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almost every pokemon from the second adventure. Seriously, like, 0% of them showed up in the other games.

New grounds fleshlight.

In all seriousness, I can think of a million NG theme products. how about NG bed sheets (if their not already up on your list) or NG lap-top stickers (For keyboards and such), or, how about an NG mouse, or NG pencils (didnt see that on the list, :o). I belive that products for school/word, like staplers, glue sticks and pencils, would sell really well because a large portion of the userbase is 14-30.

either way when a police light goes on near you your supposed to pull over. rules of the road much?

At 8/29/10 11:59 PM, OnionsXD wrote: Are in my house constantly and I always get another bite here or there a couple times every hour, and no matter how many I squish and swipe at they don't seem to diminish at all...

So what should I do to keep the mosquito level down? I sersiously need help because I can hardly do anything in my house now cuz I'm always swiping mosquitos away! :O

You know that bucket of alagee infested water in the back? yeah, get rid of it.

i would call tom and ask him what the fuck just happened to NG.

If he doesnt awser, well then, plane tickets anyone?

At 8/29/10 03:38 AM, Noonga wrote: Have you guys established yet that Bahamut is no longer underrated because everyone says he underrated? In fact, I daresay he is OVERRATED.

I dont like him neither, just something about him makes me dislike him... No idea.

But hey, deal with it, I suppose. Nuthin we can do about him sept sit and stew, and I sure aint doing that.

Instead ill attach this picture of an angry face too look at at night to show my dislike twards him.

I belive we should, instead of voting on a BBS regular, vote on someone who actualy values each post and correctly follows the forum rules. Someone who has never been banned who cherishes each post like a child and cracks up every user in the thread. Maby at least 1000-2000 posts more or less, but someone who IMPACTS the community like a meteor impacts the earth.

aka obviously not me XD

Bahaha. I pose as a G.I.R.L. on WoW all the time. Of course, the 13 year old boys give me gold and items all the time. Just have to act reallll slutty.

Lulz ensue when I tell the guild Im a guy and /gquit

I pronounce it Meh-may

it makes more sense then something that sounds like it comes out of a poodles ass

walmart sucks. chinese starve to death due to low wages making toys and food products for Wal-mart. Thank you for disrupting there money foutain! DEATH TO THE WAL-MARTS! BURN THEM TO THE GROUND!

I want orange pencils with tank symbols on the eraser!

And NG notebooks! with diffrent pictures on the top of each page!

And an RC tank!

and NG chess set!
and NG checkers!
and NG legos!

At 8/27/10 01:36 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 8/27/10 04:17 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Slap the bitch? Why should you care... it's not even your kid...

Honestly, I don't know WHAT she was expecting.

so has she said anything yet? and whos the daddy?

THEN! all of a sudden...

"wwhooooossshhhhh"

HOLY SHIT ITS A NUKE!

At 8/26/10 04:30 PM, PH4NT0M117 wrote: well KEITH, when i write a story i plan all of the characters out. there is 53 or 54 normal characters and about 100 side characters and I like to plan out their lives up to the point of where they are. also, this is in the writing forums last i knew.

No, this is the general forums.

Find out who the father is and then...

laugh hystericly and poke at him because hes a dumbass who didnt wear a condom!

K.Y.L.E

Knight Yearning for Logical Exploration

hell yesh

The others drink slurpees as they watch.

At 8/25/10 11:37 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote: OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY.
i'm not letting this thread die after all that i've done. no, not fucking today.
and i'm not letting that fucktard kill yet ANOTHER great MS Paint thread that i've taken part of (and built one third of it).
the Hedgeboar strikes at our hero, but he predicted it and stuck the Sword between it's teeth.

another MS paint thread? the last one wasnt even my fault, no one was interested in makign anymore! now if you will excuse me, im going to continue posting through this story.

the beast breaks the sword, cutting it to the hilt with its razor sharp teeth.

added a time machine location

At 8/24/10 10:09 PM, sixstring98 wrote: what makes a teenage guy good looking? just wondering.

having a quote that doesnt involve rape, laughter and women in the same sentance?

i even made you an inner time machine... to do stuff in... im so lonley... ALL I WANTED WAS ATTENTION!

At 8/25/10 12:31 AM, xenonmonkey wrote: Guys, I found a time machine to back when this thread was still good!

BUT!!! THE TIME MACHINE!!!

aww fuck it, the time machines perfectly fine... :(

Another thread succesfully dead.

Rest in peace.

I throw my boomer-chete, attempting to slice there heads off!

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

./nocaps

At 8/24/10 04:56 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 8/24/10 04:51 PM, Killinkyle wrote: Machete guy follows up by doing his end combo move, SLASH POST! He slashes your post in half. GG.

holy shit kid, just holy shit.
i hope you're trolling.

and if not....

After his hard and exilarating work, he wipes off his head and takes a swig of beer. A job well done. The end... or is it?

At 8/24/10 02:39 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/24/10 02:23 PM, Sekhem wrote: this is a post bragging about how yamor is cool at school and none of us are/were :(

This is a thread about Yamor calling people out for spout nonsense and trying to play the victim and thinking that the world is against them. Which is ridiculous.

look dude, you havent ever been unpopular. Dont talk about something you dont know about. Its like talking about how to get off drug addictions when you have never even taken drugs. you have no idea, theirfore you shouldnt be spouting bullshit about it. Go and try to talk to the fat ugle dude with only half a face and the giant backpack, and not be made fun of. Good luck. Infact, it really seems you ARE bragging about how cool you are, so tell us then, have you ever been ugly, fat, or stupid? And dont tell us about others stories, we want to know yours. But you wouldnt talk about that because you have been in the "group" for most of your stinking life.

Nice try fixing a problem, but this has been burned into so many peoples heads that looks are everything, that trying to change that will only get a negative respond.

High school is the age of dumbasses, retards, pick outs and "rebels". Changing that is like picking up a tank with your pinkey finger. Good. Luck.

At 8/24/10 04:23 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Our heroes, struck with joy and shock from the return of their friend, learn his true reason to leave the Heavens...

unfortinatly, due to lack of oxygen, and a working planet, they suffocate and die.

I live in san deigo, I hate the sea. And the beach. Fuck that shit. We havent had rain here for months, when it does rain the most it ever has been is sprinkles for 10 minuets. Fuck the sea. FUCK IT.

MACHETE MAN COMES, SLICING THE ENTIRE WORLD IN HALF! the lack of air kills all living speicies on the planet, the end!