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Response to: 20 kg baby born in Tehran, Iran Posted October 3rd, 2010 in General

"I will hold the earth ransom for 1- MILLION DOLLARS!"

20 kg baby born in Tehran, Iran

Response to: 2011 Flash Calendar Posted September 30th, 2010 in General

September 6

Response to: Bitch, I look like Goku! Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

I like it.

No, really, I think its a decent song Not as bad as some of the songs I'v listened too in the past week...

Response to: Honey Nut Cherrios Comic creator Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

Win.

Response to: Ask a man living in a 1 room cabin Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

At 9/29/10 01:44 AM, OpiumNinja wrote:
At 9/29/10 01:42 AM, Killinkyle wrote: "Checklist:
[ ] Chicks?
[x] Beer?
[ ] Music?

If you got at least 2/3 then start a fucking party
"

(
Don't worry dude, pandora.com checks off music, or just have someone construct a banjo

its two in the morning and im the only one awake, also, more questions awsered

Do you have a pillow fort? Yes, I do, it is large and held up with sticks and chairs, it has a 3x3 inch window hole, a small sleeping area, and enough foods and beers to last the rest of the week.

Also, ITS FUCKING COLD. like, -10 >< I have a small "B-lamp" that heats up my fingers to allow me to type on my laptop.

And my goldfish box has many, many smiley faces. I feel like a cherished angel.

Response to: Ask a man living in a 1 room cabin Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

At 9/29/10 01:41 AM, AtomicD00M wrote:
At 9/29/10 01:38 AM, Killinkyle wrote:
No TV
hulu dot com,
thats tv.

Computers to slow to run that shit, i have 2 bars

and
"Checklist:
[ ] Chicks?
[x] Beer?
[ ] Music?

If you got at least 2/3 then start a fucking party
"

:(

Response to: Ask a man living in a 1 room cabin Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

At 9/29/10 01:39 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: Do you see those pair of eyes looking at you through the window?

Yes, I think its yogi taking a shit in the lawn.

Ask a man living in a 1 room cabin Posted September 29th, 2010 in General

Im currently typing from a cabin deep in the moutains, with 5 other people, mostly family

questions already awnsered for you-

Its fucking cold

My balls itch

I already jacked off

No TV

Its late at night

Response to: Human Powered Flapping Aircraft Posted September 28th, 2010 in General

Holy fucking shit.

I want one. Now.

Response to: A Lesson On How To Irl Troll Posted September 27th, 2010 in General

At 9/26/10 05:44 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: The best way to troll in real life, is to have ADD.

Fuck yeah im a troll? Lets go play with legos.

Response to: Dude Hitting Girl over Cod. Posted September 26th, 2010 in General

fucking snitch
you should have beat the living shit out of that faggot, now hes probably just gona get suspended for a couple days or just be expelled, then hes goingto come and kill you

people like that dont let stuff like that go, hes gona kill you man, id get the cops involved if i wer eyou

Response to: Craziest School Bus Stories Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General

back in middle school a group of gangsters drove by the bus and shot at us with assault rifles, 2 of my freinds died and 6 other kids did to, 13 others being injured from the bus flip that followed (driver got shot) they never found out who did it, neither...

Response to: just saw goatse for the first time Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General

grats, heres stage 2;http://www.flurl.com/video/5496822_com ments.htm http://yahooeu.ru/horror/11100-oni-ubili -21go-cheloveka-podobnym-obrazom.html

stage 3; http://yahooeu.ru/horror/11100-oni-ubili -21go-cheloveka-podobnym-obrazom.html

stage 4; http://static.fontanka.ru/monstr.html

and the ultimate strength level; http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offende d

Congratulations, if you completed those videos/pics, you are qualified to go on the 4chan image boards! Leave your sanity at the door!

Response to: Immortality. Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General

for those saying "i dont want to see my loved ones dieezzz"

if your sorry poor nerdy ass can get the immortality potion, why cant your deadbeat freinds and family get it too?

Plus, if you hate your life so much you can just erase it in a few thousand years when they come out with that technology

Response to: Blockbuster Files Bankruptcy! Posted September 23rd, 2010 in General

god damn it fuck netflix, im not going to wait 2 months for a fucking dvd ill watch once and send back, fucking retarded...

Response to: Someone's in your house. Posted September 22nd, 2010 in General

oh gee, a peice of paper that says "we are watching your computers"

ill show it to him and he will freak out, jumping out the window and falling to his death.

Response to: Wurm Online (Offical thread!) Posted September 22nd, 2010 in Video Games

This game is DELICOUS! were are all the posters? :D

Response to: My friend wants to become a commie! Posted September 21st, 2010 in General

At 9/21/10 02:24 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 9/21/10 02:22 PM, KittehAnims wrote: Oh I think you'll find it does.
highly doubtful Capitalism only fucks over your paycheck but communism fucks you over by the end of a gun.

lets see, would you rather be under communism, were everyone has a job and a home, or capitalism, were you have a home untill the goverment takes all your money to give to the rich people, and you get stuck in a gutter with no job or home.

Response to: Spoil-a-Game Posted September 21st, 2010 in Video Games

all the spartans die at the end of reach

Response to: My friend wants to become a commie! Posted September 21st, 2010 in General

the english fill your silly heads full of lies, but oh well. Communism could and can work, but the americans want too keep you in a goverment were the rich get richer and poor get poorer.

Response to: My friend wants to become a commie! Posted September 21st, 2010 in General

At 9/21/10 01:44 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 9/21/10 01:42 PM, Killinkyle wrote: Theres nothing wrong with communism. Its just american/english books portray it as the most evil vile thing in the world. It actualy works out OK because everyone gets jobs, and everyone has to work. Your rich, huh? Oh, too bad. You have to work too you lazy bum. No hand outs, and hey, who cares if theres nothing to work to, lifes set up already for ya!
bullshit no communist society yet has achieved that. its always ended up becoming corrupted and the country becoming a shithole.

thats because they have only practiced it on 3rd world shit holes like africa and asia.

that and the fact that even if there was a Good going communist society, I doubt the goverment would allow the news stations to report things like that. Its too dangerous, people would leave the country.

Response to: Tell me your birthdate and I will.. Posted September 21st, 2010 in General

september 6, 1995

Kyle croy

Response to: My friend wants to become a commie! Posted September 21st, 2010 in General

Theres nothing wrong with communism. Its just american/english books portray it as the most evil vile thing in the world. It actualy works out OK because everyone gets jobs, and everyone has to work. Your rich, huh? Oh, too bad. You have to work too you lazy bum. No hand outs, and hey, who cares if theres nothing to work to, lifes set up already for ya!

american book version
"OMG RED IS DEAD COMMUNISM KILLS KITTENS EATS BABIES IT IS WORST THEY MAKE ATOMIC BOMBS SHOOT THEM AT SELVES KILL ALL TERRORIST COMMIES RAWAWRARWRAWR"

Response to: A wild Rig appears! Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

killinkyle used sweet kiss!

Its not very effective...

Response to: Wurm Online (Offical thread!) Posted September 20th, 2010 in Video Games

Also, if anyone wants to know about updates, they update about 3-5 times a year, not counting bug fixes. Works been a little slow lateley, but there picking back up.

Response to: What if you're mom was a man? Posted September 20th, 2010 in General

What if you fucked your dads mom, and had a child. Then you would be your dads dad, as well as your dads son.

Mind. Is it fucked yet?

Wurm Online (Offical thread!) Posted September 20th, 2010 in Video Games

Yo dawg, we heard you like life, so we put fantisy life in yo life so you can live while you live!

Thats right, its Wurm online, a game were you play as a colonizer in a huge fantisy world with dragons, trolls, and goblins! Engage in heated battles with a tree using your mighty axe, build castes far into the sky! (as long of course, you have a shovel and a good 3 days to dig a place up because theres no multistory buildings yet ^^) But yes, this game is indeed verry fun, despite the grinds.

Wurm online is quite simple, really. You start off by choosing your persons name, and what empire you want to live in. There are two in the begining free area,

Jenn-Kellon (Wild server) - The first kingdom to be implemented, it is the largest kingdom. They are one half of the White Light kingdoms, the other being Mol-Rehan.

*Mol-Rehan (Wild server) - The oldest kingdom in the Wurm Online storyline.

You can also get horde of the summoned, a deep demonic race who lives far east in the wilds server.

There are 3 servers when you buy the game,
Wild- A place of death and destruction, were you are pitted against the other factions for dominance. Its a wild world. Be afraid. Be verry afraid.
Epic- A server with quests and paced adventures, much faster then the others. Not releaced yet.
and freedom- A place of peace and love, were everyone lives with one another in harmony. AKA carebear land.

You start with your tools, go chop wood, and do other prodgects. Build a house, make a farm, hunt animals, do what you will, because this game is all about freedom. The maps are usualy HUGE, and you will find yourself walking for hours without any civilization in site.

Want to try the game for yourself? Check out the website here, and enjoy!

http://www.wurmonline.com/

Wurm Online (Offical thread!)

Response to: Top 10 most overrated games ever!! Posted September 20th, 2010 in Video Games

At 9/20/10 01:04 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Alright here we go.

10. Halo Series
9. Pokemon Series
8. Guitar Hero and Rock Band
7. Goldeneye 007
6. Final Fantasy VII
5. Sonic the Hedgehog (Genesis)
4. Mega Man Series
3. Star Fox 64
2. The SEGA DreamCast
1. Conker's Bad Fur Day (Nintendo 64)

no one ever understands halos great storyline, it is shadowed by its sub-par multiplayer...
/sigh why does no one ever read the books... *tear*

Response to: Condoms. Posted September 19th, 2010 in General

its simple, jizz in her face, not in her pussy

i mean, cmon guys seriously

Response to: More condoms now! For the children! Posted September 18th, 2010 in General

sex classes should promote ejaculating on the females face, none of this letting loose in the goose shit