Pics or it didn't happen.

Hahahahaha, just kidding dude. Sorry.

AND

That giant's dick must be bigger than me!

They usually either do it for attention or because it relieves stress. I've done it a couple times. It works...

At 8/10/08 02:53 PM, 1Greenlink wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:48 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:45 PM, Strength wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:43 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote: So... tell me something?

Sounds to me like someone's fucking with you. Stay up for the next few nights or something, keep watch out the window. And if you see a cocksucker vandalizing your shit, run out there with a baseball bat and fuck him up the ass.

It's what any self respecting man would do. And you ARE a MAN right?

RIGHT?

Tempting. But I can't stay up all night. School tomorrow. First day.

I'm a 13 y/o man. XD

U cud always ask the neighbors u trust to keep an eye out sometimes like wen ur family is gone, Believe it or not there are GOOD people

Yeah, there's an old man across the street from us name Jim. Ha, He barely ever gets out of the chair that has a view out the window to our house. Wow, I've never thought about how creepy that is until now...

At 8/10/08 02:50 PM, ixintro wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:49 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote: GreenGay is the gayest. >.>

GreenGay? I've always called them "Dream Gay"...

Hehe...

At 8/10/08 02:49 PM, Khayn wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:44 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:43 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote: But they don't realize they're messing with a really pissed 13 year old.

kldsjalhf

Seconded, to the infinite level.

Hey, I'm 14 in a month.

Holy fuck the problems people have with 13 year-old on here.

GreenGay is the gayest. >.>

At 8/10/08 02:45 PM, Strength wrote:

At 8/10/08 02:43 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote: So... tell me something?

Sounds to me like someone's fucking with you. Stay up for the next few nights or something, keep watch out the window. And if you see a cocksucker vandalizing your shit, run out there with a baseball bat and fuck him up the ass.

It's what any self respecting man would do. And you ARE a MAN right?

RIGHT?

Tempting. But I can't stay up all night. School tomorrow. First day.

I'm a 13 y/o man. XD

Some gay things are going on... Well, first of all, my nextdoor neighbors report us for a lot of things that our house has. (for example, they think our shed is too big and it disrupts the quality of their home. -.-) But they're just a bunch of dicks. And so a week ago or so, my dad confronted them and had an argument about how horrible of neighbors they are.

Now, I don't know for sure if it's my next door neighbors, but things are going down that I'm getting pretty pissed at:

So yesterday I was home alone for most of the day. Not much going on. So I was on here, and out of no where, I hear water turn on somewhere in my house. So I just figure that my toilet's water is running at random again, so I ignore it. Well, a few minutes pass by, and I got suspicious. Toilet water doesn't run that long. So I go down in my guest room and realize it was the hose on in the front of my house (The hose is on the exterior of the room).

So I go out front and straight away realize that the water is spraying upward and it's coming out weird. As I pass my mom's garden, I then notice that it was barely coming out the end, and that there was a huge gash in the middle of it. I immediately turned the water off; it was drowning my mom's poor dafodills, and I examined the cut. It was about 2 inches and It was clean, meaning the cut was straight enough to be done by a blade.

But I guess whoever did it thought no one was home, because of the fact that there were none of our 3 cars in front of my house. But they don't realize they're messing with a really pissed 13 year old.

But there are other things happening like our truck alarm going off at 11:00 to 11:30 every night. -.-

So... tell me something?

It's Shi tzu

Dude, you didn't even say anything, despite them even alloing it after. What do you expect? For them to let you off with a little warning?

Well, it's not exactly a one-liner.

"If you wanted a baby, you should have just gone to China. They may as well stick them in those T-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

I'm sorry, but what the f**k are you talking about?

You... Good luck with that.

I'm cut. >.>

At 7/29/08 05:20 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote:

At 7/29/08 05:13 PM, hijackreaper wrote:

At 7/29/08 05:10 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Can't you always wait 4 seconds before saying asking the croupier to hit you?
I just tried doing it with my cards and I was able too add&subtract without any problems.

Well, in a big casino that would look suspicious as most people are extremely fast like that. Counting cards is illegal (I think so, at least) so they'll kick your ass out if they see anything.

How the hell can they actually determine whether or not I am counting? Not like I'm going to speak those numbers out loud or something.

They can tell. If you're setting 5 dollar bets for a while, and do a few games like that, and if you suddenly bet 10,000 dollars, it'll pretty obvious that you're counting and you had a high plus count. That's why it's smart to bet in a fair range no matter what. I do 2 - 10 dollars.

At 7/30/08 12:53 PM, WilhelmTheVampire wrote:

At 7/29/08 03:42 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote:

At 7/29/08 03:42 PM, 61 wrote: Everyone knows.

I wouldn't count on it.

But would count the cards.

We have a new A+ student. =)

Cyborg, The Incredible's Mr. Freeze, and not to mention Hancock! Those are pretty cool super heroes.

13 years old, 205 pounds, 5'7", did 53 without stopping. I'm quite muscular for my age... Not many 13 y/o are 205 pounds. Heh.

At 7/29/08 10:56 PM, LngTankerforjoo wrote: I used to try it with friends, I only one 40/100 with a definate win, and Won about 70/300 with a definate loss So not reliable

Dn't bet higher when you don't have a plus of 10 or more. put out like, 2 or 5 dollar bets.

yeah, it's not easy. it's very difficult because some dealers are really fast with the cards and you have to count two at a time when the other players flip. The dealers don't ask for approval before taking the cards. You don't get all the time in the world. Over that, you have to memorize the values.

Counting is legal. But the casinos usually arent OK with people betting big when they have a value of +12 or more. They can kick you out. Or they can jump you.

In the movie 21 though, the group of kids had a strategy so they wouldn't get caught. They'd do motions to let another player know that it's a high count, and it's a good idea to sit down. So the guy sitting down will seem like a big better, when he has the advantage, all the while his buddy keeps on betting low. Then they split the money between all the kids in the group. When the big better sat down though, the low better and counter would use a word in a sentence making it clear of the value that they counted. Here's a few:

+15
Word: paycheck
Reason: Paychecks are often given out on the first and the 15th
Sentence: There goes my paycheck.

+16
Word: Sweet
Reason: Sweet 16
Sentence: *drinks tequila* Sweet! Too sweet!

+17
Word: Magazine
Reason: There's a magazine called 17.
Sentence: I read about that in a Magazine

Sly, isn't it?

At 7/29/08 11:10 AM, WilhelmTheVampire wrote: Fapping 186,000 times per second!

dude, thats like, an orgasm every tenth of a second..

At 7/29/08 03:02 PM, doberman7 wrote: The bible.

>.< beat me to it.

Carlos Mencia is the worst excuse for a comedian I've ever seen. He never made me laugh once.

At 7/29/08 03:42 PM, 61 wrote: Everyone knows.

I wouldn't count on it.

At 7/29/08 03:36 PM, solardave wrote: God, I bet hitting Ctrl + C then Ctrl + V took a lot of work.

I typed it up by myself. If I was really that inconfident with what I was putting down, I would have looked up the proper counting on the internet. But no, I hate doing that; I feel people need to read MY writing according to how I would say it. Just because you do that all the time doesn't mean everyone else on Newgrounds does.

For everyone who doesn't know, Black Jack is played like this. Skip this if you know how to play.

Everyone at the table gets 2 cards face down. The dealer, though, gets one face down and one face up. All the numbers equal their value. 2 = 2, etc. 10 through King though, gets a value of ten. Ace gets a value of one or eleven. Now, you're trying to get to a value as close to 21 as possible. If you go over, you're out; you get a bust. You're trying to not go over. So you "hit" to get another card if you don't feel you will go over 21. Then after you're done with hitting (it's logical to stop hitting after you get 17-21), the dealer hits until he/she gets more than you, while staying under 21. If they get over 21 and you didn't bust, you win. If they beat your card value without going over 21, dealer wins. BUT, that's just one game. After that game is played, the deck is not shuffled back together. The cards in that game are thrown out and you start a new game with the same deck.

Simple. =)

Now, there's been studies that depending on what cards are turned on those first couple games, that there's a better or worse chance of the player(s) or dealer to win. Here starts a whole nother value available in the multiple games of Black Jack played at the tabe.

2 = +1
3 = +2
4 = +2
5 = +2
6 = +2
7 = +1
8 = 0
9 = 0
10 = -2
Jack = -2
Queen = -2
King = -2
Ace = -2

While the games are going on, you count. You add and subtract the cards that are put down according to that method. If you have a high plus, then there's a good chance of you winning. But if there's a minus, then there's a worse chance.

People can get jumped when they are caught; it's legal, but it's not okay with the casino losing the money. So people tend to bet big when they have a good chance of winning and they sometimes get caught and jumped. (Hehe, I can say I learned how to count cards at age 13..)

Anyone else learned about this? I think it's fun. Ha, it came up because I was watching the new movie "21". It was a good movie and my friend taught me how to count. He's won 700 dollars at a casino in Vegas off 2 dollar bets from counting. Hehe..

Discuss. =)

At 7/24/08 01:05 PM, STEM wrote: That's like saying we should kill babies because there's like 1,000,000 of them.

And I condone it.

seconded.

The mods really can get on my nerves. It seems like it's judging. One of the "should be deleted" threads they happen to believe in or like. And if one's the same, but less of quailty... LOCK.

Or other times, there's a "photoshop this" post and after about 25 replies, I figure "It should be okay if they havn't noticed..". So I photoshop it and post it, and my next post 2 minutes later says I'm banned for 3 days.

If that happened, we'd have a world war III.

But despite the fighting that would happen, I would be a music teacher and composer.