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At 4/25/11 05:36 PM, zooos wrote: Valve "Probably" Done With Single-Player Games

Fuck.
That.
Shit.

"Ctrl-X'd from earth, Ctrl-V'd to hell."

newgrunds maik me smurt!

At 4/23/11 08:02 PM, Makakaov wrote: But too much is falling in mine.

Some folks can lose the blues in their hearts, but when I think of you, another shower starts.

Is this thread just an advert for your goddamn drawings?

If people don't look at them on the Art Portal, they're probably shit.

<Omegle City, ravaged by zombies.

You start with 6 bullets.
Go around asking "What is op?" If somebody answers "a fag," or any version of that phrase, reload your gun. (Bonus: After they answer with the codeword ask "Cock joke?" if they answer "Tom sends his regards," add a bullet to your clip capacity.)
If anyone tries to seek info from you (a/s/l) after you've asked this question, THEY ARE A ZOMBIE. You use up a bullet and go on.
If anyone responds differently from these two, THEY ARE A REFUGEE. Ask them if they want to come to the extraction zone. If they say yes, add one bullet to your clip. (if at max ammo, disregard)
If you come to a zombie and you have an empty clip it's game over.

Lets kill some zombies.

Well, your mom's a whore lololololo

Give them a stupid excuse (i.e. "I have to go, my hamster's tires need changing") and walk away.

Getting your throat slit to the esophagus. That feeling when you are technically capable of breathing, but can't, must be horrible.

Mine are back!

Wow, have you ever heard of "movies"? They're supposed to be the next big thing!

Ryan Cootie Hill? Is that really your name?

GET INTO THE FLAME BUNKER!

not all caps.

Christ's bowels and the the holy shit therein! My medals are gone too!

I still don't get why tarboy is beneath Pokemon Tower Defense.

Break up with her if you're not into it.

Simple as fuck dude.

Alternative:

Grab her cock.

Nail her.

Literally. With a fucking hammer.

At 4/16/11 05:43 PM, logic wrote: Well it's quite obvious you're a highlander now.

Photographic evidence.

dude you're fucking stoned

At 4/16/11 01:46 AM, Phantox wrote: >mfw gas prices have gone up by more than 100% since dumbama entered office
>mfw economy has gone down even further since dumbama entered office
>mfw i have no face

Nice party you have here.

So am I, little billy.

So am I.

First Flute: The act of cutting off your partner's penis and playing it like a flute.

Dale, after my late grandfather.

Is weed gonna stay legal while all this lavender shit is banned?

Dayum Canada, you crazy.

Done and done.

At 4/16/11 08:49 AM, ngman7 wrote: I am MAKING COMICS TO APPEAL TO KIDS. A MULTICULTURAL COMIC BOOK ABOUT STREETFIGHTING CATS AND DOGS.

That is possibly the most retarded post I have ever read.

And I was here during '10.

Sometimes I cut myself.

Only to make sure my blood hasn't been replaced with windshield wiper fluid though.

My thought process looking at this:

1. Oh look, a christianfag.
2. Wait what?
3. Oh my god, he can't mean...
4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Happy birthday broski!