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2011, meh, not to bad.

2012, on the other hand....

were fucked.

At 12/17/10 03:49 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: listen all you trolls can go and pin troll status on me for your luls and whatnot but this is a real problem that needs people that aren't fucking idiots to help me with

im going to ignore the fact that your most likley a troll and continue with this normaly.

You, my freind, have choices.

Many choices, infact, that may or may not lead to you having a child.

First of all; Talk this situation out with the woman who is pregnant. Tell her that you would not be able to raise a child under your current conditions and that you are sorry for getting her pregnant, and didnt mean for this to happen. Tell how you wish to live the rest of your life without having to raise a child, and bring up other options, like adoption or abortion (Shes pro-life, so I guess not). Explain to her that if you abort the child in the womb, its not exactly considered killing a life because the form of life is not developed enough.

You must also describe how your life is right now, how troubled it is and that you are in no position to raise a child. Tell her about how low your money from your job is. And how baddly you wish this hadnt have happened this way.

Her responces are many and few, depending on how it went.

1: She may say "Fuck you" and raise the baby herself. Good option.

2: She may say "Fine, ill have an abortion" and never talk to you again. Neutral option.

3: She may say "Dont worry, I will work and make the money to raise this child" In this scenario, you have two options; 1, think about how your current relationship with the girl is and how much you are attracted/how long you have known her for. Then think about your other girlfreind, and how attracted/how long you have known HER for. Then decide weather or not moving in/helping support this woman is the best option. These options are completely up to you.

4: She may avoid this all together, which is the worst possible scenario because that means she wants the baby and wants you to be the money man/feeder/take care of the baby while she goes and messes with her freinds.

If this does not work or is not a good suggestion for you, try and see whos father the baby is and ask if she has slept with any other men recently. If it is the case, you may be in the green.

If all else fails, you have to figure a way to get 400$ and pop the pill in her drink while shes not looking.

Its up to you though, and your the only one who can stop it.

At 12/15/10 08:40 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: 3:40 mins of two Halo 3 multiplayer characters talking to eachother with the worlds worst voice acting in a setting that's basically an advertisment for parody of many violent games combined, while commenting on the high violence content on said games.

Yep, just another day in machinima.

you pretty much just described machinma, but you forgot the cock jokes and gameplay videos from the 'pros" that no one gives a shit about. Oh, and top-tens.

because its making other companys that make better games go out of buisness

"but obviouslyz peples like teh black ops better"

thats because activision decided one day to fuck EVERYTHING and throw hundreds of millions of dollars into advertising, and so the cycle began....

At 12/14/10 03:47 PM, platypuspwn wrote: get in the Army? Isn't our Army supposed to be elite? Seriously, what the fuck? How does he pass the physical.

Hes used as a bomb sheild. All that blubber can deflect shrapnel.

I hate the songs he makes, hes probably a fine person IRL, but his songs...

The sad thing is its not him who actualy makes the songs, but his writers. He just performs on stage to impress the fans.

Im pretty sure you cant be jealous of someone else fame if you make no attempt to gather fame for yourself.

At 12/14/10 01:03 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I would have punched that bugger in the face so hard, his dead grandfather would start spitting blood. You don't fucking hit a woman, and they are not property. Seriously, if there's one thing that will make me snap, it's abusing women or children. If you do it, you're lower than the dog shit I stepped in earlier this week.

Then he would have called the cops for assault.

What to do: Take down licence plate and call the police.

Foo.

aoe3 sucked majorly

aoe2 was great, i dont know whos bright idea it was to change a great game into a crappy musket loader style game.

Also, they fucked everything up when the changed how large buildings were compared to regular humans, seriously in that pic the damn rifleman was half the size of the friggin' inn!

and hero units. epic fail

DONT WASTE TIME ON THIS GAME! ITS A PILE OF SHIT WRAPPED IN GOLD PAPER, YOUR BETTER OFF BUYING AGE2 AND GET A MUCH BETTER EXPERIANCE, OF COURSE, IF YOU LIKE GAMES FOR THERE GRAPHICS AND NOT THERE GAMEPLAY, GO AHEAD AND GET THIS PILE A' SHIT.

Most of the time you see little kids swearing like sailors and thinking they are cool. Basically 10-15 years old

Fuck. Every year I get older they raise the age of "noob gamers" to my age.

This is such bullshit, im tired of being lined up with the other 10-13 year olds that plague my gaming generation.

Cool. So what your saying is, in the case that I somehow am thrust into space without a space suit, id have 1 min and 30 seconds to get oxygen in my lungs (by just being in a space craft) before Id die?

Awesome.

Also, space war=throwing sand at the enemy ship

Why do you ask? Because sand going at half the speed of light is going to poke a few holes in your steel frame, and cause it to de pressurize and such and instantly kill you.

AKA, your fucked.

I made a boat guy.

When I was told I was a genius by a test from a labratory.

Then I was sad because they told me I had a disease that made me stupider :(

Meh, its only bland for those that wernt born here.

No. I shall not deal with it.

At 12/10/10 03:59 PM, Gagsy wrote: I always help those in need, by making sure to dial 999 after I've robbed them.

i admit, i luled

At 12/10/10 03:34 PM, Dromedary wrote: WE CAN DO THIS!

for the bots!

Well newgrounds, I would like to ask you a question. Do you help people when they are in need? No, Im not talking about giving money to the poor (Although, you can say that is something you do, Im not stopping you.) Im mostly talking about major things, for instance, your driving along the road in your car when you see a man on the sidewalk, facedown. Do you pull over to help him, or drive along because you could be late for work?

At the same time, what do you do if you did pull over to help this patron. Give him assistance, or just call 9-11 and be on your way?

In another example, someone was just shot! Do you stop to help him, run like hell, or go tackle the perp yourself/pull out your hidden pistol and pop some holes in his body?

If you dont know how to awncer these questions or you already have an awncer, how about sharing some of your own personal experiances of helping those in need, even small things like passing a dollar to a homeless someone or somebody.

At 12/10/10 03:23 PM, StalkerGuy wrote: Celebrity news. Nobody cares

my penis cares

At 12/10/10 02:36 PM, Otto wrote:

At 12/10/10 02:16 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 12/10/10 02:14 PM, Bryony wrote: Anyone who eats macdonalds for breakfast needs help.

Or they're in a hurry.

You can go to even places like Superdrug and spend less (money and time) on some fucking fruit and a sandwich

i bet your one of those people that if shit was healthy, you would eat it in mass.

i on the other hand can manage to eat mcdonalds without turning into fucking loaf of fat, with balanced excercise and portioned meals.

fuck you.

my teacher in 7th grade was carry prejons father

and my great gandmother on my fathers side was the second richest woman in the world

and i didnt get a penny of it. fuck you granny.

i can roll my rs like a true spanard, and on top of that, i can do this weird clicking noise by (from what i noticed) poping small bubbles in my mouth EXTREMELY fast. it sounds like a galloping horse.

I even did that "At the races" beat with toung clicking.

At 12/9/10 04:38 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 12/9/10 04:27 PM, Killinkyle wrote: 41 tbs

yeah, tbs

hint: it was alot of money

that's like enough memory to store everything that has been created.

thats why my computer has its own seperate room

At 12/9/10 04:30 PM, Gagsy wrote: God, getting good karma seems hard beyond belief.

There has to be an easier way. I've killed all the street gangsters (I think) and you'd think that the HQ battles would give you karma but alas >:(

Anyone have a proper way of gaining a steady supply of good karma please let me know.

buy many drivers licenses

go to clubs and hope to get lucky

41 tbs

yeah, tbs

hint: it was alot of money

At 12/9/10 04:15 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: People with power usually want more power.

He who wants power should not have it, he who should have power does not want it.

Fucking genius.

... what the fuck is special agent oso...

At 12/9/10 03:16 PM, SaghettiGuy wrote: We have a thing called A.L.I.C.E and the intercom lady will so "Code Alice" and then were supposed to barricade the doors but usually there supposed to say where the person/kids at and we have to get books and throw them at them and like zerg rush them, we just got training, the police officer said "its better then getting executed under your desk" I agree

i like this school.

id shit myself if i went in a room to killsomeone and the whole class went apeshit on me with books.

...

afrika.. dudes...

fucking..
hour and a half...

FUUUUUUU

it was nice, but the whole guard posts every 2 steps/tiny map/everyone in the universe hates your guts and will shoot you for no reason, even if they dont even know who you are/guns taking 200 missions to get/weapons that degrade so fast i blink and my pistol just blew up in my face/every enemy has the same fucking deagle/aug combo or ak74/pee shooter gun, not to mention somehow i can pull a bullet out of my arm and restore hp... what the shit

seems fishy, and i think the OP has alt accounts posting propaganda for it...

This whole thing seems fishy.