free is just another scandal

Maybe if you punctation and proper grammar the cop would've not been angry at you.

Its your fault remember that

My latest vactation was to my grandma's house. She lives about 2 minutes away. Whenever we go their we sit in her house and talk all day. its so much fun i just want to orgasm.

O rly?

um kill em all and rape their parents?

plz stop i guess you didnt notice the 20 other new years topics...

lol i can totlylyl undersent what u said k thx lolbye

NEDM!

for a second there i thought you said jesus juice...

Things you failed at:
Humor
Capitalization
Spelling
Grammar
And of course life...

I hear a noise what is that... I think its the Where is/ How to section!

SRSLY that was pretty funny...

Am i the only one who sees how easy it could be to say ur mom...?

You want me to read all that, ha! You must think im not a non newgrounder.

H3y 3m0s 4l23 t3h g4i5

welcome to the real world

dam they found the body i thought i hid it pretty good

maybe if you posted in the where is section i might answer but im not

id roundhouse cock slap him

fire hurts most so im pretty sure i would prefer water

penguins with santas what could be cooler?

post a picture showing me what could be cooler

At 12/8/08 05:23 PM, SmartNoob wrote:

At 12/8/08 05:22 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: Protect yo' bottom.

Uhh... What do you mean?

HA that made me laugh and i guess your not a smart thinker

Am I the only one who considers this security bullshit thing an inconvience.

becasue your penis is so small your poem sucks

At 12/8/08 02:49 PM, WingCommand wrote:

At 12/8/08 02:45 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Leave them food outside the cans or just leave the cans uncovered.

Leaving the cans uncovered will make my problems worse. I live in a forested area. My backyard is a forest. Taking the lid off will be like leaving an invitation for all the more dangerous animals (Racoons, BEARS, etc..) to come to my yard and have free dinner.

HE was being sarcastic just in case you did not know genius. That made me laugh quite alot.

stop fucking copy and pasting

you should get a penis

How can you you throw the 4th letter of the alphabet at "it"????????????????

ok heres a guide to get rid of squirrels
1. get a knife
2. cut out your intestines
3. hide like a tree next to your garbage can
4. when you see the squirrel go up behind him and strangle him (BEWARE: he might try and pull out his gun so watch out)
5. hide body by eating it
:Also bump!
:D