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At 1/10/08 06:42 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: Posts: 666

Hai thar Satan.

SHIT I WASTED MY 666th post!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO caps

At 1/10/08 06:47 PM, cherries wrote:

At 1/10/08 06:43 PM, Khawner wrote: now tell me this, What would the goverment not lie about?

What don't they lie about? Maybe if you weren't a complete idiot who blindly accepts anything they're told you would see through the bullshit.

its called sarcasm...>_>

At 1/10/08 06:40 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Of course not, Johnny. The government would never lie to you.

Now, be a good boy and finish up those dishes.

now tell me this, What would the goverment not lie about?
They wouldn't lie about drugs would they?

Hint hint

Well, as most of you may know, when something is told to you over and over everyday, it sticks in your brain, and you believe it.

Such as the consequinces of drugs

Now I never plan on doing drugs for the following reasons:

1. I don't really need to get high
2. They cost alot
3. I just don't see much of a point. I'm not really curiouse as to how it feels.

Everyday i am told drugs are bad. But are all drugs as terrible as parents say?

Like Marijuana. Parents tell us it's the worst thing in the world. Is it really?
Cocain. It sounds bad, but newgrounds is a place of cold harsh truth.

So tell me newgrounds, Are some drugs not as bad as parents and others make them sound?

At 1/9/08 04:04 PM, Davood wrote: GET OFF MY BBS

Jesus christ, this is the shittiest MS paint/Copy from google/deviantart/photoshop thread I have ever seen!

Why is everyone disagreeing with Davood? Everything's crap! (With the exception of a few)

Im suprised it got past page 1 without getting deleted.

You should have called it the PSWII60

I'm actually really popular

but that's mostly because my Dad is the Mayor

No, the under 12 club is a predators dream.

seriously, theres a website deticated to people under 12 0_o

At 1/8/08 11:52 PM, Cooldsunshine wrote: Listen. You know when a franchise has died when they make a game called "Mario & Sonic at the Olympics Games"

Seriously what the FUCK did they smoke when they came up with that idea ?!

Bah Sonic is fine... I'll stick with Mario, who's franchise is also dying btw :(

Nah, Mario isn't really dying. Although his voice is starting to sound retarded, but that's pretty much it.

Mario has ups and downs, while Sonic is just going down...

i think the Admins choose which parodies go where.

Ok, I can't let people know I'm bumping this thread, so I will tell people news I pretended I thought nobody knew about....

DID YOU KNOW JAMIE SPEARS IS PREGNANT?!?

At 1/8/08 02:25 PM, Back-Door-Baron wrote: I think your aunt and uncle are doing a great job. How is she spoiled? I mean, she's five. She's going to whine. The fact that a 5 year old can act like that in my mind is great parenting. But we won't know until she's 18... will she choose the Palo Alto and Stanford, or the San Fernando Valley and barely legal porn?

I know she's only 5, but are you ever in one of those houses, where there's a 5 year old, and the parents keep telling her to stop and she keeps yelling and they don't do anything about it?

When my cousin started screaming and stuff, they didn't do anything about it and she just stopped.

She yells all the time, but a simple "Stop" from her parents and she stops.

I guess I didn't explain to well with the Examples.

At 1/8/08 02:24 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote: Honestly she actually sounds like a good kid...

Yeah.

But you still wonder what they did to parent her.

They didn't as newgrounders would say, "Beat her" because she still whines and complains and stuff"

But after telling her once again to stop, she suddenly learns her place?

It's very confusing.

i'm so confused. Today my cousin visited me. She's like 5 so she wanted to play games like Candyland, airplane, ect.

But I don't know if she spoiled or well behaved...she's like...both.

Example: We were at the dinner table, and she runs up to my uncle (her Dad) and says, "Daddy, i want a cookie"
He says, "Sorry sweety, you got to finish your dinner first"
Then she whines REALLY loudly, "But I really want a Cooookiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!"
And my uncle says "No, you have to finish your Dinner first."
And Im thinking, "Oh no, now she's gana yell..."
but instead, in a most mature voice, she calmly says, "Yes Daddy, I understand. Sorry for whining"
and then she walked off and ate her dinner....
0_0.....What?

A little later, she has to leave. She doesn't want to though.

My aunt said, "Come on, it's time to go."
But she said., "NO! I want to stay here!"
So my aunt says, "You have to get ready and clean up all your toys"
But then almost crying, my cousin says, "But i cleaned! I cleaned everything just so I could stay!"

And when she said everything, she meant EVERYTHING.

Every room in the house was clean! She picked up everything, even stuff that wasn't hers! Now i felt bad. She even made grandma a little muffin thing using an EZ bake thing. Of course, those things are crap, so she secretly threw it out.

So i ask you newgrounds, is this child spoiled? Or non spoiled?

I say it's a combination. Good Parenting+Bad parenting=normal parenting.

At 1/8/08 02:05 PM, Funkchiken wrote:

At 1/8/08 01:53 PM, Khawner wrote: Sega started going downhill after Sonic Heroes.

They went downhill WAY before that, you fucking idiot. Sega went downhill after Sonic and Knuckles.

Actually, I've never played any Sonic game ever. But for a second there I sounded super hardcore.

rofl

how old is that game?

At 1/8/08 01:58 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I stopped paying attention after you said Sonic Heroes was a good game, too hard to take someone seriously after that.

I said it was an Ok game......

AND OMFG ITS WILLIWOWZA!

Those twins I have to babysit still play Super heroes, and the boy Still calls himself Williwowza. :D

But seriously, what did you do?

At 1/8/08 01:56 PM, Corky-D wrote:

At 1/8/08 01:54 PM, STEM wrote: They should humanize him.
http://ihearrrtme.deviantart.com/art/Smi le-Shadow-Amy-Sonic-74068152

That might just work, y' know?

Well, I don't want to sound crazy, but I think they should re-invent Ristar.

As most of you know, Sonic is tottaly sucking ass with his recent games. It seems that Sega cannot find out whats wrong with him/refuse to try to change his new image. I know nobody from Sega is on newgrounds, but Ijust feel like posting my 2 cents.

Where Sega went wrong: (in my Opinion)

Sega started going downhill after Sonic Heroes. Sonic heroes was an Ok game. Decent Storyline, good voice actors, good graphics, and Sonic's Super Speed. As most of you know, The voice actors now really suck, because Sega replaced them with the 4kids voice actors. And some of them quit I think.

I had just played Sonic the Hedgehog for the Xbox 360. It was dissapointing, not is horribly horrible as everyone said it was, but a big dissapointment.
Storyline: It's ok... Graphics: Fantastic Gameplay: Terrible. Sonic is so slow. And there are glitches: Everywhere. One thing about the storyline that bugged me was the love story developing between Elise and Sonic...ugh.....

Then I played Sonic and the Secret rings.
Storyline: It's ok, but really fucked up. You fly into a story book with a magical ring with a genie in it to defeat the Erazor Djin from destroying the stories in the book by gathering the 7 world rings. the 7 world rings kind of sound familiar (Chaos Emeralds, anyone?)
This game had the worst voice actors out of all of them. Sonic really sounded terrible, along with most of the other characters.
The gameplay: not bad, but could have been WAY better.
I just didn't like the fact that you were basicly just a steering wheel for Sonic 90% of the time.

So here's basicly the failing factors of Sega

1. Bad voice actors
2. Focusing to much on graphics
3. Slow speed

3. Is the main bad factor. Slow speed. What were Sonic games all about? Running as fast as fucking possible. (Well, mostly running as fast as possible) Sega is starting to lose sight of that.

Now I recently re-played Sonic Adventure 2, which I discovered in my basement when my mom made me clean it >_>

The graphics of the game weren't that great, But they had the speed! Sonic had speed, even knuckles had speed! Shadow of course, did too. The other characters didn't, but with good reason. The voices sounded great! Some of them sounded like they were just reading from a script. Now, finally,

HOW TO FIX SONIC'S FAILURES!

1. Bring Speed back! Sonic's well known ability is what makes him famouse. Take this away, and he will surely die out soon.

2. Get the old voice acting crew back. Here's a dramatilization of what they would say. "But the 4kids voice actors are way cheaper!"
If you have enough money to produce games after many failures then I'm sure you can afford the old voice acting crew.

3. Stop focusing so much on the graphics.
Anyone ever played Sonic the hedghog on Xbox 360 and had to wait through those 20 minute loading times? Why did you think you had to wait so long? (If i'm wrong and that's not why there are 20 minute loads, then keep the graphics. They look purty)

4. try using some of the oldschool level design.
Not like the colors, but like the loopdeeloops and the tubes you go into to go really fast, stuff like that.

I'm no proffesional at giving advice, but i wanted to get this off my chest.

Anyone agree? Disagree?

At 1/1/08 07:51 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: It's cheaper, and they think they'll get more fans if they use the same voice actors.

The sad thing is is that almost everyone who developed the Sonic series is gone now, either quit or replaced.

Wow, did sega ever stop and wonder why Sonic is now failing?

How come Sonic and all the other characters are voice acted by those 4 kids guys? Is there some kind of profit involved?

At 12/24/07 06:08 PM, austin wrote: Whatever happened to Robot Jones?
Get that and you get +5 memory points.

I was gana say that!

I never really liked the show much though...

At 1/1/08 05:10 PM, TsukaharaAntariticus wrote:

At 1/1/08 05:09 PM, Khawner wrote: Thanks to all the people who tried to help me instead of just saying "STOP DOWNLOADING PORN!" for fixing this problem. You may all have a cookie.

I maded it myself.

Is that chocolate chip?

No, it's crushed black rock.

At 1/1/08 05:16 PM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: Hey, this is after the virus is gone. Porn jokes are allowed. D;

Fine, you can have half a cookie.

At 1/1/08 05:14 PM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: Good work, now keep off the porn and your computer will stay squeaky clean.

You were so close to eating that cookie.

Thanks to all the people who tried to help me instead of just saying "STOP DOWNLOADING PORN!" for fixing this problem. You may all have a cookie.

I maded it myself.

At 12/31/07 12:25 AM, balto-boy wrote:

At 12/31/07 12:24 AM, Khawner wrote: Urkel?

Surely, you have seen the SatAM cartoons, right?

unfortanutly, no

Urkel?

This is not a bump

I heard that In Super Smash Bros. Brawl they will not be using the 4kids TV voice actor for Sonic! Is this true? I really hope so.

Also, who agrees that after the game Sonic Heroes, all the Sonic game characters voice actors sucked?

Also Also, who thinks that shadow used to be a badass character, but then after the game Sonic heroes he seemed more like an emo?

What was the highest score your flash movie ever got.

2.83 for me :(