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If you can beam into the internet, just imagine what porn's going to be like...

Say that you're a mulim.

I don't think he would fit in. Those characters got famous from flashes, Angry Faic got his fame from the BBS. So, no, I don't think he would deserve a place.

Or just don't spen money exceopt on necessary things (food, water, housing and education).

I would actualy call him a lucky bastard if he doesn't do it and still get 70.

At 8/25/07 07:03 PM, b8-2-sk8-h8 wrote: I have a feeling this is a little more intricate than it appears. I think I know the answer, but I KNOW that you're going to twist it around and make yourself look like an idiot, leave me speechless and waste everyone's time.

I hope not, but i'm always left disappointed in the end.

Only one way to find out. Fill it in and we'll see.

I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Okay, Newgrounds, let's see how intelligent you are. I've got a couple of questions for the lot of you. Some are true/false-questions others are open questions. So let's go!

Please give your answers the number of the corresponding question.

1) Man originates from monkeys. (T/F)
2) Earth revolves around the Sun. (T/F)
3) The interior of the earth is warmer than the surface. (T/F)
4) Albert Einstein is the father of special and general relativity. (T/F)
5) Saturn is the biggest planet of our solar system. (T/F)
6) The Sun is a star. (T/F)
7) After which engineer is the unit of power named?
8) How do you call the part in a combustion engine wherein fuel and air are mixed?
9) Plexiglass is synthetic. (T/F)
10) All webpages in the world are stored in one supercomputer. T/F)
11) Computers use the decimal system. (T/F)
12) How many bits are there in one byte?
13) All of the programs on a computer together is called 'software'. (T/F)
14) All radioactivity and radioactive radiation is caused by man. (T/F)
15) Trees and plants convert carbondioxide to nitrogen. (T/F)
16) Where is the hole in the ozon layer?
17) An electron is smaller than an atom. (T/F)
18) A glass of wine per day is good for the heart. (T/F)
19) Omega-3 fatty acids are bad for your cholesterol. (T/F)
20) Too much infra-red radiation causes skin cancer. (T/F)
21) Which disease can you get from a tick bite?
22) Nicotine is what makes smoking addictive. (T/F)
23) Homeopathy is a scientifically accepted medicine. (T/F)
24) Antibiotics kill both bacteria and virusses. (T/F)
25) The sex of the baby is determined by the father. (T/F)
26 When was the phone invented? (A. 1876 / B. 1924)
27 When was the CD invented? (A. 1974 / B. 1983)
28 When did Columbus discover America?
29) When was printing invented? (A. 13th century / b. 15th century)
30) When was "the Pill" invented? (A. 1946 / B. 1961)

Now hold on one darned moment. If NG was a disease?

At 8/25/07 05:43 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Whats wrong with white wedding.

I must second this notion. And also some songs by Boudewijn de Groot.

At 8/25/07 05:29 PM, gregaaron89 wrote:

At 8/25/07 05:10 PM, CleansingFlame wrote: Get as many viruses as you can. Set the pain series as the screen savers. Goatse. Meatspin. Etc, Etc, cause havoc with their computers.

But it's MY computer!

But it's not MINE, now is it?

Do it, I tell you, DO IT!

Or you could do like in final destination and pretend you're having a vision of your plane exploding and spend the next five hours trying to convice people not to board the plane.

Shout at random people. Preferably nonsense or 'Allah Akhbar!', when the security comes in to get the madman, tell someone else did it. See how long it takes before they figure out it's you.

Damned raped me mentally.

So guess what I'm going to do.

Vague memories of a time long flown by...

About 1.5 years ago, when I was only 15 and the NGBBS was still funny...

At 8/23/07 03:56 PM, leekspinner wrote:

At 8/23/07 03:16 PM, TheAltimate wrote: BILL GATES YA RETARD

GTFO YOU RETARD he invented MICROSOFT read the previous posts before you post TWAT

GTFO YOU RETARD it was said it was a JOKE read the previous post before you post TWAT

Irony at it's best...

And for those too lazy to look it up themselves, here's some copypasta.

The USSR's launch of Sputnik spurred the United States to create the Advanced Research Projects Agency, known as ARPA, in February 1958 to regain a technological lead.[1][2] ARPA created the Information Processing Technology Office (IPTO) to further the research of the Semi Automatic Ground Environment (SAGE) program, which had networked country-wide radar systems together for the first time. J. C. R. Licklider was selected to head the IPTO, and saw universal networking as a potential unifying human revolution.

Licklider moved from the Psycho-Acoustic Laboratory at Harvard University to MIT in 1950, after becoming interested in information technology. At MIT, he served on a committee that established Lincoln Laboratory and worked on the SAGE project. In 1957 he became a Vice President at BBN, where he bought the first production PDP-1 computer and conducted the first public demonstration of time-sharing.

At the IPTO, Licklider recruited Lawrence Roberts to head a project to implement a network, and Roberts based the technology on the work of Paul Baran[citation needed] who had written an exhaustive study for the U.S. Air Force that recommended packet switching (as opposed to circuit switching) to make a network highly robust and survivable. After much work, the first node went live at UCLA on October 29, 1969 on what would be called the ARPANET, one of the "eve" networks of today's Internet. Following on from this, the British Post Office, Western Union International and Tymnet collaborated to create the first international packet switched network, referred to as the International Packet Switched Service (IPSS), in 1978. This network grew from Europe and the US to cover Canada, Hong Kong and Australia by 1981.

The first TCP/IP-wide area network was operational by January 1, 1983, when the United States' National Science Foundation (NSF) constructed a university network backbone that would later become the NSFNet.

It was then followed by the opening of the network to commercial interests in 1985. Important, separate networks that offered gateways into, then later merged with, the NSFNet include Usenet, BITNET and the various commercial and educational networks, such as X.25, Compuserve and JANET. Telenet (later called Sprintnet) was a large privately-funded national computer network with free dial-up access in cities throughout the U.S. that had been in operation since the 1970s. This network eventually merged with the others in the 1990s as the TCP/IP protocol became increasingly popular. The ability of TCP/IP to work over these pre-existing communication networks, especially the international X.25 IPSS network, allowed for a great ease of growth. Use of the term "Internet" to describe a single global TCP/IP network originated around this time.

My source, for those interested.

Yeah, but do you know who I hate most? 05-ers.

Hey look, a semi-predictable response!

Nope, but I did kill someone with my bare feet.

Nope, but I did kill someone with my bare feet.

Old skool.

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Report yourself for having three kilos of weed in your house.

Only one way to find out.

At 8/23/07 06:58 AM, Syphonik wrote: Is it normal for the penis to bend upwards when erect, instead of forwards?

Eww, that's just gross. Everybody knows your cock has to bend downwards when erect. Right, guys? Guys?

Since I've been unable to play either one of them, both and none.

Newton didn't discover gravity for nothing, now did he?

At 8/22/07 06:51 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: I'd prefer setting fire to the moon because it's way more impossible.

Setting fire to the moon isn't that hard, it's keeping te fire alive what's nearly impossible.

Also: my own corpse.

Erm... Proxy anyone?

1/10 since eroticness in FrozenSheep=0

At 8/22/07 06:25 PM, Snake626 wrote:

At 8/22/07 06:21 PM, Kidiri wrote: Were you ever cast in the Gorge of Eternal Doom for not knowing the air speed of an unladen swallow? Well, no more! Because the site that knows all, Wikipedia has found the answer! The air speed of an unladen European swallow is 24 miles per hour!

What about an African swallow?

Huh? I don't about thaaa-

Were you ever cast in the Gorge of Eternal Doom for not knowing the air speed of an unladen swallow? Well, no more! Because the site that knows all, Wikipedia has found the answer! The air speed of an unladen European swallow is 24 miles per hour!