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Yep, in a two-party system, both fail horribly. In our multi-party ssystem, all fail horribly, but it doesn't show as much.

About an hour or so, maybe less. But then again, I did pry it open and put it back together...

For 30 % you are: You are Ted! Teddy Bear! Make sure that you're not ever too pathetic. Oh, and when you grow up and get married, don't bore your kids with months of stories about how you met your wife. Just a quick summary if they even want to hear that.
For 27 % you are: You are Robin!
For 23 % you are: You are Lily!
For 10 % you are: You are Barney!
For 10 % you are: You are Marshall.

Apparently, I'm Ted. I was more hoping for Lilly, but meh. You can't have anything, now can you?

At 1/14/09 04:00 AM, qu3muchach0 wrote: i think that it's kind of strange that he flies around in a magic portaloo though...

It's a Police Box, it says so on the TARDIS itself.

and obscene robots getting hard-ons whenever they see a human or the doctor... and if these obscene robots are supposed to be dead, why do they always come back to fill in holes left by the writers...?

They're Daleks, Dr. Who without Daleks isn't Dr. Who. And they aren't robots. They're an alien species. They do have organic material, but it's just that they want tyhe perfect race, so they genetically engineerd themselves to become perfect. They look like robots because it's their mechanical exoskin. It's all part of conquering the universe. And again, they're Daleks, eternal enemies of the Time Lords. To take them out, would be like killing off the Joker in Batman.

and another thing... why does dr. who remind me of stargate?

Wrong! Stargate reminds you of Dr. Who.

At 1/14/09 04:34 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: They're changing him? Again? It's too soon . . .

Only by 2010. You know how they say that when watching Doctor Who he dies and regenerates you feel thrilled with a new doctor, but at the same time feel abandoned and betrayed? I thought it was a load of bull, until I heard of the new Doctor. And I was like:"God damn it, the internet's right."

At 1/14/09 04:34 AM, qu3muchach0 wrote: he's only got a couple more regenerations left, will the writers come up with something to let the show go on, or will they let the series end?

There are means to restart the cycle. The Master had been given 12 new reincarnations so he could save the Doctor from Death Zone. Or he could take possession of the body of another person, which I doubt will happen. He's a good guy.

I like my coffee like I like my women: black!

Just kidding. Full of alcohol, obviously.

Maria, and the prince would be in another castle.

I just had my first exam today. Material knowledge (materialenleer, no idea how it's translated) and to be honest, I thought it would've been worse. I'm not saying I did magnificent now, but maybe I'll pass it. Next up: physics (statics) on Wednesday.

Oh shit, I'm not real.

Again.

I like to let entropy go it's way in my room.

At 1/10/09 04:24 AM, Doomhammr wrote: My Asus EEE 701 still turns quite a few heads in public despite the fact that there are many newer and better netbooks available. The pic below is just the Newegg schematic as I can't find my camera right now.

An EEE, you say...

I just had to do this...

At 1/8/09 07:20 PM, W35 wrote: XKCD never ceases to amaze me.

Finally! And it never does, does it?

At 1/8/09 07:29 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: I prefer the 34.

I wanted to post this one first, but hen I thought, Naah, let's make it more obscure.

Although I must say I do like ln(2pi). It really stimulates me.

You've probably heard that it is said that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that, through learned discourse, he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Personally, however, I like a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.

At 1/8/09 06:34 PM, VeridisQuo wrote: stop trying to be funny, you're not cool ;)

What about 99 then? I think this one's better.

Instead of 69, what about 71? I've even got a diagram!

Arno
Front 242
Monza
Noordkaap
Wannes Van de Velde (RIP)
Raymond van het Groenewoud
TC Matic

And these are just from Belgium alone.

What did Heath Ledger say after shooting "the Dark Knight"?

Ooh, candy!

At 1/7/09 03:33 PM, Aci6 wrote: Q. Why do Emos get so much sex?
A. Because they're twats.

A man walked up to an Emo and said, 'You look a little glum.' The Emo responded with 'Thank You!'

Easy to pull the piss out of, got to love the social outcasts known as Emos.

You know I'm sick of easy targets. Anyone can make fun of emo kids. You know who had it too easy? Computational linguists. Ooh, look at me, my field is so ill-defined that I can subscribe to any of dozens of contradictory models and still be taken seriously!" FUCK computational linguists.

At 1/7/09 11:02 AM, Casualty wrote: I've also had my morning-to-uni train cancelled a few times for no reason.

Wait, you commute? Isn't that a bitch? I'd rather be in a dorm than commute. But I'm not. I live 300 metres away from college. Envy me! :D

Also, walking/cycling. The rest is either too expensive or too not suited for me without any license.

Did you know a man invented the iron? Talk about ironing!

Oh god I suck.

How this thread has gone this far without the mentioning of Queen is beyond me. As far as I can tell, everybody likes Queen.

But then again, that's only for as far as I heard.

It depends. If you want to go find a job as an interpreter or something like that, I think you should go for Spanish. If you want to become a doctor or something similar, go for Latin. If you haven't figured it all out yet, go for Latin. It's a 'gateway' to many modern languages, including Spanish.

At 1/2/09 08:31 PM, MICHhimself wrote: I'm engaged now :)

Can I come to the wedding? And congratulations, boy!

Chris/Sam/other unisex names and all of my kids the same. (Although the first boy would be sam, the second Samuel etc.)
Robert');DROP TABLE Students;--

As for serious answers, I have no idea.

At 1/2/09 03:00 PM, georgeman51 wrote: could a moderator stickie this thread please

FUN FACT: only rules are stickied.
FUN FACT2: this has been done before.

DO WANT!

Not all caps.

Pixies. Go ahead. I won't say you can't do it, I'm just hoping for something good.

Serially good.

At 1/2/09 12:33 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Can you name something that doesn't burn, but only melts?

I can't. Maybe, sugar?

That's it.

Let's burn sugar.

And diamonds!

Protip: things with carbon in it mostly burn. Sugar (C6H12O6) has carbon in it. Diamonds (C) are pure carbon. If you want something that only melts, go find something that has a heat of combustion lower than 2MJ/kg.

At 1/2/09 12:57 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Lego men and women.

Recreate a great fire! You've got the choice of: Rome, London and many many more.

Also fun is to get a fire going and then throwing on a mixture of herbicide and powdered sugar. Or a handful of flour. Or any dry powder. Or this.

At 1/2/09 02:05 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 1/2/09 01:46 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: I think a thin layer of oil on top of toilet water would be a cool sight. Think of pissing into a flaming toilet... Wouldn't that be so cool?

I wanna do that now.

Don't we all...

Although it could produce the infamous deep fryer effect. Your piss might condensate, sending a column of steam flying upwards with tiny burning droplets of oil in it. It might not end well...

Here's a fun thing to do with some tea lights.

DO NOT DO THIS ON A FLAMMABLE SURFACE. DO NOT DO THIS INSIDE. BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN DOING THIS. FIRE IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE.

Place a couple of tea lights close to each other, as in as close as you can. Light them, place some more tea lights on those, but in such a way that the bottom ones can still burn. light those and continue building until you can't go any higher. Wait until you hear a simmering noise and until your friends aren't paying attention to what you're doing. Then, take some water/other (NON-FLAMMABLE) liquid in your mouth and spit it at the construction. Hilarity ensues.

Who doesn't find fire the awesome?

Super Mario Land 1 for the Nintendo Game Boy. The brick-shaped Game Boy, not those fancy things with colours 'n' shit.

Basic green and white is where it's at.