 06:12 PM, kingkillah wrote: Yeah, I'll admit that wasnt the best picture of her. Here's a better one

dump her for the middle one.

Dude, usually I wouldn't even entertain this but that's just idiotic. Dumping a girl with already low-self esteem for her own sister!? I'm trying to NOT crush the girl, if I was a complete douche I would have joined in the bullying that I tried to stop.

At 5/28/09 06:25 PM, Complete wrote: You should of said when she claimed you were her boyfriend that you were simply defending her. It might of been harsh, but it definitely would be better then her going to sleep today with her last thought being "I GOT A BOYFRIEND"

I know, I screwed up badly and really messed with her emotions, that's why I eventually dread having to "break up" something so significant in her mind. I think this gave her confidence that had been missing in her life and I'd hate to just take that away.

To the other guy I was simply staying there's more to a girl than looks when it comes to deciding how beautiful she is. Not only the way she looks, moves, and acts but also who she really is inside.

At 5/28/09 06:15 PM, Proottalfain wrote: The middle one is cute, even though she looks a bit like a guy...

They're sisters, the blond one is their mother.

Yeah, I'll admit that wasnt the best picture of her. Here's a better one, and like I said I'd like to hear advice about the situation, we can all clearly see what she looks like and the obvious visual jokes get old real quick.

At 5/28/09 05:56 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: What age are we talking? Cause your profile claims you're 26?

I'm 14 and I know I'm committing social suicide with this, but I'm trying to do the right thing here.

Anyway, I sometimes wonder how serious these people are with boyfriend/girlfriend business. Cause when they take stuff so serious out of nowhere, makes me kind of think they are really socially retarded. But maybe she's also mature or joking along with it.

Girls take it a lot more seriously than guys, and considering her confidence has been pretty much destroyed by these bullies I don't think she can take a "break up" even if we where never officially together.

Judging beauty in a photo is a hard thing to do. I find that girls are more beautiful when they move and they smile and you see their curves fully. You can show very bad on a photograph and still be quite pretty in general.

Well what is beauty? Appearance and beauty are two different thing as far as I'm concerned.

At 5/28/09 05:48 PM, Ship wrote: Because pissing off jocks usually isn't a great idea.

I can take care of myself, I'm not worried about what happens to me but about her already low self esteem.

At 5/28/09 05:44 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: She's beautiful on the inside.

My point exactly, people need to learn to see others for who they really are.

At 5/28/09 05:44 PM, Complete wrote: Seems like she is arrogant by claiming you are her boyfriend by herself.

I've never disagreed with it, I don't want to crush her.

Unless you agreed with her.

I said it to the bullies to get them off my back, she seems to have misunderstood me.

I'm a pretty sympathetic person, I'm actually able to understand the way people feel. I was not always popular or attractive and I once fell into the typical nerd stereotype. I met this girl Jenna last week at school, she had been in my class since maybe 4th grade but we only talked maybe 3 or 4 times throughout the time we've known each other.

I've seen a few of my "friends" bully her but never intervened, there's no particular target of ridicule at my High School and we've all taken our fair share of blows, right? Well one day the bullying got severe during lunch and one of the typical neanderthal "jocks" knocked her tray off the table mocking her weight (original right?). Well I stepped up to her defense only to become another target of ridicule, taking the attention of off her for the moment.

Since then I've never felt comfortable with my "friends" knowing how fickle they are and began, along with a few of my more loyal friends, sitting with Jenna. Of course because I actually care enough about another human being to step in the way of them being harmed rumors began to spread Jenna and are where dating.

Trying to be mature rather than contradicting the bullies I replied "Yeah, okay we are!" which pretty much shut them up besides a few snickers. Eventually I discovered Jenna hadn't realized I wasn't being literal, and now--according to her--we're "boyfriend" and "girlfriend." I never really spoke up about it but I don't think I can harm my reputation anymore by going along with it. Perhaps, even if the relationship is fake per say, going out for a short time might give her the confidence she needs to step out of her shell.

What should I do Newgrounds? This is her, and no I don't need you commenting on how she looks. I know she's not the prettiest girl in the world but personality--to me--is better than looks, at least she'll keep the shallow people away.

At 1/11/08 03:37 AM, Searp3nt wrote:

At 1/11/08 03:15 AM, SirStanley wrote: LOL, hey post a pic of her so we can see what she looks like. :D

No. Go touch some other little kid. I have plans for this bitch.

So your a pedophile and a whiner? Perfect match

I was four, and it was worth the day I had to spend in the corner. I think I said "fuck that shit n****", I had heard it on the television earlier that day.

It's topics like these that make me wish I had one of those "Room of people who care" pics, but I'm too lazy to save one.

It's times like this where black mail comes in handy.

Although a lot of people complain about how bad it is now compared to how it was in the past I fail to notice the differance. I'm a big fan of almost everything here and I love the site, plus I'm a newgrounder so it's mandatory to give a completely biased score; 100.

Is this thread still epic?

At 1/11/08 02:59 AM, Searp3nt wrote: You know, maybe if you actually payed attention to what the little bitch did, you'd know why I can call her that. She disrespected my items, she disrespected my CDs and games, the bitch spat on me for fuck sake. And my age? I'm 16, faggot. How old are you?

In her defense she's only three years old, it's not like she knows any better.

At 1/11/08 12:45 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: That's just from breaking the hymen.
So not all girls will bleed when they lose their virginity. And even if they have their hymen, if she is aroused and lubricated enough, and if you're slow and gentle enough, you can open the hymen without tearing it to bleed.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

My cat gives good head, but sometimes she makes it bleed.

At 1/11/08 02:52 AM, Searp3nt wrote:

At 1/11/08 02:45 AM, AngelOfDeth wrote: This thread deserves no response...
Other than... you fail.. and got P\/\/N3D by a 3 yr. old, now GTFO!

Dude, shut the fuck up. This thread doesn't deserve a respone, and why? Because you didn't make it. So go suck a dick.

Kat fight!

At 1/10/08 11:43 PM, Alastor wrote: I just found this.

I swear to God I'm sane.

Thank you

fap fap fap

I hear that, yesterday I fell in love with Jesus Christ!

my own jokes impress me

Yesterday I played "Bugs Bunny Lost in Time" for the Playstation, still works like a charm and no modern game can hold a candle to it.

At 1/11/08 02:01 AM, Revanz wrote:

At 1/11/08 01:59 AM, kingkillah wrote: Yes, that post alone made PS3 owners look much more superiour and mature than a regular old Microsoft fans. Infact that post was so thought out and well written you have convinced me instead of my boring old Xbox I want a PS3. Thank you for doing so much justice for your Sony brothers

w00t

Dude. Ps3 is going to pawn you. Just give it time. I've been playing Resistance and Call of Duty 4 over and over. FUCKING COD4 WOULD PWN EVERY SINGLE XBOX GAME EVER CREATED! What now?

What now? Well I think NOW you've embarrased yourself by trying to "pawn" someone online with an unitintienally funny "argument." You dumb ass, COD4 is a third party game-- for slower users such as yourself that means it's on the 360 to-- and I haven't heard about Resistance but personally I couldn't care less.

At 1/11/08 02:40 AM, Searp3nt wrote: I was holding my huge pool cleaning net, and I had to reach to the side of the pool that I couldn't walk round to. So I had to go on my tip-toes. And this little bitch sneaks up behind me and rushes me. >:C

Slap the hell out of that bitch, then asl for your money.

You're old enough now to handle your problems with the belt, just do what my parents did to me when I misbehaved. Whip the child without mercy until you think she has learned her lesson, then post about it on the BBS to show the world how "hard core" you are.