ITT: A handful of internet tough-guys who would only say this shit over the internet.

At 10/2/09 08:37 PM, Wylo wrote: The max I've seen an application or game use is 700MB in the task manager so don't worry if it uses less. If you want you can get software that cleans your RAM. I can't remember the specific program that I was going to recommend, but there a multitude of RAM cleaning programs out there.

Really? Because I seem quite dissatisfied with my gaming performance. I can barely crank out 15fps in UT3 with the LOWEST settings. Surely when some people are concerned about not having 60fps with high graphical settings, SOMETHING is wrong. Not that I desire 60fps though, I really don't see how people aren't satisfied with 20+.

I'll do a google search on efficient RAM cleaning programs, and try again.

False info. Using less slots does not increase instability. Neither does brand type.

Since I don't have much options, I might as well check anyways. Thanks for the help, you guys respond quickly.

At 10/2/09 07:45 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Make sure you have the latest drivers for your video card installed.

Otherwise, it could be that you've set up your RAM improperly. Are you using all the slots? This can cause instability. Same can happen if you mix brands.

For the video card, I've already done that. I'm pretty sure I have just a single 2GB memory stick, though I'll check to make sure. I didn't think I would receive help so quickly, and I'll try it.

I've been having trouble running resource-intensive processes and games. I believe the problem would be that my computer wouldn't be using enough RAM. I know that my computer can recognize it, because it's being displayed properly. Although it's never used where it's needed.

Put the whole thing on my userpage. Sorry if this problem is quite common.

Is this thread about satanists, or the christians coming to the OP's door?

At 9/24/09 03:06 AM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: oh suck it the fuck up... ok its shit
theres been over 3000000000000 bowl movements taken by humans alone in our life time... youd think wed get used to it... let it float there, dont be a little bitch... its our bodys expulsion of the uneeded stuff from out food... alll natural , nothing to be a little pussy about

Hey there. Wanna bathe in my feces?

At 9/13/09 01:15 AM, Paryl wrote: They're bent on destroying newgrounds, we have to fight back and get the mods and admins to do something

Yeah! We can make a difference by telling people to do what they're already doing!

Guys don't you see? We should have been completely devastated by 2pac's death. But here we are, mourning about the world trade center and 3,000 innocent lives lost! What monsters have we become?

I tried the adoring fan from Oblivion, James Hetfield, Reaper from UT3, but they were all on the page of names similar to that I entered. I finally beat him with Akasha from UT3.

At 8/22/09 05:52 PM, TheThirdSix wrote:

At 8/22/09 05:04 PM, scarneck wrote: It's all about quality, not quantity.

Maybe in real life. This is Newgrounds.

What is this real life you speak of? Tell me!

Judge based on the quality of the post, not the quantity. Though as people get acquainted with posting on the BBS, they get better.

Also, lern2gramur plz.

The doorbell rang. Tom and April raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, Sexy box. What could be inside? They Erotically Fucked the box into the Dumpster. April Erotically put her Penis close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "FUUU-!"

"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Tom. To their amazement, Billy Mays leaped out of the box and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". There was nothing else to do but sing along.

What the fuck have my eyes just read?

At 8/19/09 02:18 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: To War!!!!

Probably the best shop I've seen in a long while. Make more please.

At 8/6/09 06:05 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: The whole sub chapter in Resident Evil 4 where you play as Ashley. That annoying puzzle just about made me stop playing.

The funny part is, I read this post today, the same day I replayed that level. The puzzle is pretty easy if you remember it. You just keep moving the pieces in a clockwise motion until it looks almost right, then switch the four pieces at the top-right. Though that did suck the first time.

Personally, I found that the Torlan Delta in Unreal Tournament 3's campaign on solo is one of the most annoying missions. Warfare 4 vs 7, and your team sucks shit.

That bitch had it coming for getting knocked up so early. Also I love how she said adoption is murder.

At 8/12/09 08:15 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 8/12/09 07:38 PM, Anozke wrote: I get along just fine with my 40 GB HDD. Anything that isn't used for over a month is deleted (except for real important things, like school work). Once you learn to be organized on the computer, then it'll be easier to learn to be organized in real life.

40GB is not enough for anyone who uses a computer more than to just check email and browse the web. Many new games have installs pushing 5GB, and I have over 30GB of music on my PC. That doesn't really leave much space on a 40GB HDD, does it?

I also use a 40GB Hard Drive. Compared to the rest of my computer components, it's complete shit. Though I can manage with only 40GB. And I have two games that push the 5GB installation. Personally, I can't really picture myself occupying over 150GB. Even if I quelled my habit to deleting partially unnecessary files to a much larger extent, it just seems awkward.

Try using NTFS compression if you use a windows OS. If you already do, try looking for lightweight alternative to the applications you use.

At 8/11/09 10:30 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote:

At 8/11/09 10:22 PM, Soapbubble wrote:
It's "lulz", dumbshit.

Nope, its lolz. Look it up...

Also, googlefight.

At 8/11/09 06:14 PM, metalguy777 wrote:

At 8/11/09 05:55 PM, MercatorMap wrote: You don't know much yourself about PC's do you?

I guess not, but I know a whole lot more then my parents do, that's for sure. I mean a LOT more.

I know that windows XP is really good and all, but some people say Vista is The best, but Most say that Vista is utter shit. I'm stuck between opinions.

I've heard that Vista is shit because of crashes and incompatibility. And how it completely gobbles down your system's resources. Although I've never used it, that's what I've heard. Just stick with XP.

At 8/11/09 02:42 PM, Webcomics wrote: Same for me. I have the firefox/google homepage. It's the default homepage for firefox because Google secretly owns Firefox.

Firefox is Google's bitch. Yup! yup! Touch my teet-teets, clown-hoez!

I don't use the firefox/google homepage. I just use the normal google.

Luckily, the only media I keep is music, and games. I could recover all that lost data pretty quickly. Though try purchasing a flash drive with the capacity to support the media that you keep. And back it up regularly. I don't, because mine is pretty empty.

I just use the PC and occasionally the PS2. If you can't play M rated games, the 360 just isn't worth it. Although if you really insist on getting it, just try and act more mature around her. Unless you already do.

At 8/10/09 10:42 PM, fusioner wrote: a mix between a girrafe an octopus a lion and a shark. thats kick ass in my mind

I would just have the giraffe and octopus.

GIRAFFETOPUS.

At 8/11/09 12:34 AM, LepyThedinosuar wrote:

At 8/11/09 12:23 AM, killslasher wrote:

At 8/11/09 12:20 AM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: My opinion is that you should be over level 5 or 7 to post in the General. Maybe even All of the BBS for that matter.

I wouldn't count on that. Levels don't really relate to post quality.

It would still keep a few spammers out.
It wouldn't be worth it for people who won't be willing to try.

Actually, you are quite right on that. If you needed a fixed amount of experience to post in a forum, then it would take days of levelling up until they can finally fill the BBS with their shit. Although all those poor poor alts...

At 8/11/09 12:20 AM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: My opinion is that you should be over level 5 or 7 to post in the General. Maybe even All of the BBS for that matter.

I wouldn't count on that. Levels don't really relate to post quality.

At 8/10/09 01:46 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Does anyone else REALLY struggle with the last four letters. Maybe it's because there not as common as the other 22 and therefore I don't remember where they are as easily.

Yeah. They're quite spaced out. Also, I lowered my time about a second. 3.24

4.18 for me. Needs moar home-row.

At 7/29/09 07:26 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Vista runs fine if you have 4 gigs of ram.

Also.

The fact that you mentioned 4 gigs of ram concerning an operating system itself makes me cringe at ever using Windows Vista.

At 7/27/09 06:26 PM, scarneck wrote:

Before stabbing herself in the torso and slicing her own throat

She was recovering from her wounds at the hospital

Wow. That is one tough baby eater.

Exactly what I was thinking.

At 7/27/09 01:00 PM, Eoewe wrote: She deserved such for being a belligerent little shit. The cop was doing his job to subdue an unruly perpetrator.

This.

Although aiming for the head is going a bit too far.

Number 2 doesn't tell you much. Number 3, I generally dislike all caps paragraphs ending with "GREAT DEAL!!!...." I would prefer the first choice.