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At 11/20/10 04:04 AM, Lorkas wrote: I haven't met many americans in real life, but the ones I've seen online are pretty OK. The only thing that bugs me is that they don't understand how much they have. They don't appreciate the simple things they have.

Happiness is in the eyes of the beholder.
For an african, having a flashlight, computer, or some peice of technology would be a gift from the gods. To americans, its more of something everyone has, so to speak, once a majority of a population gain something, those things seem trivial compared to the rest. For instance, if i said "Starving south ameircans sure have it lucky up their, with there 2 legs and extremely powerfull immune system" And I was a bug, it would be such as same as saying "You americans do not understand how much you have".

Another good point to bring up is that, while some are rich right wing retards, the majority of the people here live in worse conditions then some parts of the world. The stress level is so high in some cases the people here have shorter life spans then those in 3rd world contries!
For instance, in nigeria, a common man has not much stress within his life. He goes to work farming his cattle/sheep, sells the milk/cheese at the market and buys rice and clothing for his family at home. He does not have a hard life, and alothough it would be great to have pleasures such as a computer or a real home with a floor, he doesnt think about it much as he is happy with what he has and considers himself a rich man in his eyes.

This stands true for americans, europeans, and everyone else as well. Although portrayed as wealthy, and happy, for the most part our contries as one are as stressed and unstable as the rest of the world, just in a less destructive way. Each day politics and such run rampid through our streets, the violence and abuse of our ecenomics and policitical views for a mere penny show just a few signs of the social poverty our world has come to. Although technologicaly advanced, our empires can crumble at the slightest wink of a feather, and at this point in time, if one branch falls, the entire house goes down..

But its getting late around 1 am and im begining to feel tired and have no idea what im talking about so good night.

It would probably only work with a kingdom hearts sort of theme, main story line with charichters from nitendo thrown in to spice things up.

it took me a fucking month to beat first champs in SS.

Oh when I went in there, I was like "Oh lulz level 38 pokemon seems like a good match to me!"

I get to the dragon guy finaly, and out of nowere "LOLOLOLOL BTW IMA JUMP FROM LEVEL 42 TO 50 LOLOLOLOLOLOL ALSO IM LAST GUY AND I TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY TROLOLOLOLOLOL DRAGONTIPES"

I fucking raged hard. but i beat it. Now im proud.

Also, now comes kanto....

fucking level 50 pokemons killing my fucking khangaskhan

also, black and white looks like dog shit imo, the new pokemon frankly look retarded and the new normal trash pokemon looks like a woozle from winnie the poo.

Smugleaf makes up for it though.

Their real freindly people in real life and are nice to get to know, tis just online nerds want to cry because most of the time their more popular then themselves. facts are, "scene kids" usualy have alot of popularity at school because of the way they act, most teenagers are in that rebelious stage and tend to hang out with people with simaler goals/life styles as themselves.

It will pass in about 10 years, then we will be talking about the next social phase of life the community has grown accustom to.

Dick joke.

lolololl

FUUU I RAN OUT OF TIME!

How to survive zombie invasion:

go into basement with food and water, lock door

wait 1 month for zombies to starve to death

????

Profit!

At 11/4/10 03:11 AM, LuckyHeart wrote: My favorite DS game is Pokemon HeartGold Version.

freind code?

you can haz charmander

I masturbate and jizz on the hostage holder, blinding him. I then grab teh gun and shoot him, and proceed to shoot off the lock and get out.

place my name on it and hide the dark aura in my room.

also, imagine pimps icon...

yes.

I understand were your coming from, and what your going through, but really man, it doesnt take a genius to figure out that she was not interested in you, at ALL. From the first time she said "I think it would risk our friendship" you should have taken the hint she doesnt want you. You were in her freind zone, she used you as a pretty much sex slave and ditched you whenever she liked for someother dude. She constantly gave you hints to get the fuck out of her life, and you never seemed to take the bait. Instead, you niavley thought you could still get into a relationship with her and clung onto her like glue. And when you did finaly stand up for youself, your messages ended up sounding like a whiney bitch who was still begging to have her.

Who the fuck should say about who shes with? If she wants to be with someone 6-7 years older then her, LET HER. its her fucking life, your not in controle of it. And who gives a shit about your diseases, it doesnt stop you from getting up, saying "I dont like you anymore as a freind" and walking away. Instead of doing that, you desided you would rather stick like a fool in hopes that she would flip the lid and be your perminant fuck buddy. No wonder your old GF left you, if someone acted like that I would too.

Get over yourself, your nothing speical, your just a washed up jackass who is to jealous and clingy to learn when to stop.

-Kyle

At 11/7/10 09:40 PM, KeroKeroMario wrote: I think PC elitists are the worst at admitting console games are good. They can never do it. Ever. Ever.

PC gamers (like me) are just pissed because half the games the xbox gets never gets releaced for the PC. we get gyped :(

Shits so much fun. Locked in a motherfucking bathroom with a legendary deathclaw outside who killed the ranger station. Level 2. Im fucked.

At 11/8/10 03:31 PM, JingoJoe14 wrote: Is it good or bad that I thought you were talking about MadCatz?

What do you mean madcat?

there was this one really good game that scared the living shit about me, it was a 3 peice series about some dude who releaced demons from some magic book in the forest and they went over to kill everybody in the world, and you would see this red fog and moans and screams before they came.

To play Tribes, simply save the map I have posted as a 24 bit and use paint to zoom in 800%. Then, form a tribe somewere in the black space. Heres the icons for diffrent colors

Dark green- Grass
Yellow- Desert
Light green- Forest
Puke green- Rain forest
Dark blue- Salt water/ocean
Light blue- Fresh water/river
Dark brown- Hut material (2 pixels of brown makes a civilian hut, 3x3 with pink/purple in the middle makes leaders hut, 2x2 hut with fire in front of it makes lumber camp, figure out others soon)
Medium red- Fire!
Pink/Purple- Spiritual fire, used in spiritiual buildings
Light grey- Moutains/Large rock formations
Dark grey- Roads, used for connecting towns/villages/tribes, needed for trade
Light brown/skin color- Food (Fresh water= Fish, Dark water= Whale, Grass= Deer/game, grass in moutains= cheese)
Dark red- Wooden buildings, stronger then hut material.
Dark dark grey(almost black)- Stone buildings, requires a quarry (4x4 wooden building in moutains with 2x2 fire in the middle)

And more!

Turns work like this- Every person who joins will have a number between 1-30, depending on when they joined. Once we have say 5-10 members, we will close the map from other players, or open it depending on how much land is left. It will go clockwise with every person who joins being the next turn, like this

1- Killinkyle : *Tells what he did this turn* *Posts picture of updated map*
2-Bignoob: *loads the last persons map, moddifies it to his standards* *Tells what he did this turn* *Posts picture of updated map*

and so on and so on. Each person will have 1 turn to either build a building, explore a 6x6 plot of land near their tribe or do other misc tasks like war with other nations.

War works like this: Player 1 attacks another person by destroying one of his buildings. Walls cannot be destroyed, and require seige units or going around to get through. Once he has destroyed that building. He places 1 unit there (Unit=Color of your choice, cannot be dark green.) Or he can attack another unit. Who ever attacks the other persons unit first wins.

Huts can only be built depending on how much food you have in your granary (6X6 hut with food in the middle, depending on how much is around your empire) Food can support diffrent ammounts depending on what kind of food it is (Fish=2 huts, Game=2 huts, cheese= 4 huts, Whale= 6 huts, requires dock and boat, Boats look like 4x4 wood with with 2 squares in the middle being your tribes color)

Last but not least, buildings.

Buildings can be built 1 at a time 1 per turn, but huts can be built as many as you want per turn, depending on how much food you have in your storage buildings.

The buildings list will update as time goes on.

Each tribe will start off with 3 sources of food somewere around them, and cannot start next to moutain food. They must also have fresh water somewere nearby, as no empire can live without fresh water. They can also build their tribal leader hut and granary as well. If you see someone breaking the rules, his turn will be skipped.

How to use map: Each square will be a pixel, and you must use paint and go into 800% to place your pixels. Use pencil, please.

I will be constantly monitering this thread for updates and cheaters. We hope you enjoy it, good luck.

Dear me,

its very lonley in my box. Yesterday, the wind flapped open one of the flaps on my box, letting light come in. I closed it shortly after. My freind, shirty, is beging to smell bad. He needs a bath. I think ill give him a bath now. i guess thats all

sincearly

me.

you should feel bad for making this

very bad

LOL at the lava/acid ones

"Oh yeah, stream of piss, oh shit oh shit drop on my leg OH GOD I GOT A DROP ON MY LEG AHHH ITS RUNNING AHHH"

Or more realisticly

"Oh yeah, stream of lava pi- oh shit my toilets fucked"

I would personaly piss random liquid cures for cancer.

i like the one were a chick who does those indian dances got hung by a ceiling fan.

Because everyone knows that those cloths are like titanium string, and a fan can hold 200 pounds of wheight, right?

or the one were the drunk guy pokes his head out and it snaps off from a fucking wooden fence...

dude, that fence would have been trashed

At 11/2/10 01:01 AM, Jawdyn wrote: they put a portal in there, the other side takes you to a warehouse where everyone else's junk is also stored

this

At 10/29/10 12:58 AM, RENstyles wrote:

At 10/3/10 12:16 PM, Inquizitor wrote: Remember when Adult Swim used to play good shows? What happened to those days, NewGrounds?

The classics are being phased out and being replaced by by inane, stupid shows like Tim & Eric. I suspect that we're in the middle of a decline in quality on Adult Swim.

Delocated
Boondocks
Super Jail
Metalocalypsss
HOME MOVIES!!
moral oral
mary shellys franken hole
HOME MOVIES
xavier( that 4th dimentional chicken guy)
squid bills
you serious?
athf???
so.... many too many to mention

anime and robot chicken should leave

iv bolded the only shows worth not changing the channel for

also, you forgot Koth

that shits great

At 10/30/10 07:48 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 10/30/10 07:42 PM, DarkWarrior2004 wrote: I am just amazed at the stupidity here. The list of food makes the stereotype worse and further states that it is a fact.

What stereotype?

black rednecks stealing beer chicken and corndogs and leaving notes as thanks, stealing from white rich people.

hurp

At 10/30/10 07:48 PM, Dookeymuffin wrote: Whatchu guys wearing for Halloweenie?

just what you said, a weenie.

Heres the solution.

Pay 15 grand and go get yourself a better computer and windows 7 instead of playing on some halfassed, hand-crank computer with a terrible OS.

Dogs are made to be loyal. Which is a totally different thing from forgiving.

For example, a man works for somebody, that somebody is banging his wife. He knows that if he steps up he will lose his job and his wife, without his job he has no income, and without his wife he has nothing to care for apart from himself, so he stays "loyal" to his lifestyle.

It's the same thing with a dog, if they bite you, you have to get them put down. They don't know this, but they still know that you are the one who provides for them and looks after them. It would be wrong for them to step out of line.

If a dude was banging my wife i would fucking stand up, not gona be no pussy and hide like a rabbit.

Dogs are loyal because they have formed friendship bonds with humans. Humans are loyal with other humans because they have to or else they die.

At 10/26/10 04:41 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: One issue I have after a little research into the perception perk is the lack of effect with aiming.

From what I've read you aim just as well with a perception of 1 as you do with a perception of 10. I haven't tested this myself but if it's true then it's as useless to me as Charisma and Endurance other than the perks you get with a high perception. Actually I think Endurance is much more important in New Vegas than it has been in any of the other Fallout games strictly because of the implants.

Try going through 1 night in the wilds with 1 perception.

Ill give you a hint. Ever been in a huge open feild, when in an instant a deathclaw alpha pops out 3 feet in frotn of you? You will. You will.

Also, it affects how far you can shoot in vats, your accuracy in vats, how far you can see dots on your radar/people in the distance.

Very important late game, when deathclaws roam rampet and can pop out your ass and rape you.

veronica died to a group of mean golden gekos.

I came out in the end of the huge battle with 3 bars of hp, a rad suit and a pile of corpses around me.

including veronica ;(

guess ill go get the sniper guy or something... /sigh

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anyone else lol when the old lady got her head blown to peices instantly?
also, they were talking about the wifes unborn child, does that mean that theirs a chance that either one of them could still be alive?

At 10/23/10 01:43 AM, ShadeofGrey wrote:

Soul-Silver FTW.

Fuck no, Heart Gold is where its at.

SAME GAME!

Kindom hearts: Another shitty ani-fag game were a huge company trys to market old films by placing them in some irrelephant game with a terrible story line equal to almost EVERY FUCKING DISNEY STORY EVER. The gameplay is horendess, consisting of mashing the attack button to kill all and then A HUGE FUCKING SLOW MO TRIANGLE SMASH SMASH ULLLTTRAAA COMBOOOO PWN NOOBBBSSSDFSDSWDSDSWF!!!!!!!!!1111{!1!1!
!!

Stop kidding yourself with a shit game and look in the air, theres a hundred more were that one came from.