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Response to: Man hasn't eaten for 70 years, Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

At 12/7/10 05:08 PM, SG3 wrote: I thought that in the topic you'd say, "because he's dead".

3 doors, the room is going to squish you if you dont go into one of them.

1st door: A bunch of men with guns ready too kill you
2nd door: Filled with fire and lava
3rd door: A room filled with lions that havent eaten in 100 years

Response to: Social Help Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

is his name kyle...

Response to: Panic attacks Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

At 12/7/10 03:42 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Panic Attack, you say? But seriously. My friend, Jaqi, has these weird anxiety attacks where she starts hyperventilating and can't see or speak clearly and has to go nap for a while. Freaky shit. Also, I realize that's not a "panic" attack but it's relevant.

panic attacks effects on diffrent people.

Response to: Panic attacks Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

I have extremely bad panic disorder in which I have panic attacks every day, every week and every year. Medicine doesnt help and living with it is such a chore that regular things other people do (go outside, walk around, even using the fucking restroom) now scare the shit out of me and give me a panic attack. Mine last for about 10 mins of pure terror, a feeling of death and panic as I feel like ill never be able to breathe again, or ill just die away...

Its mentaly scaring.

Panic attacks Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

A panic attack.

Fucking scary as shit.
Your doing something normal, your on your computer typing up an essay or such, and all of a sudden, it hits you.
Panic.
You start clicking tabs or you might just jump out of your chair and start screaming "im having a panic attack, i dont want to die, someone help me!" you start becoming aware of your breathing, your heartrate, you life. You feel like your dieing, slowly, and you cant stop it....

then it stops...

this thread is about panic attacks, discuss how it effects your life and how you get over it.

Response to: nastiest fucking public bathroom Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

I still shit brix to potty humor.

I feel nasty, and disgusted.

Response to: How Secure is Your Password? Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

540 thousand years...

if you want an accurate awncer for todays top notch hacking computers, it would take about 54 days, rather then 540 thousand years...

Response to: recommend me good strategy games? Posted December 6th, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/6/10 04:11 PM, ironraven24 wrote: Oh, and I didn't seem to see Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War I(one), or II(two).

I recommend them both, since they're much different from each other.

Iv never played warhammer, is it really any good? I hear the storys pretty interesting.

Response to: recommend me good strategy games? Posted December 6th, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/6/10 04:05 PM, cheese-man wrote:
At 12/6/10 03:50 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
The ironic part is that France is the worst nation and the developers are French.
ruse is an unrealistic pile of dog shit

if your looking for a world war 2 simulator, get men of war.

you will be hooked.
Refer to list

warcraft 3/warcraft 2/warcraft 1,
dwarf fortress
ect

Response to: What Gta V Could Be Like Posted December 6th, 2010 in Video Games

fuck london, they should do florida.

oh man, the fun it would be to turn disney land into a world of blood and tears

Response to: recommend me good strategy games? Posted December 6th, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/5/10 03:56 PM, Warforger wrote: RUSE > All. Its a WW2 RTS where the focus of the game is perception, some units could be fakes, some chips could be inverted frequencies (this game has LoS, untis that aren't in LoS show up as heavy unit chips or light unit chips), a sector could be under radio silence. Its basically a game where every unit is useful to an extent even at the end recon especially. Its not balanced because some of the races suck, but hey nothing is perfect.

The ironic part is that France is the worst nation and the developers are French.

ruse is an unrealistic pile of dog shit

if your looking for a world war 2 simulator, get men of war.

you will be hooked.

Response to: WoW... i can't make up my mind. Posted December 6th, 2010 in Video Games

WoW is fine, its just retards are angry because there mommys wont give them 15 bloody dollars (3 days of not eating lunch, btw) for a video game.

Imo, play wow, its fun, yeah, its alot of time but cataclysm has really boosted the games apeal. These new "mmos" that are going to blow wow away is just a bunch of bullshit.

"AOC WILL DESTROY WOW"

Response to: If you could kill... Posted December 5th, 2010 in General

mysellf

OH SHIT

If you could kill...

Response to: Silly US spellings. Posted December 5th, 2010 in General

At 12/5/10 02:44 AM, Zerok wrote:
At 12/5/10 02:41 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Sorry, it was a state rather than the country, wasn't thinking there. I don't recall which, but my History teacher told me, and everything he had said in the past has been verifiable, so I have no reason to doubt it.
Ah, well, it's probably not a very powerful movement. I doubt the word 'night' needs to worry. =)

Apart from the lack of u's in US spelling, the word that always makes me miss a beat is 'check,' as opposed to 'cheque.'

thats how its supposed to be spelled?
well fuck "check" cheque sounds way more badass. Im using that from now on!

Colour' is still color though... the u just seems, eh... ick.

Response to: Running up the score? Posted December 5th, 2010 in General

this thread subject sucks balls, but the posts/image inside of it has me shooting water out my nose

good work, good work.

Response to: Beat up 4 wearing runescape shirt Posted December 5th, 2010 in General

if i was that kid id make fun of the other guys for actualy knowing wtf runescape is

seriously, if you even know what runescape is, your a huge fucking nerd

Response to: Things I Have Against Mmorpgs Posted December 3rd, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/3/10 05:08 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
If it takes you more than ten minutes to get 1k in that game, ur doin it wrong.

Also... what kind of a noob would use ANY green?

lol was the last time you played 3 years ago?

oh, so they changed it more, huh. I quit after they releaced the 3rd xpac with the stupid ice moutains and shit, aka, recycled content with flashy armor that minuses 2 points of damage from you and gives you more crappy heros your never going to use in PVP.

Response to: Things I Have Against Mmorpgs Posted December 3rd, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/3/10 12:57 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Guild Wars.

Max level is 20.

Skill is determined by actual skill and not amount of time played/time spent grinding.

The most visually stunning MMO without a monthly fee.

that and reloading a zone and killing a monster untill a green weapon drops, or mindless grinding of stupid monsters that drop crappy trophes to trade for some useless item that you can sell for around 5 gold.

Lets put it into math if you wanted to buy, oh, lets say, a green scyth. Around 60-100 plat, if im correct.

1 plat= 1000 gold
1 useless vendor trash item= 5 gold
1000/5 is 500
1 useless vendor trash item= 5 trophees
5 trophes= killing around 15 monsters
15 x 5000=15000

kill 15000 monsters for 1 plat.
now multiply times 100.

1,500,000 mosnters for 1 green scyth. have fun with pvp! :D

Response to: Cool new FPS game Posted December 3rd, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/3/10 03:17 PM, Colemanation wrote:
At 12/3/10 11:56 AM, RentallyMetarded wrote:
At 12/2/10 06:19 PM, Colemanation wrote: This is actually the worst game I have played in a while. CONFUCKINGGRATS.

BTW grow a pair and learn how to make flash instead of winging it ok?
Atleast he tried. You haven't submitted ANYTHING to Newgrounds. Don't criticize him for not learning how to make a flash when you don't know it yourself.
Your ignorance is your downfall, my dear chap. I have submitted 450+ posts into the BBS. What have you submitted so far? Not even 70 posts.

As you can see, I win this quick yet devastating flame war. Your ego will never recover. Ever.

I agree with rental, and I have more posts then you, therefore I am the winner.

You are poor and irish, I spit on thee. Go back to thew hovel and cook thew-self some slop, peasant.

Your moral is diminished and forever will be. Good day to you.

Response to: Shit what should i get? Posted December 3rd, 2010 in Video Games

im a PC fanboy and i feel xboxers get all the good shit...

i want my fucking halo :(

Response to: an apology Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

At 12/2/10 08:03 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 12/2/10 08:01 PM, Genocide wrote:

I am sorry, oven.
I fucking lol'd!
Also gratz on 5,000th post!

OMG GRATS ON 1111 POST! :O

Response to: an apology Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

this 5000th post sucks. i want a refund NOW!

>:(

Response to: Draw your favorite Pokèmon Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

At 12/2/10 07:52 PM, Wegra wrote: Jigglypuff.

pikachu

Draw your favorite Pokèmon

Response to: What's up with the pixels? Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

Puzzle games: its obvious your a fucking idiot if you dont know how to program deletion when two things collide with each other
Shooting games: its obvious your a fucking idiot if you dont know how to program deletion when two things collide with each other and/or shit moving around
Fighting games: its obvious your a fucking idiot if you dont know how to program deletion when two things collide with each other a certain number of times
See the pattern?

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oh. Well now I feel kinda stupid...
Sorrrrrryyyyy :(

also, quote limit sucks.

Response to: What's up with the pixels? Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

At 12/2/10 07:40 PM, Genocide wrote:
At 12/2/10 07:38 PM, Killinkyle wrote: its obvious your a fucking idiot if you dont know how to program 3 squares to move across a fucking screen, call it a game and make front page for a week because it "HAZ MENING"
Program a flash game with pixels if it's so fucking easy. OH WAIT

Killinkyle's flash content:

none

Genosides flash content: A bunch of pixel art games

oh hoho i see now your just defending yourself because you know that your games take so little work and effort that you could litterly take a shit and pop out one. Im sorry for offending your oh-so-valued games...

im not really though
Response to: What's up with the pixels? Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

At 12/2/10 07:23 PM, Genocide wrote:
At 12/2/10 07:22 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
At 12/2/10 07:21 PM, XxavierR wrote: lately every most games i play in newgrounds are made up of a bunch of big, squared pixels. and almost all of them are platformers or deep, meaningful, multi-ending story. what's up with that?
lazy ass writers to lazy to animate and program a propper flash game
You obviously have no sense of programming if you think that making games in pixels makes it ANY easier to program a game.

Don't open your mouth about shit you do not know about.

its obvious your a fucking idiot if you dont know how to program 3 squares to move across a fucking screen, call it a game and make front page for a week because it "HAZ MENING"

Response to: What's up with the pixels? Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

At 12/2/10 07:21 PM, XxavierR wrote: lately every most games i play in newgrounds are made up of a bunch of big, squared pixels. and almost all of them are platformers or deep, meaningful, multi-ending story. what's up with that?

lazy ass writers to lazy to animate and program a propper flash game

Response to: I like the big bang theory. Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

At 12/2/10 07:19 PM, Genocide wrote:
At 12/2/10 07:16 PM, Killinkyle wrote: Oh look another religon thread ohoo hoo looks like theres flames in the
This thread has NOTHING to do with religion. The big bang theory is a TV show, moron.

Naw, really? I thought it had to do with the pokemon move.

Dumbass
Response to: I like the big bang theory. Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

Oh look another religon thread ohoo hoo looks like theres flames in the

I like the big bang theory.

Response to: Speedtesting your internets! Posted December 2nd, 2010 in General

my internet sucks so bad it takes all night to just open up the page to see how fast my internet is...