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Topic: Real-life level icons.

Posted: 07/16/09 02:54 PM

Forum: General

Where did I leave that golden chainsaw...


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Topic: Photoshop the toilet!

Posted: 07/16/09 02:49 PM

Forum: General

At 7/16/09 01:39 PM, therealanimator wrote:
At 7/16/09 01:37 PM, agustana wrote: Done.
thats taking it too far even for a rating site.

Either way, you got owned.


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Topic: Masterbating is not bad for you.

Posted: 07/16/09 02:47 PM

Forum: General

Does this count if girls do it for you?

My GF wouldn't wank me off ten times a day, I'm just curios.

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Topic: Emma Watson

Posted: 07/15/09 06:20 PM

Forum: General

She could make my brook stick fly pretty high.

If you know what I mean.

(Fail).


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Topic: how to get a record deal?

Posted: 07/15/09 06:11 PM

Forum: General

At 7/15/09 06:06 PM, Hydecka wrote:
At 7/15/09 04:30 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 7/15/09 04:28 PM, karlkoolkid1999b wrote: no noobs, trolls, flames, or spammers
You are all of the above, you hypocrite. And no, you won't get a record deal at 11, if the world makes sense.
hur hur he said no noob spammers now he's 11, quick make a short crack at his mom.

haha, his mum.


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Topic: Taking the internet seriously.

Posted: 07/15/09 02:03 PM

Forum: General

Meme's.

Serious Business.

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Topic: Is Gagsy a Boy or Girl?

Posted: 07/15/09 01:59 PM

Forum: General

At 7/15/09 01:57 PM, Atliana wrote:
At 7/15/09 01:53 PM, killerrob wrote: Shes a girl, I should know.
Why should you?

Because you touch yourself at night.


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Topic: A Real Demon In The Forest?

Posted: 07/15/09 11:18 AM

Forum: General

And why would It's eyes glow?

I thought only humans did that?

Or am I completely fucking wrong?


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Topic: Xbox 360 logo... stolen from Sony?

Posted: 07/14/09 11:02 AM

Forum: General

I don't get it


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Topic: Newgrounds God

Posted: 07/13/09 01:38 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/09 01:31 PM, PlatinumFalcon wrote: I would blam all crappy movies and games.

That would be the first logical move.


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Topic: How To Get Someone To Stfu

Posted: 07/13/09 11:52 AM

Forum: General

But you can just slap them with a wet fish!


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Topic: Photoshop Exciting Baby v2

Posted: 07/12/09 11:27 AM

Forum: General

This thread is quite wrong.

But so hot.

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Topic: 6 Russian Conscripts Beheaded Nsfw

Posted: 07/08/09 07:59 AM

Forum: General

Lol, they all got owned.


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Topic: It's been about five years

Posted: 07/08/09 07:53 AM

Forum: General

At 7/8/09 07:52 AM, Master117chief wrote:
At 7/8/09 07:50 AM, Piss wrote: Not far from it, unfortunately.
Why do you always have to smile?

No, the question is, why arent you?

Oh right, you are.

My bad.

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Topic: what i dun get about "shock sites"

Posted: 07/08/09 07:37 AM

Forum: General

To confuse your friends!

Like the time I laughed at some of the pictures on Offended, and my friends stared at me awkwardly.


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Topic: Playback fails.

Posted: 07/07/09 04:43 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/7/09 04:20 AM, narf109 wrote:

With my pole. Dude on the left for sure.

But her mouth is a hand!


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Topic: Brucie From Gta Iv Is Fps Doug!

Posted: 07/07/09 04:42 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 7/7/09 04:30 AM, Ecke wrote: Its been pointed out, and actually he was the influence for Brucie's personality.

Darn, looks like I should spend more time on the internet and video games then having a social life.


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Topic: Dead cat by my house. Fuck.

Posted: 07/07/09 04:34 AM

Forum: General

Gabba dabba who shoo foo foo!

Dead cat by my house. Fuck.


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Topic: OH SNAP!! EARTH WORM SEX!!!

Posted: 07/07/09 04:30 AM

Forum: General

Lol, Wade has an earth worm fetish.


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Topic: Brucie From Gta Iv Is Fps Doug!

Posted: 07/07/09 04:21 AM

Forum: Video Games

I mean, it's too obvious. They both have serious hyperactivity disorders, both scream, have no hair and are muscly. They sound like each other too.

FPS Doug

Brucie

I'm done.


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Topic: I want to say a few things.

Posted: 07/06/09 07:47 AM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 03:22 AM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 7/6/09 03:15 AM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: I want to say a few things.
The strength of the topic title got my hopes up that it would be something interesting.

Personally I thought he was going to have an emo rant about how he wants to kill himself, but them threads have declined recently.


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Topic: Good way to make time fly...

Posted: 07/06/09 07:45 AM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 03:15 AM, tom641 wrote: Wii, NG, Porn, Sleep, TV, and movies.

I agree with all except the first one.


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Topic: Disney Monorail Crashes Killing 1

Posted: 07/06/09 07:43 AM

Forum: General

I blame the cat.


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Topic: MJ's ghost haunting Neverland?

Posted: 07/06/09 07:37 AM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 04:14 AM, Phobotech wrote: What about the hauntings on the set of Poltergeist?

They're just unrelated.


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Topic: This is weird

Posted: 07/03/09 05:46 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 02:39 AM, CybNexusMkII wrote:
At 7/3/09 02:05 AM, chi-master08 wrote:
At 7/3/09 02:03 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: BUM BUM BUUUM!
My bum has nothing to do with this.
It's the dramatic sound it makes :P

Still could of choosen a better choice of words.


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Topic: how the hell did michael jackson..

Posted: 07/03/09 05:43 AM

Forum: General

Imagine if he woke up during the coma. "Where am I? In heaven?" and the nurse says, "No, Micheal. Your in the children's ward".


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Topic: Has anybody seen MANswers

Posted: 07/03/09 05:38 AM

Forum: General

MANswers doesn't have enough boobs for me.


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Topic: Stupid Emo Kids and Twilight

Posted: 07/03/09 05:35 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 03:59 AM, Jonners wrote: Am I the only one that finds it ironic that he's complaining about emo kids, yet his name is "xXShortEmoKidXx"?

It's been said.


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Topic: extreme ironing...

Posted: 06/08/09 09:07 AM

Forum: General

At 6/7/09 07:42 PM, ColdRicePudding wrote:
At 6/7/09 07:38 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote: Have fun in hell.
Will do, I'll meet u there

I'll fetch the beer.


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Topic: im Scarred...

Posted: 04/15/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

At 4/15/09 07:55 PM, Cthulhu1988 wrote: And why do you guys watch these movies?

For the lulz and because where all disturbed.


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