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Hey Teach, can you shut the fuck up?

I just killed Pessimism.

Is that a good thing?

At 8/22/10 11:00 AM, Ptero wrote: Aren't you schizophrenic?

I don't think so.

I usually talk to about 5-7 voices at once, though.

At 8/22/10 12:45 AM, Killerhammer wrote: LEVEL 43 and WORST shouldn't be in the same sentence.

Fix'd. Ugh.

LEVEL 43 and NOOB shouldn't be in the same sentence.

"I was playing Fallout." - My excuse for everything when I ended up buying FO2.

You're mentally unstable.

At 8/21/10 11:59 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Coabllskc

I shit myself laughing.

At 8/21/10 12:19 PM, majormario wrote:

And a face/finger/eye poseable Shadow and Amy...

BULL-FRICKIN'-HORSE SHIT.

Mudkipz.

That ONE word creates rage instantly.

At 8/21/10 08:27 PM, sandwich-eater wrote: if you start doing it aloud then you should be worried

Shit.

I have conversations with myself? And I mean full on debates and arguments and shit with different voices in my head representing different personalities.

Guys?

Why are you running away guys?

Thanks!

I fell off of Tenpenny Tower.

I love reminiscing about playing games as a kid, but there's one game that I played once as a kid, but now I can't remember what it's name was. All I remember is that it was one of the Mario RPGs on the GBA, It's plot was that an evil ambassador stole Princess Toadstool's voice, and that it had this music.

Does anyone know the name of this game?

At 8/18/10 11:08 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 8/18/10 11:01 AM, Killerhammer wrote:

At 8/16/10 01:23 PM, arcansi wrote: Halo 2 was released the same year and was infinitely better.

Oh god, we have

THESE

on NG. *Shudders*

Personally I loved Halo 2. And I also thought Half Life 2 was the biggest overrated hunk of shit.

Get the fuck out.

At 8/16/10 01:23 PM, arcansi wrote: Halo 2 was released the same year and was infinitely better.

Oh god, we have

THESE

on NG. *Shudders*

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from his rectum while stalking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbor's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology monkey strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheep into a gigantic apple that had done Al a huge favor by spraying salt down his urethra. The trouble was that 2 cute immigrants had been puking rainbows. Hippies descended from rainbows to bring him sexy fish and shallow lemons. Al refused to make impregnated gnomes beg for kinky sex. He instead gave it chlamydia and a dick bun of extreme pleasure. Meanwhile, at Batman's house... Batman raped Al Gore's niece as Bangkok relocated into Robin's smelly underpants.

Due to unforeseen consequences all of City 17 residents' streetlights massively exploded and killed seven Mongoloids. Gordon Freeman masturbated furiously with sandpaper, unaware of his dicklessness effecting the entire human being over at Walmart's marijuana parade. So large, yet so insignificant was the marijuana's sea level. Gordon came on Alyx's sweaty and surprisingly swollen clitoris. "Fuck!" Exclaimed Gordon, because preggers stole his bike. So, Say Bike, the Indian chopper rider named Rig. Yet, nothing had happened. Naming Rig Fella Tio wasn't his telephone's breakdown but stabbing Chris Hansen pleased predators. Pedophiles rejoiced as Gary Brolsma randomly stopped typing love letters to his man-bitch called Steve.

"Who farted?", monotoned Mr. Moseby, as scriptures revealed the startling drop-bear plans tried to kill the foreigners doing absolutely nothing. "WHY MUST FRENCH PEOPLE DO NOTHING?!" Napoleon appeared bewildered and disgusted by his tortoise's Ichigo impression and proceeded to blow Charlie Sheen's huge, hot bloody wound. "Son of dicks!" cried Torterra realizing he cut his dick off depressingly. The stench of Chuck throwing monkey hairs into acid caused a violent stomach ulser in Electric Toothbrush, a woman who doesn't frequently stab gay zombie penicorns but decided to do horrible yoga in a kitchen cabinet. Babies were freaked, but they recovered as the condoms took over the world for Stalin, Josef Stalin. Now only Tom Fulp could 'enter' Sarah Palin's moist, warm microwave dick. Cooking babies and savory fried chicken as Mcain slapped hoes, Palin bit Charlie's knob, the door made of Cheetos and cheap plastic blow-up dolls and than danced wildly on Russia's homeless women.

"Hobos attacked her vagina" screamed Obama as he ran from his wife who was, silver dildo in hand, a bit horny of obsessive tickling. Unwarranted investigation and careful smuggling caused the Taliban to reassess penguin efficiency.

Then Dr. Fetus, along with his erect golf club, proceeded to go out to kill Michael Jackson and regurgitate old copies of naked fulp photos and then boil their nut-sack in oil so the Earth can never rotate around the giant package of crying babies causing the horrible apocalypse of bunnies and convenient chocolate-covered World War Seventeen. Unexpectedly, Phil Collins sucked Dick V an Dyke's

*HL rips the sledgehammer from the wall.*

HL: This is gonna be FUN!

EB: Hello Dema-The-Hedgehog, or should I call you Dema-The..The..KILLER PERSON!
HL: What?
EB: You killed Whats-his-face!
MM: Killerhammer.
EB: I KNEW THAT!
EB: Prepare to die Dema-The-Killer Person!

At 8/17/10 06:25 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 8/17/10 06:18 PM, Danni293 wrote: Inner child rage on the internet and trying to be a smartass.

Kid. Shut the fuck up.

For once I agree with EB

Freeeeeefaaaaaalllll....

"I did absolutely fuck all with my life so put this book down and have a beer"
By Killerhammer.

At 8/10/10 09:14 AM, Dema-The-Hedgehog wrote: IT'S ALMA

I dunno whether to scream or derp.

At 8/9/10 10:02 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: Hey, Killerhammer, you're pictures are good, but they'd have a jump in quality if you turned up your graphics.
If you're computer can't handle it, just increase the graphics quality when you're ready to take a picture, and leave them down when setting things up.

Thanks for the advice!

Shake my hand.

In honor of O'Brien and Stevens.

Where the fuck is everybody?

I have a weird goatee and mustache thing going on, so I don't shave.

At 8/9/10 02:49 PM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: I win

GET DOOOOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!