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Response to: Aaaahh! Mods! Help Me! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

I found something! AVG said the virus is called "Downloader Agent" but I can't heal it because it won't let me >_>

Response to: Aaaahh! Mods! Help Me! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

Ok, things are getting worse. I got redirected to a site called the heavy show? PLEASE HELP!

Response to: Help! Virus!!! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

AVG says its unsuccesful with updating stuff. So i can't use it for anything!

Aaaahh! Mods! Help Me! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

So most of you know about my computer virus (Sorry for making another thread, you can ban me for 3 years as long as you help me)

I rebooted my computer and my desktop iss back, but the virus didn't leave. I never really expected it to.

There's this popup called "Internet Speed Monitor".

And it keeps making popups come up. Some were even pornographic. I tried installing that Virus thing in the other thread, but it said it only makes sure that viruses don't come into your computer, but it also said it doesnt scan for viruses and then clean them up. A popup comes up like every 1 minutes and it's taking me so long to write this so please help me!

The reason i asked mods to help me was because they're the wisest...usually.

Response to: Help! Virus!!! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

everything is gone. The only thing thats left is newgrounds, and flash because i didnt exit out.

Mabye I can still manage. make flash movies and submit them here. Mabye I can work with this.

Response to: Help! Virus!!! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

Get a mac.
Why would he want to worsen his situation? I suggest running a virus scan because thats fucking obvious.

The start thing is gone, so I can't do one!

Response to: Help! Virus!!! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

Now there's a bunch of popups!

I don't go on porn sites, so I have no idea whats going on. And now the thing at the bottom of the screen that says start is gone! The only thing thats left is newgrounds, and my desktop pic.

Help! Virus!!! Posted December 30th, 2007 in General

HELP!

A few minutes ago I got this thing that said your computer may be infected, but I get those popup adds all the time. But now, my entire desktop is gone! And the internet keeps switching to other sites! What do I do?!?

Response to: Funniest christmas specail ever? Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

At 12/28/07 01:07 PM, Alastor wrote: A Pac-Man Xmas

Santa crying is awesome.

LOL, i laughed my ass off.

Funniest christmas specail ever? Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

This one. http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeI D=8a25c39216aee6240116b13a426e00af

Skip to the Mary giving birth part, it's hilariouse.

Also, can someone give me a link to the video thread for future reference?

Response to: Like my Epic fail pic? Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

At 12/28/07 11:38 AM, Shylian wrote: it looks like he's pointing a crappy looking gun at the kids.

lol it kinda does.

It supposed to be a pitcher of koolaid

Response to: Like my Epic fail pic? Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

At 12/28/07 11:37 AM, neon-dude wrote:
At 12/28/07 11:35 AM, Khawner wrote: I made this in about 10 minutesso it's not that great.
Laughing at diabetic people is sad and wrong. The grawing is OK, but too small.

I am posting in a place, where people laugh histericly at 9/11.

Like my Epic fail pic? Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

I made this in about 10 minutesso it's not that great.

Like my Epic fail pic?

Response to: i have no where else to ask Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

I'm not doing your homework >_>

Response to: Vagina Perfume *nsfw* Posted December 28th, 2007 in General

STFU, NSFW threads get posted all the time, stop being such a pussy.
only if he doesn't know what NFSW actually stands for. Some users don't and I figured it out not that long back.

It's NSFW. Not NFSW. IRONY!

Response to: Mods you've Successfully pissed off Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

At 12/27/07 10:00 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: HEY GUYS LOOK! I'M PISSING OFF BIGBADRON!

Epic win

Response to: Now they're just hatin on Sonic... Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

At 12/27/07 09:56 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Actually, I thought Sonic and the Secret Rings was much better then Sonic Heroes. Not near the standards of Sonic Adventure, but it was pretty cool. I think YOU'RE the one hating.

how am I the one hating? I only hated that 1 game.

I didn't hate Shadow the hedghog, I just really couldn't play for a half an hour without getting a bit bored.
Response to: Now they're just hatin on Sonic... Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

At 12/27/07 09:55 PM, NGCA wrote: Only good sonic games are 2 dimensional; case in point:

The Genesis games and Gameboy versions.
The end.

Aww come on, You can't hate Sonic Adventure 2.

By many, is said to be the only good Sonic 3D game.

Response to: Now they're just hatin on Sonic... Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

At 12/27/07 09:53 PM, simon wrote: i have it too, it's a great game and i got it for a bargain price of £10.

Yeah, thats the benefit. if people say the game sucks, they will put it at a low price. Got mine for 20$

Now they're just hatin on Sonic... Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

Ok, so I used to love the Sonic games. The first Sonic game I ever played was Sonic adventure for the dreamcast. I loved that game alot. Then Sonic adventure 2 battle came out. It was amazing. But it was after that amazing game that Sonic started his downfall....

Sonic heroes...it was an ok game...not the greatest....
Then there was Shadow the hedghog....ugh....
Sonic Rush was an ok game though...
And then there was Sonic and the secret rings. Worst piece of shit ever.

Everywhere I read, it shows how bad Sonic is now. The once great Sega Icon. I here about a new Sonic game for the X box 360. Looks good, and it gets a score of....4 out of 10.

Another failure.

I see mario and Sonic at the olympic games. Made by Sega. And....another failure.

So at christmas, I get my Xbox 360 premium. it came with Marvel ultimate alliance(not so great game) Forza Motorsport 2(Ok game) Halo 3 (great game) and Sonic the Hedghog. Now the first thing on my mind was, "Oh no" because after seeing it's score and after playing his latest 3D game, Sonic and the Secret Rings, I new it would suck. I popped it in, started playing it and....it rocked.

I am really loving Sonic the hedghog. I don't see why people hate it so much. It's kinda like a combination of Sonic Adventure, and Sonic adventure 2. so then I thought, "Mabye these people hate Sonic" and it turns out, they do. i checked Sonic Adventure 2's rating, and it was like a 5.2 or something, I don't know. Is there anyone who agrees Sonic the hedghog for the 360 is a decent game?

Response to: Well, this is kinda...embarresi ng? Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

At 12/27/07 08:53 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Yes... thats a very exploitable piece of information you've got there.

Tell me, when you rule the world can I be your vice-president?

.......sure?

Well, this is kinda...embarresi ng? Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

So me and my brother got in a fight and so he said, "Go party with the only 2 friends you have!" I have many friends, so this kinda pissed me off. I decided to go get a drink. And you would not believe what I found on the table. A small packet that said, "Guide on how to make friends"

It was really funny. Not only the irony, but the guide was really gay. And suddenly, my brother runs in grabs it and yells, "DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF"
He ran up stairs and that was the end of it.

Well, atleast I have blackmail on him.

Response to: masterbate to someones voice??? Posted December 27th, 2007 in General

I'd jerk off to strawberryclocks voice :)

Response to: Biggest Fucking Bitch Ever! Posted December 26th, 2007 in General

Ok, millions of people are asking, "WHY ARE YOU GIVIN IT TO HER?!? YOU HAVE TO USE UR MUSCLES!!!'

If you read the whole thing, it said that the nintendo wii doesn't force her muscles over her limit so she can play it. THATS WHY SHE'S HAPPY!

This isn't your typical situation:

Doctor: We have good news and bad news
Guy: Whats the bad news?
Doctor: You have Diabetes
Guy: OH MY GOD! whats the good news?
Doctor: I got you this coupon for one free icecream.

Response to: I don't see the point of profie age Posted December 26th, 2007 in General

At 12/26/07 01:08 PM, Splurda wrote: you wouldnt get so worked up unless you were a 9 year old! im watching you!

OH NO! My secret shame!

I don't see the point of profie age Posted December 26th, 2007 in General

I don't see the point of putting our age in our profiles. It doesn't really make a difference. On newgrounds you're anyone you want to be. I wrote that I'm 13 in my profile, but for all you know I could be a 9 year old who stumbled upon my moms email and used it to get on here.

Hell, I could be telling you that I'm 9 years old when in reality I am a 45 year old rapist. It's all possible. I tell ya, just act like a noob a newgrounds and people think you're 11 years old. I'll tell ya, I'm 13 years old, but why take my word for it? I have no proof. I could take a picture of my older brother, and say I'm 13.
Oh that's right, I don't even have an older brother. But what proof do I have of that either?

All I'm saying is that I wouldn't be suprised if 75% of the profiles on newgrounds are fake.

Response to: My First Smoke Posted December 26th, 2007 in General

Didn't I already post about obviouse trolls? Apperantly, nobody saw it >_>

Response to: towels? Posted December 25th, 2007 in General

Don't forget to bring a towel! HAHAHAHA!

Your the worst character ever towlie.
The Pride and Joy of each console? Posted December 25th, 2007 in General

Ok, so I'm going to list what in my opinion is the pride and joy of each console.

Wii- Super Smash Bros. Brawl (hasn't come out yet, so this is subject to change)

Xbox 360- Halo 3

PS3- ?

What is the pride and joy of the PS3?

Response to: 360 help? I just got one and I'm... Posted December 25th, 2007 in General

Ok, then I got a premium. Still happy though, cause it came with some cool stuff :)