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Dont forget to grab some candies too, you cant do anything without candy

I believe the following locations are excellent for farming EXP if you want to rank up pedo quickly:

Playground
After School Playgroup
Nursery
Children's Sunday School (Any faith/denomination)
Local Catholic Church

Playground is high level, id avoid it.

Also, your forgetting the best spot to grind. Orphanages.

At 3/2/11 12:10 PM, snoopychicken wrote:

At 3/2/11 12:04 PM, Makakaov wrote: I'd be high level pedophile.

Make sure to level stealth and try to acquire the "cone of silence" spell early on.
Ive found these essential for a good pedo build

Oh and buy some tape at the store, its kind of expencive but its worth it when you have to take on high level brats.

Dont forget to grab some candies too, you cant do anything without candy

Someone had to do it.

If my life was an RPG, I would blow up at some point and die.

Oh and I forgot to mention the extreme earthquakes that would shatter across the planet after the blast, volcanoes would pop up and meteors that were launched into space from the smashing hit of the meteor would being crashing down onto the earth, causing more catastrophes.

At 2/28/11 12:14 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 2/28/11 12:05 PM, Killinkyle wrote:

At 2/28/11 12:00 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Get underground.

If it takes 4 hours to come to my side of the world, then it's not going to kill me even if I'm underground.

Yes it would. After its enveloped the entire world in the shockwave its safe to say it would just implode the entire planet

That's not how implosions work.

once the meteor smashed into the core of the earth, you would be fucked. not only that, but the entire earth would be a lava encrusted wasteland, it would so hot you would burn from the slightest of touches, the entire ocean would be incinerated, you would have to be miles underground with food and water to last hundreds of years.

Needless to say, you would be dead either way.

At 2/28/11 12:00 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Get underground.

If it takes 4 hours to come to my side of the world, then it's not going to kill me even if I'm underground.

Yes it would. After its enveloped the entire world in the shockwave its safe to say it would just implode the entire planet

on the other side of the world. You have about 2-4 hours untill the shockwave spreads to your side of the planet, and the news casts are currently broadcasting about the terror thats rocking the world.

What do you do for your last hours, before you inevetably become vaporized with the rest of the earth from this earth-shattering meteor?

my eyes are bleeding

At 2/23/11 12:27 PM, zalecot wrote:

At 2/23/11 12:24 PM, Killinkyle wrote: Id say theres about a 1/100,000,000 chance that theres Setinent life in our galaxy.

Actually acording to what we know about the other solar systems in our galaxy, there should be between 5-6 other sentient species somewhere in our galaxy. Stastistically the condition for life should happen often enough to produce enough planets to play host to that many sentient species.

You forget to produce the probablity that they have the nessessary building blocks to create a life species at all. You have to remeber that everything is the waste product of a star, including you and me. The chances of a start producing a planet with the correct conditions, time periods, lack of natural intervention (Collapsing star, weak magnetic fields causing solar flare to rip apart the planet, asteroids, being born next to a star nursery, ect ect) are very, very very very very very very VERY low.

Theres just too many things that could go wrong. The human race just got extremely luckly.

Despite contrary belief, the universe is in fact not infinite. Its simply expanding at such a fast rate that its impossible to tell were it ends. Were the universe ends, in fact, is no place, because the big bang is still expanding atoms across the endless void. The edge of the big bang is like a supernova going off CONSTANTLY. Its a chain reaction that goes on from atoms constantly being created means that the univierse in its current state will never reach an end point, or it will, but not for trillions of trillions of years. By the current age of the known universe and the amount of light we can see from this planet, it would be physicly impossible for a planet exactly cloned of our own to be here, because it would have to follow the exact same amount of years to develop (4.3 billion). It is, however, plossible there are planets with life within our own galaxy. We have found 322 thousand planets capable of life in our own galaxy.

It would be plossible theres life on some of those, but history tells us its unlikley because in the 3 billion years those planets have probably been there, and the time it took light to get here from there, those planets are probably already long gone, as are there inhabitants.

Id say theres about a 1/100,000,000 chance that theres Setinent life in our galaxy.

Bring into mind they would have to be at the edges of the galaxy, because the inside of the galaxy is uninhabitable due to the high amounts of radiation and heat coming from suns being ripped into a ever imploding super massive black hole.

The first x-class flare (x is the strongest class of flare) of the new solar cycle sent a "coronal mass ejection" (CME) of energetic, charged solar particles racing towards earth. A rapidly growing sunspot produced 3 CME's earlier this week. The last and largest CME, the X2 is expected to overtake the smaller CME's, striking earth late today or tomorrow.

"The last of the three seems to be the fastest and may catch both of the forerunners about mid-to-late day tomorrow, February 17," read a statement from Noaa's Space Weather Prediction Center.
The flare recorded at 0156 GMT on 15 February was the strongest such event in four years, according to the US space agency (Nasa), which has been monitoring activity on the Sun. The event was classified as a so-called X-flare, the most intense type.

Large coronal mass ejections can cause major disruptions to communications and power grids, but this flare is not expected to cause major problems because it is on the low end of the X-class. Some disruptions of short wave radio have already been observed.

Link
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/02/17 /946182/-X2-Solar-Flare-Ejecta-to-Hit-Ea rth-Tonight

Your thoughts?

At 2/17/11 07:12 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: Sounds like you kind of want a Fallout 3 or New Vegas type game, but with more zombies and less nuclear war. Amirite?

Thats hitting the nail on the head, but with more of the survival part of the game and less of the ' Im a god who can kill millions of zombies with my eyes closed'

All the games so far mentioned are either completely confined, linear, or just plain unrealistic (im looking at you, dead rising)

At 2/16/11 07:11 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 2/16/11 07:08 PM, Killinkyle wrote:

At 2/16/11 06:56 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Dead Island? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdG tg

I got nothing from that video besides some people getting killed by zombies.
Whats the gameplay like?

Your heartless and that's from a narcissistic point of view.

Yes. I know how that sounds.

No, the setting is just terrible.
Its like if I made a zombie game set in hello-kitty city. Its just stupid.

Just because it hasnt been done doesnt mean you should try it, unless of course you like the idea of Firefighters on mount everest

At 2/16/11 06:56 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Dead Island? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdG tg

I got nothing from that video besides some people getting killed by zombies.
Whats the gameplay like?

that guy must be trolling, im calling it here first

Im really sick and tired of these shoot em up zombie games. Zombie games were you run around run-and gunnin zombies mindlessly. I want a zombie game were you scavenge for supplies, food and water, in a wasteland that used to be civilization. I dont want streets crawling with the living dead, I want hordes of them that roam the landscape looking for living to feed on, zombies that are fast, agile, and deadly. Zombies that you know are there, you just cant see them.

I dont want a game were theres a gun and 50 clips+medkits waiting around every fing corner, I want a game were guns are extremely rare, like in real life, were every bullet is one you dont have left in your pocket, were the very thought of actualy attempting to engage group of zombies is suicide.

A real zombie apocolypse game, free-roam open style FPS gameplay. Were you can drive cars around (noting if you have enough gas), searching through dead-towns were nor living or living dead are, scaveging for food and whatever other supplies you can manage to carry,were you have to hurry because if you dont, the zombies will catch up.

Quests would have to be in there too, but not the way you know. You would find misc notes laying around about "shelter" and safe zones. You could spend valuable gas traveling across the state to these "zones" only to find them abandoned, destroyed, or worse- full of the infected. You would spend every minute of in-game time wisley, because one wrong move could leave you stranded in the middle of an empty field, in a car with no gas.

The goal of the game, of course, would be to survive. To find other sane survivors (notice how I said sane, not crazy bastards who are no doubt there, not able to tell zombie from human) and try, if its possible, to find a truely infection-free zone.

If someone could pull up a game with even a few of these qualities, I would be much apreiciative.
Thanks.

At 2/16/11 12:36 PM, Makakaov wrote: Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Ireland has a population of 5 million. Your graph is invalid.

we defeated the most powerfull military in the gunpowder world with armys of farmers and peasants

you all act as if we, the pirates, give a flying fuck what you have to say, like your going to enlighten us on the magical propertys of not stealing with your words. listen, kiddies, yeah, were dirty fucking thieves, but there aint jack fucking shit you can do about it and frankly no pirate gives a rats scurvy ass about what you think. were bad criminal boys, and were gona stay that way. and there aint shit your asses can do about it. so go run along with your little halo-ridde heads and preach to your churches about how you dont sin, but leave us pirate alone because again, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK.

Thank you.

The reality of north korea:

Typical 3rd world shit-hole were most kids dont go to school, people live and eat off there own farms and the only people with a house that doesnt fall down once a week are the siblings and freinds of the ruler.

But go ahead and continue to listen to your goverment tell you that north korea is a threat to everyone. They are only a threat to themselves and the other 3rd world shit hole called south korea.

Haha I had this same thing happen to me, but to a less severe case. Said some dumb stuff on a game and ended up waking up in 5 in the morning with every cop in the county knocking on the door asking to search the house.

This of course happened about 2 weeks ago and they are probably watching my every word but hey, at least I didnt get prison time.

Sorry mate, but you do look pretty violant to me.... I mean, those rap songs on your profile... just wow.

Wow... this has to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life... FOR NOW LOL XD

Wow. That is possibly the most idiotic text I have ever read in my life.
EVER.

You dont even deserve that woman, you fucking idiot.

Christ.

Whenever I try to start my computer on my main User, it says "Loading desktop settings" and then gives me a fresh desktop. All of my game saves, folders, ect ect are gone, and its like Vista has booted up for the first time ever. I also get this error at the bottom right of my computer.
Your User Profile Has Not Loaded Correctly

Now im screwed because I dont know how to fix my computer, and I need all my saves and folders back!

Type 6922251.
Multiply by 8.
Turn around
???
PROFIT!

At 1/25/11 08:53 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Don't tell me none of you have ever thought about this. Why life be like porn or hentai? In hentai, high schoolers get dicks that only a black person could have, and get to have sex for little to no reason at all and not get in trouble for it. In real porn is like the same thing.

*Carpenter rings doorbell*
2 minutes later, he's having sex with a woman he doesn't know in the kitchen.

so if i go up to some chicks house with my dick in a box, i get teh sexes?

brb going across the street

When you talk, your singing. Thats right, normal speach is singing. "
"Whys that mista killinkyle?"

Its simple, really. Birds attract one another using singing, and humans attract others attention by talking. You dont talk to a people who talks like half of his mouth is paralyzed, do you? No, you dont like it at all. You like a person with a good voice, who can talk in perfect sentances and gives a colorfull pitch of words.

Your singing when you talk.

Food for thought.

At 1/18/11 04:01 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 1/18/11 03:43 PM, Killinkyle wrote: summester

Maybe you should double up on English classes.

I knew that wasnt spelled right when I typed it, but I posted it anyways. Semester*

At 1/18/11 03:57 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Middle School?

High School