I'll eat like a fatty, but gain no pound. I'm very fat tolerant.

At 11/22/09 05:23 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 11/22/09 05:16 PM, killerjeff wrote: I love everyone!

I love you Jeff, and your kind words!

Ahhh... this is why I love life!

I bet you're older than most of Newgrounds here kid. But at least you're honest.

At 11/22/09 05:19 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote:

At 11/22/09 05:16 PM, killerjeff wrote: I love you guys and would marry you.

Why thank you!

Aw! You deciphered my love code! I love you guys!

It's a common known fact that all women want their most special day to be fucked in all of their holes and call us men perverts for even thinking a little about sex, typical bimbos.

Fuck you all you no life pieces of shit bags.

I listen to Beethoven, because I'm not a faggot.

To have the ability to fly.

Rate my sexy self.

Twilight is an accurate description on average vampires.

I see you do not work well with pussy, huh? No surprise there.

I mix my water with bleach, you know... to have cleaner water.

I must say, you and her are both idiots.

You are weird.

I choose D. for all.

If you had my intelligence, you'd go insane.

And then you woke up.

Are you trying to start something Sawke?

Ha ha ha, you have no idea.

Women with any sort of power makes me shiver in fear... that's when I know the apocalypse is starting.

I do this because I'm Mexican.

I will send a disco ball back in the 1960s.

Go Columbine on their asses.

Smoke it if you want to. That's what I say.

I'm happy as can be.

Cool story bro.

My I join in on this story good man?

I would be confused, since when did I ever have a girlfriend?
I have answered this question for everyone here, thank you and good night.

At 11/18/09 01:40 AM, Gomez wrote: No dude i was actually being sarcastic and saying something that was equally retarded as your first post, (which is a generic line for 12 year old trolls on the bbs) then i related in a story like the original poster.

Oh (:

At 11/18/09 01:14 AM, Gomez wrote:

At 11/18/09 12:41 AM, killerjeff wrote: Too bad you didn't die.

Too bad i didnt fuck your mother in the mouth last night.

seriously grow the fuck up.

Woah woah woah, you're telling me to grow up right after you said something a twelve year old would say along the lines of insulting someone's mother?
Oh my...