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Topic: Anybody hate this message?

Posted: 05/15/09 01:47 PM

Forum: General

I dont care about it, I only ever get it when I'm in political forum and theres actually somebody on there!!!
It's there for a reason.. no point complianing about it


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Topic: i told my mom i was suicidal...

Posted: 05/05/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 06:20 PM, SimonBirch wrote:
At 5/5/09 04:50 PM, wazupdude wrote: and all she could say was, you have 2 c's and a d in 3 of your classes.
You need to show her that you are serious if you want her attention. Swallow a whole bottle of pills or something...

dude, he's probably someone who takes what he reads literally, so dont say thinks like that =P
and OP, I don't think people often take things like this as seriously as they should, unless she just thought you were being silly.


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Topic: Swine flu was harmless

Posted: 05/04/09 05:54 PM

Forum: General

Thank you Doctor, I will treasure this momentous piece of news and be greatful for your service..
think that only like 27 people have died out of thousands of this guys.... out of like 10000'ssss


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Topic: Photoshop this cat

Posted: 05/04/09 05:52 PM

Forum: General

At 5/4/09 05:14 PM, ActionSick wrote: Jail Kitty

We have winner
I take a month off and only one photoshop thread? wow we're getting better xD
I would join in but im on my laptop not the PC :(


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Topic: Guild Wars Newgrounds Club

Posted: 05/04/09 04:35 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I've only got three in the Jungle, I got two in Ascalon, that I cba to do, and Borlis pass, 3 desert missions and two at the end.

It's okay so far, im doing well xD

I'm more about playing my Ele atm though, My War got boring cos my Ally dont tend to do Missions


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Topic: Schools In London Nearly Shut (s.f)

Posted: 05/04/09 04:33 PM

Forum: General

I don't think it's that much of a problem right now, since most countries that have got it before the UK have said that it hasnt spread anymore as yet...
There's no one near me said to have gotten it so, I'm feeling quite good at the moment.


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Topic: Odd Headline

Posted: 05/04/09 04:30 PM

Forum: General

I don't really find it that funny to be honest...


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Topic: Guild Wars Newgrounds Club

Posted: 04/30/09 08:36 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Woo 12 missions till Legendary Guardian, Damn Tyria I hate the fecking place...


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Topic: .:Swine Flu Update:.

Posted: 04/30/09 08:36 PM

Forum: General

At 4/30/09 08:27 PM, SwineFlu-Bot wrote: Is the fucking virus waterborne transmissible?

WHO havent said that it is i think..
it seems its airbourne through sneezing and coughing like the normal flu virus but obviously it has much more riding on it.
theres 8 cases in the UK so far


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Topic: medals

Posted: 04/02/09 07:06 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

I think Psycho is still making it a decent system at the moment by chosing the games that are Really suited to the system.
Although, I'm slightly dubious about Fear Unlimited


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Topic: Guild Wars Newgrounds Club

Posted: 04/02/09 07:01 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I use a self healing axe build on my war, I took an water nuke ele, Prot/heal combo monk and melonni of course. But, the monk gets killed really quickly.
I even tried it with an Uprgaded Razzah and MoW as an MM and that failed as well..
So, I'm starting to think my War is destined to never get Legendary Guardian


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Topic: Newgrounds makeover

Posted: 04/02/09 06:53 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/09 06:11 PM, doberman7 wrote: North Korea is much better than china.

Meh, China made it more fun... Kroea would have been boring to be honest in my opinion.


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Topic: Re-Blocked in China

Posted: 04/02/09 06:48 PM

Forum: NG News

At 4/2/09 06:43 PM, Emmanu82 wrote: All of us got april fooled thing AND the Virus thing around the world the whole world got april fooled on that one too.

The T-virus is real?


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Topic: New Series Of The Inbetweeners.

Posted: 04/02/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

It was good, This series will be much better :)
As long as they don't turn it into another overdone teen drama it'll be fine, Skins is going sour, and hopefully this will not


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Topic: Jamie's having a baby!

Posted: 04/02/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/09 06:23 PM, FrozenRopes wrote:
At 4/2/09 06:21 PM, Kyle wrote:
At 4/2/09 03:47 PM, DocSprite wrote: Shawn for a boy, Leanne for a girl.
HORRIBLE SUGGESTIONS
(Kyle) UR JUST HORRIBLE AT LIFE. Jamie ur a fag

your people skills are Zero


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Topic: ! Official Good Bye B B S Thread !

Posted: 04/02/09 06:40 PM

Forum: General

The BBS is the thing that keeps a lot of the NG community going though, it holds it together they wouldn't remove it totally, it wouldn't suit the site, even with NG chat up....
it would kill off part of the site.


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Topic: Re-Blocked in China

Posted: 04/02/09 06:37 PM

Forum: NG News

At 4/2/09 05:50 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Too bad I had to be FUCKING BANNED on April Fool's Day

We were banned?
no, we were waiting approval to use the forums


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Topic: Not available in your country.

Posted: 03/30/09 08:29 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 06:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Nope, i don't have to deal with that shit since i live in the U.S. :D

well apparently, the U.S. are more leanient on their licensing then. The UK have only losr music videos as far as I'm aware at this present time, but I'm sure there will be plenty more until uk users can view fuck all but "Hey, Come see what my cat can do!"


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Topic: my worst cousins

Posted: 03/30/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

you think you have it bad, my cousin tried to make me do things man...
Burn things mainly, but it was still scarying, that poor panda


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Topic: The Wonders of a Girl's Voice.

Posted: 03/30/09 07:58 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 07:45 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 3/30/09 07:44 PM, Breaderer wrote: smokers typcally have deep voices
She's 13 what the hell. Where would she obtain drugs and cigars and cigarettes?

HA! You've never been to Essex in the UK have ya? :P
people will buy ciggies for 13 year olds if they present them with the cash to do so, plus a bit of cash for their time. People are so fucked up around here


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Topic: Jamie's having a baby!

Posted: 03/30/09 07:50 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 07:48 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Age/Gender: 17, Male

D:

Good luck man.

I knew someone who became a father at 16, and he's been okay... It is doable if theres people there to support them through it xD
Plus, I don't think they actually are, its a follow up from another thread...


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Topic: fucking stalkers

Posted: 03/30/09 07:44 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 07:40 PM, Kyle wrote: Jamie's having a baby!

thats a horrible freak of nature. . . a poor man. . . getting. . . pregnant?
or did you mean hypothetically? metaphorically?
or am I missing the point?


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Topic: fucking stalkers

Posted: 03/30/09 07:34 PM

Forum: General

lol calling him a motherfucker aint gonna make him stop now is it dude?
really you need ot work on your maners. . .
plus, I'm foretelling 50 million news posts on your page. . .


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Topic: What You 've Learned From Ng?

Posted: 03/30/09 07:32 PM

Forum: General

1. How people can act like a dick
2. How to act like a dick
3. To hold your own beliefs, and find eveyrone elses p-o-v wrong even if they have more of a case for you being wrong
4. actually I've learnt nothing


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Topic: Make a list of...

Posted: 03/30/09 07:26 PM

Forum: General

[] shag a girl from every continent
[] get a ferrari
[] become a novelist
[] try to stay out of hospital for as long as possible
[] own a pet sheep
[] swim with a great white shark
[] act on stage
[] visit every continent in the world
[] visit the remaining features of the 7 wonders of the ancient world.


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Misunderstood

Topic: Blue and Green

Posted: 03/30/09 07:14 PM

Forum: General

I'm colourblink so I see red and orange, seriously.


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Topic: The Wonders of a Girl's Voice.

Posted: 03/30/09 07:10 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 06:59 PM, joabos wrote:
At 3/30/09 06:56 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 3/30/09 06:53 PM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: How old is she?
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At 3/30/09 06:54 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Voice cracking? Puberty? 40 year old men?

I think she's keeping a secret from you guys....
She's not a dude. Her mom checked.

Eh, are we over thinking the problem? Could it just be puberty or no?
No. But tell her not to worry, if she's pretty and has a nice personality the voice is one of the least things that matter.

EXACTLY, and everyone has an personality which someone else would love, besides, if the guy likes he personality he's bound to find the voice alluring anyway, its normally the way...


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Topic: fucking stalkers

Posted: 03/30/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

what did you do to get the attntion in the first place???
just ignore him


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Topic: The Wonders of a Girl's Voice.

Posted: 03/30/09 06:50 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 06:46 PM, Twilight95 wrote: She's exceptionally hot, I'd give her a 5.5-6,

only a 6 for Exceptionally?
thats more like my 8.5s :P

Anyway, I don't think it's much of a problem, the voice isn't actually too important to someone if the person has an personality they can gell with, then it should be cool.


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Topic: Time to end "reality" T.V?

Posted: 03/30/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

Okay, so first things first, after looking through the T.V times at my parents house over the weekend I found a lack of interesting programmes. . . Nothing new there. But, having taken a long hard look at all the channels listings, I found (to my annoyance) that many channels still go for "Reality" T.V Gameshows/celebrity style things, that I couldn't get my head a round it.

Why do we have an obsession with these types of programmes? Surely when one pushes the boat out and all the other follow suit it gets a little tiresome, or am I the only one that finds this at all boring and plainly crap?
Look at the list of things that have been on in recnet years and have actually had almost every country make a version of their own, Big Brother being one of them. Which is the most pointless of them all. they even have live shows which the main focus of it is, watching them sleep, yes the British public have become so low in their need for entertainment they are willing to possibly watch this, and I know people who have.

The problem with these shows is nothing actually becomes of MOST of the people who go on to do well, or even win. Jade Goody didn't even win and she probably went on to become more famous than the eventual winner of that years Big Brother. Other past winner's have seen them just go into almost immediate decline.

And celebrity versions of the format are going down hill too, "I'm a celebrity.... Get me out of here" when it first started had some amazing talents going on it. Now, is it just a way to kick start the celebrities carrer?

I'm getting a bit tired of all these types of shows which actually don't have much relevence to the real world at all, how can things like "shipwrecked" on Channel4 and of course "Big Brother" have the title of 'reality' plonked upon them?

Is it time to stop all this nonsense and think of a new form of entertainment?


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