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At 1/18/11 03:47 PM, Narcissy wrote: Kick his ass. Always worked for me.

I dont want to start it though, I could get in deep trouble

This little asswipe in my new art class is edging me on again. I had this same problem years ago and I dont know If I can stand a whole summester of this douche. In the last period I was in, the first of many, he: Hit on girls 3 years older then him, Punched a kid next to him because he was trying to take a well deserved nap (luckily the dude just sat there and ignored it instead of turning around and socking him to the next century), spat at someone, crumpled up a paper and threw at the teacher, and kept edging me on to fight with him. Hes small, about 4'8, im about 5'0, so were at the same height but man I just dont want to get in trouble for fighting with him. Im just waiting for the moment he touches me so I can turn around and choke the little bastard.

So, newgrounds, what do you suggest I do? (I already tried changing classes, no more open spots.)

Wow I think I downloaded the same file he did.

Oh yeah, btw, I like rape. Come and get me CIA. COME AND FUKCING GET ME.

havent you crazy eastern/mid-west fools learned anything from the past months?

Tiny storm happens in calfiornia--> 3 week blizzard kills hundreds in the east

so lets take that and say

Huge storm happens in california--> New North Pole

In this thread, we discuss things that could possibly destroy the earth.

Ill start.

An asteriod

"Man is the parasite to earth like AIDs is the parasite to man."

-Kyle Croy

Oh yes, I love all that batman junk

At 1/17/11 03:42 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Money can't buy me love.

But it does buy you food, water, and shelter, so without it you would be fucked.

Oh yeah, and how long do you think some bitch is gona slam you when you got no dough to cough up for her dimond studded undies man?

its still running just fine, acording to the offical display/irc board

At 1/15/11 07:15 PM, kingcrazy2000 wrote: I was listening to a live stream of this mysterious radio station then BAM! The buzzing sound stopped. Whispering starts. The creepy part is that this is supposed to be a Russian System, where if the buzzing stops for more then two hours, it signals an automatic firing of missiles. It tracks nuclear power near the Out-Going transmitor so the buzz stops if there is too much I.E. Russia destroyed from nuclear war. GET IN THE VAULTS! FALLOUT STARTS NOW!!!!!

They de-activated those "kill-switches" back when they signed the treaty.

Yeah, the radio works, but it doesnt fire off missles anymore. You know how abusable that could be with todays satalites and progams?

At 1/15/11 05:29 PM, Hawdcore wrote: I stole a limited edition PSP with some games on it. It was from some half retarded kid who always wanted to feed the bugs during lunch. He had no friends. I told him that I stole it and he tried to do some flying side kick at me and ended up falling down so I kicked him a few times on the floor. My friends told me he cried all day after that and never even told the teachers. Easiest 250 bucks ever.

If I saw you in real life I would kick your ass, shave shapes into your hair and kick your balls untill they didnt work. Then Id steal your cellphone and spit on your face.

Unless you's jus' trollin, in which case Lololololol

I myself have had something stolen. My cellphone got stolen by some 8th grader back in 7th grade. I was so pissed that I cried that day on the bus. Then, a few months later we get an alert that the dumbass kid was still using the phone, so we called the phone, then his mother, then asked his name and had him took to school. He was some skin-head ganster fag who sagged his pants and shit. He said sorry and then the school said I would get money back for the cellphone... I was like, what the fuck? Why not just give me the damn cellphone?

Then the family got a discount, from 150 dollars to 15 bucks because they told the school they didnt have enough money. Fuck that, if you didnt have enough money they should have just expelled the damned kid.

Fucking idiots.

oh yes and I broke some kids pencil in 3rd grade and hid the pieces in the bathroom. I got kicked out of the school.

Oh yes I would.

whenever i masturbate sometimes i get some cum dried at the hole and the piss splits in two dirrections

its messy

so... she dropped her pencil... didn't pick it up... and.. went to sleep.

the good thing to do would be to pick up the pencil for her, give it to her and tell her next time not to be a lazy ass and pick it up herself

the ok thing to do would be to just ignore it, because that's how society works these days. If I don't know you, your fucked to me.

The bad thing to do is just sit there like a durp and watch her attempt futilely to gather her pencil.

Either of these scenarios she probably has a terrible self-asteam and probably hates herself for being fat. You don't know what shes like, so you really have no way to judge weather or not shes ok or not. By not helping her, you really just chose a neutral approach, you didn't help OR be unhelpful. Although picking up the pencil would have been a nice, curdious, gentleman like thing to do, you chose to take the neutral, I don't know you so I don't care approach.

What if the girl was your freind, or a best friend? Would You have picked up the pencil then? What if it was your mother? You really have to ask yourself some personal questions to really figure out the answer to your predicament.

Thats all I have to say.

NOOOOOO

I miss virgo :(

The doom guy. If hes not the strongest, hes certainly the most bad-ass.

So, your whole matian base gets invaded and everyone dies within minuets. Except the doomguy. Loaded with a pistol, his backpack and some security armor, he goes along and kills every fucking demon to the portal to hell. Oh, but it gets better.

He dies.
On purpose.

Yeah, thats right, he literly died on purpose so he could go to hell and KICK THE DEVILS ASS. He fought his away through hell, killing every fucking demon in his path before he got to the icon of sin and popped a rocket in his 10 million mile ass. Thats right, he, one man, fought his way through thousands of demons, alone, and went up to the fucking superior of hell and basicly spit in his face.
And then he came back to earth and killed all the demons there, too.

If thats not badass, then I dont know what the fuck is.

a trex and a house fly

I would tape the sex and gather many green papers

At 1/12/11 05:47 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:

At 1/12/11 05:23 PM, Killinkyle wrote:

At 1/12/11 05:13 PM, Limited wrote: Everything would fall apart at a sub-atomic level. You wouldn't even notice dying. Thanks for depressing me.

think about it though, all yo atoms and shit would still be there, just not together

you would still exist, but not as just one being, but as trilliooonnnssssss

If only each of those being were capable of some sort of thought. That would be pretty awesome, just a big cloud of yourself floating around, but still intelligent.

and also extremely annoying at the same time

"oh hey guys"
"hey guys hey hey whats up hey guys"
"hey you all want to go visit the susies? I hear there only 300 million years away!"
"Oh yeah yeah lets go woo yeah woo lets go"
repeat x100 trillion

At 1/12/11 05:13 PM, Limited wrote: Everything would fall apart at a sub-atomic level. You wouldn't even notice dying. Thanks for depressing me.

think about it though, all yo atoms and shit would still be there, just not together

you would still exist, but not as just one being, but as trilliooonnnssssss

At 1/5/11 05:37 PM, Dromedary wrote: Candlejack has never been in a whee

Oh you motherfucker you fucking said candlejack now were all go

I got a secret to share to

I fap by placing my penis between my legs and pretending im running

At 1/4/11 11:06 AM, RedCoin wrote:

At 1/4/11 10:49 AM, Matinace wrote: 11'ers can't speak for newgrounds.

But 10'ers with less that 50 posts sure can.

but 03s with more then 1000 po-

oh wait

At 1/4/11 01:05 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 1/4/11 01:03 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 1/4/11 12:57 AM, mothballs wrote: Fucking '08 - '11 users that think they own the place.

Does the fact my original account is an '05 exclude me?

Not at all man, besides the users were fine until up to '08 and so forth.

fuck

does it count if i have been watching this site since '06 and a half?

How about, instead of irrationaly throwing things at him and swearing, you talk things out with him Tell him how you feel, tell him that you get really angry when he abuses you and ask him why he does the things he does. Get awnsers. Once you have awnsers, you can make your own decision from there. From reading the rest of your posts (on your homepage) Im going to have to say you might not be in quite the position to be living alone yet. If you have any freinds you could try moving in with them, but for the most part your options are limited.

The main advice I can offer you is; Irrational Violence and Anger will lead nowere. Your best off with a peacefull, non-violent solution that everyone can benfit from, even those who cause you the most harm.
Its up to you, no one can make these kinds of decisions for you.

she likes you alot

this is good

tell her the only gift you want from her is her pussy and her ability to make you a sammich.

bottom right

fat chicks are kinda like men in a way, they pick their mate rather then the other way around by jumping on top of skinny ugly guys and moaning. The man then lays under and attempts to resist untill he gives up, pledging his loyality to the fat chick.

And thats how douchebabys are born.

Women like large penises, but by the time their fucking you their usualy already your GF/wife(forfags) so it doesnt even fucking matter. No chicks gona dump you cause you got a small weiner, and if they do you need to find another woman because that ones shallow as a kiddie pool.

Ladies and gentlmen, I stand before you, as a penis.

Ugh panic attacks, I hate that shit more then anything in the world.

For those that havent experienced it, consider yourselfs the most lucky sons of bitches in the world.

When you start having panic attacks, your whole view and thoughts on life are completly fucked and turned around and fucked again.

Its like if you just relized that up was down, your mother was actualy your dad and that breathing and heartbeat are just figments of your imagination.

Anyone who has ever had a panic attack can agree with me that having them is worse then the feeling of death. At least with death, there comfort. With panic attacks, the pain just doesnt stop... Its torture.

The meds though man, that shit is beast. 2 axniety pills and all my worries go away...