Hey guys, it's me! Does anyone still remember me?

Yup, I'm a DS lover here!

I don't have periods.....I HAVE QUESTION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday 2 j00

At 6/28/05 11:23 PM, Evildwarf wrote: Mkay this topic is for all of you religious pricks. God doesn't exist, life on earth came from big bang and also from atoms in fusion. Nothing else. Science is always right and if you believe in God, you fail.

OOOOOOOHHHHH GREAT!....Now you've done it....you've pissed Jesus off!

Now, Jesus is gonna kill you!!!

To make matters worse: It's gonna be LIVE! On Pay-Per-View

</lame joke>

I burned and buried all of mine....sorry...

I hope she dies....stupid whore...

Does anyone remember me??

I used to post here a while back and one day I left NG....well I'm back!!!

SO ROCK ON!!!

Hey Guys!!

Long time no see! I think it's time that I make my return to NG!
This is my first post since my return.
I did this to show my juggalo love.
Because that's all that matters in Shangri-la up above.
If you hate you're goin' straight to Hell's Pit
And damn...is it gonna burn!

MMFCL

At 2/26/05 12:05 AM, KingBatermaster wrote: Super Amish Safety Man Series (voice actors needed!!!)

Hello, I have returned to the VAC in search of some voice actors for mine and my friend's new flash series entitled Super Amish Safety Man. We plan for this series to grow really big so we are going to be very specific for what we want/need.
The voice we need most is the voice for Super Amish Safety Man, the hero of the series. He must sound very heroic, (sort of like Major Glory from Dexter's Labratory, but not exactly) If you think you can pull off this heroic voice, contact us (see contacts at end of post) and send us a sample of you srying out "Super Amish Safety Man...AWAAAAAY!!!!" In the style that was used in the old cheesy 80 superhero cartoons (Birdman etc.)
The other voice we need (as of right now) is an ice cream man. This voice isnt very specific since it wont play a huge role in the series. You all should know what an ice cream man sounds like. The line for you to submit to us is "Free ice cream for everybody!"
One of the most important things that we want to make sure about you personally, is that you're the kind of person that enjoys the type of humor we will be doing in the series. The humor resembles that of most Adult Swim shows, such as Sealab and ATHF. After all, we wouldnt want your name to be attached to something you hate!
Contacts: Email - kreemedkoRn@gmail.com
AIM - Fairyboy9000

Below is a pic (sorry had to shrink it) of our beloved hero, if you think this picture is even slightly funny, then this movie is definately in your league.

PS: remember if you dont get the part, there will always be more episodes! ;-)

Well it's official we will be using -frogs- submission as the voice for SASM, thanks to everyone who submitted their voicing talents! But we still are in need of the Ice Cream Man voice, we only got a couple of submissions for that and both were equally bad. One was too boring and the other one was too strange. But we will be using the strange one for future episodes as a villain. SO REMEMBER TO SUBMIT YOUR ICE CREAM MAN DEMO NOW!!!

(info posted in quoted post)

Super Amish Safety Man Series (voice actors needed!!!)

Hello, I have returned to the VAC in search of some voice actors for mine and my friend's new flash series entitled Super Amish Safety Man. We plan for this series to grow really big so we are going to be very specific for what we want/need.
The voice we need most is the voice for Super Amish Safety Man, the hero of the series. He must sound very heroic, (sort of like Major Glory from Dexter's Labratory, but not exactly) If you think you can pull off this heroic voice, contact us (see contacts at end of post) and send us a sample of you srying out "Super Amish Safety Man...AWAAAAAY!!!!" In the style that was used in the old cheesy 80 superhero cartoons (Birdman etc.)
The other voice we need (as of right now) is an ice cream man. This voice isnt very specific since it wont play a huge role in the series. You all should know what an ice cream man sounds like. The line for you to submit to us is "Free ice cream for everybody!"
One of the most important things that we want to make sure about you personally, is that you're the kind of person that enjoys the type of humor we will be doing in the series. The humor resembles that of most Adult Swim shows, such as Sealab and ATHF. After all, we wouldnt want your name to be attached to something you hate!
Contacts: Email - kreemedkoRn@gmail.com
AIM - Fairyboy9000

Below is a pic (sorry had to shrink it) of our beloved hero, if you think this picture is even slightly funny, then this movie is definately in your league.

PS: remember if you dont get the part, there will always be more episodes! ;-)

At 2/22/05 06:49 PM, Bob_The_Dark_One wrote:

A tubgirl fan forum.

*paitently waits for someone to start one*

Well according to the amazing definition kindly donated by the MVA, Napolean is definitely a movie of cult status.

It was not all too popular until it came out on DVD/VHS then it got HUGe. In fact im getting really sick of hearing people quote it so much that I can barely sit through the movie again. I own it on DVD by the way.

Like almost all of my favorite movies are cult movies. I dont really know the exact definition of a cult movie, but when a movie is a cult movie.... you'll know it.

Like let me show you how easy it is. (CM = cult movie NC = Non-cult)

Fight Club - CM
Shrek - NC
ALL tarantino movies - CM's
There's Something About Mary - NC
Big Daddy - NC
Kung Pow - CM
ANY Kevin smith film (besides Jersey Girl) - CM
Boondock Saints - CM

One of the movies I have trouble defining as a cult movie would be "The Cable Guy" is it a cult movie or not? You decide....

At 2/10/05 03:24 PM, RikuShadow wrote: i love animals, tht's horrible...

for a gory death story, my cousin had a toad. and he fed it crickets. and one day the crickets ate the toad's face off. true story. my aunt came upstairs, looked in the tank, and screamed like hell.

yeah.... same thing happened with me and my (dead) brother....

May I please have one with my alias (in all lower caps) saying "King of nothing since 7/22/04"

I know its kinda simmialar to yours, but thanks!

Well, ill give starting the KoRn Crew up again, even though it seems that most people only think that they're OK, but whatever...

At 2/5/05 02:32 AM, MegaGold wrote: Hey Thedo. You know how your all about ATHF, well is there going to be a third season?

There already has been.....

My favorite villains are also the mooninites..

But my favorite quote comes from the other alien guys.

NOTE THIS IS NOT EXACTLY ACCURATE QUOTATIONS

Frylock: What are those things around your head?
Skinny Alien: These are our sweatbands, they keep the sweat out of our eyes
Fat Alien: Oh, is that what yours does? mine must be broken...
Skinny Alien: Ummm... yours is a drool-band

Hahahahahahahaha ATHF <3

At 2/6/05 06:35 PM, CatSpider wrote: and the band is fucking hardcore,

Hahahahahahahaha... I soooooo hope you're being sarcastic...

My favorite poem by him, was this one about him killing his master in his sleep and he buries him like underneath the floor. I dont remember the title, but it was cool as hell.

I dont feel like joining though...

LOL LET ME JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love ATHF and have all 3 volumes!!!!!!!!! Did you notice how the art on the case/discs/menus gets weirder everytime? I cant wait to see #4!!!!!1

Hey, I was thinking about restarting the KoRn Crew and was wondering, how many people here would join if i did? (the number of potential members raises the probability of me restarting it)

PS: TheDu, I'll join your ATHF club! I own all 3 seasons and I watch it everytime i can!!!!!

Hey, I was thinking about restarting the KoRn Crew and was wondering, how many people here would join if i did? (the number of potential members raises the probability of me restarting it)

dont forget Napolean Dynamite, Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Oh yeah and the Unknown but GREAT Cannibal! The Musical.

At 1/31/05 08:53 PM, PitchBlack666 wrote: I know this is off topic but remember that episode of South Park with KoRn in it?I think it would be really cool if Slipknot went on the show or even on Family Guy.Also my least fav song is Scissors

lol I love that episode...OH SWEET ANTONIO BENDARAS BLOW-UP DOLL, THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER!!!! lmao

Oh and to the focker: love your sig

At 2/1/05 03:00 PM, flashy10 wrote: this was a stupid idea

yes...yes it was. Besides whats to hate?

Any (previously) fat plumber who can jump on a turtle's head and make a coin pop out of it's ass and save a princess while he's at it is okay in my book.

At 1/31/05 08:57 PM, Mister_Twitch wrote: Dude, their website reached its bandwidth limit when i went to check, but don't fret i will be sure to as soon as i can.

yeah i noticed after i sent the link. Well, I have some on my comp if they would be usefil, contact me on AIM @ Fairyboy9000 (dont worry im not gay, its an inside joke LOL)

w00t w00t DR u gonna submit it to Phat or Whack?

You know what band is very experinmental? Retard-O-Bot. (www.retardobot.com) love 'em or hate 'em you gotta admit that they're unique. I for one love 'em. LOL

At 1/31/05 07:26 PM, majorblood wrote:

You ever hear Rainbows and stuff?
theirs an AMV of it and this got me into ICP
ENJOY
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=99717

heard it/love it

Iblar, I'm sure you can join even though its not my decision.