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At 10/11/07 08:11 PM, Chiklay4 wrote:

At 10/11/07 05:00 PM, Khawner wrote: Remember that kid I was talking about

no
"I am going to shoot Khawner with an AK 47 by buying a gun at the gunstore"

You have a gay name

Thats not my real name >. >

At 10/11/07 08:01 PM, KungFuMonkey wrote: Demetri Martin

Wayyy underrated

I tottaly agree. There hasn't been alot of people in this thread who have mentioned him, but he is so hilariouse yet not as well known as others. Well atleast other people who are more well known are well known for being crappy. (carlos mencia COUGH)

So yeah, my only favorite is Demetri Martin. Although I just can't forget the funny joke Dave Cook or whatever his name is said. The one with the car alarm and the nursury home.

At 10/11/07 07:55 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Hmm dare I say it, but I liked your comebacks...shoved alot of "touche" in his patuty

thnx

My god that is fucking funny. You put that bitch in his place. To me the fact he went to jail or the special hospital makes it funnier. "I only recall making three of them" my god, rock on man.

thnx :)

At 10/11/07 07:26 PM, IrishChrisman wrote: You sir are a middle school god!

lol

At 10/11/07 05:18 PM, SacredShit wrote: Congratulations on your victory, all you need to hope for now is that he doesn't escape and hunts you down lol.

I just got a call from school. He's going to be released in 3 days :(

At 10/11/07 05:06 PM, TheUsed713 wrote: You should have knocked his jaw loose.
Not ratted him out.

Damn 13 year olds

I didn't mean to rat him out, this is what I told my mom when I got home.

Moms like, "hey, hows school?"
and I said, "Today was pretty odd"
Mom: why?
Me: Remember that really annoying kid with the buck teeth?
Mom: Yeah what about it?
Me: He's going on with his threats again, this time he's talking about a gunstore and buying a gun from there to shoot me.
Mom: Oh ok...he didn't mean it right?
Me: He never really does.
Mom: Oh...ok.

She tells anyway -__-

At 10/11/07 05:05 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Today is gnna be a great week? You don't understand how much that dosen't make sense.

oh crap. srry about the typo. Ment to say today is the start of a great week. srry

Remember that kid I was talking about who thought he was badass and stuff by having all the pokemon cards? Well he got arrested. I'll explain.

Today in school, he's acting like he's the best again. He goes up to one of the most popular kids in school and says, "I have had more girlfriends than you have ever had." little did he know he had just gone out with about every girl in school. (exluding fat chicks, ugly chicks, and scary chicks) so he's like, "Yeah Ok, how many have you had?" And he's like "I went out with 6 girls!" so I'm like, "I didn't know you had 6 sisters..." and he's like, "You fucking leaf boy, how would you know how many sisters I have?" But that time i was stunned that his best insult was calling me leaf boy... so I said, "Well I only recall making 3 of them." and then he yells, "That's it! How would you like to be shot? I going to go to the gunstore and shoot you!" I was kinda laughing because we don't have a gunstore or something like that where I live. So I'm like, "No you can't, I still have your moms credit card" And he's like, "WHEN I'M OLDER, I'M GANA BUY AN AK 47 AND SHOOT YOU!" So when I got home, I told my mom how he was being a queer with his gun threats and such. But then I forgot how overprotective my mom was. She called my school and told them. My school called the police. They came and told the kid to write on a piece of paper what he said to me. He wrote, "I am going to shoot Khawner with an AK 47 by buying a gun at the gunstore" So they took him to a "specail" hospital. My mom told me the next day. I was really shocked because I thought that was pushing it. So I felt a bit guilty...until I got to school. Everyone was cheering for me in gym class and all the girls are really happy. They must have hated him as much as I do. Today is gana be a great week. :)

At 10/10/07 05:11 PM, StolenTactics wrote: Dude this kid is so BA I would give this kid a helmet and see if the helmet explodes and if it does I would lay down a mat and worship him ....

lol

At 10/10/07 04:15 PM, XChainsawX wrote: I'd beat the shit out of him, it's not like scooter-riding Pokemon fanboys pose any threat in a fight.

But thats a problem. He thinks he's so great and challenges kids to fights, and when the fight is supposed to start, he doesn't show up. Once he even sent his 5th grade sister to take his place 0_o

At 10/10/07 04:31 PM, spiderman555 wrote: Please tell me you are in elementary school cause if i were u and i wasnt in elementary school, I'd probably die of laughter right then and there. Wait, no, even if this kid is in the 4th grade i would still laugh my ass off.

Unfortanutly, him and I are in the seventh grade.

At 10/10/07 04:40 PM, spiderman555 wrote: srry for double post but, khawner, why the hell are u complaining about pokemon if youve made two movies about Pokemon?? Uhhhh, are u sure this isn't you in denial?

Both of the movies were requested. But I'll admit, I like the game, I just hate those fucking cards/the show.

If someone said this to you, " I'm tottaly badass. I have all the pokemon cards AND I rode my scooter without a helmet," what would you do?

I had to post this. Some kid who thinks he's the coolest in our school said this when I told him to stop acting like he's a badass. What's most emmbarisin, he wasn't being sarcastic...o_o

hey, I made a Pokemon Commercail if you want to see it.

http://media.putfile.com/Pokemon-Commerc ail

Some people didnt read that its not finished...

its not finished, but its a start. I'm working on this with Rogerregorroger. He is goign to voice act for me :D

I tried to draw mostly in his style so tell me what you think.

http://media.putfile.com/Pokemon-in-3-Mi nutes

At 9/30/07 03:54 PM, XD0042006 wrote: No they just form up the body. Cells, Tissue, Organs, and Organ systems. Now if you thought of the body as a city then I guess they would be considered a population...Or more of a civilization.

thank you for not going off topic to osmoses Jones.

Blood Cells are alive, geneticly similar to each other, and can be found in the same location (your body)

Are these cells a population?

At 9/27/07 02:35 AM, MysticShinHanKu wrote: yeah, not bad. Definitely need some better lip syncing and the voices were humorous. Not bad

But you spelled "insanely" wrong :p Make sure to check your spelling when large words appear on the screen unless it is noticeably done on purpose such as 1337 or something. Good luck. Submit when you've sprooced it up a bit.

I will.

At 9/26/07 08:26 PM, peanutfoot932 wrote:

At 9/26/07 05:39 PM, Khawner wrote: Should I submit it when its done? Or is it to stupid?

Definitely worthy. Submit it once finished.

ok :D I am definitly without another thought submitting this when its finished. Thanks for changing my mind everybody! :)

At 9/26/07 06:51 PM, 10JD wrote: improve the GFX a bit, but the part with burning people was funny!

thnx :D

At 9/26/07 06:03 PM, Yeury wrote:

At 9/26/07 06:00 PM, Khawner wrote:

At 9/26/07 05:59 PM, Yeury wrote: i think you should! it made me chuckle here and there!

really? Ok, mabye I will.

just make sure to make it a little long(like 2-3 minutes longer) so that it won't get blammed.

Yeah don't worry, thats just a clip. I think it will be about 2-3 minuts long.

Yeah, I think I will submit it :)

At 9/26/07 05:59 PM, Yeury wrote: i think you should! it made me chuckle here and there!

really? Ok, mabye I will.

Yeah, I'm working on a flash movie for school, and it's pretty stupid. So I was wondering if I should submit it to newgrounds when its done. Here's the basic storyline.

The characters are quotation marks. They have to be since thats what the I.L.A prooject is about. So basicaly, the main character is a quotation mark....>_>
So it seems kinda stupid to submit a really odd school project movie. So just watch this clip.

http://media.putfile.com/The-Puncuation-
from-across-the-Nation

Should I submit it when its done? Or is it to stupid?

Depends, did you try your hard enough to convince her you really liked her? Did she get the message loud and clear and make a fully informed decision? If so than yes, move on but be civilized about it, no regrets, you did good kid. You'll do better the more you try.

Ok...then its over...I guess I will just have to find someone else.

She said that she doesn't want to go out with anyone yet...I'm assuming thats just another exuse so she doesn't have to date me. Do I just give up now?

Now she says she doesn't like me because she can't trust me....what do I do now?

At 9/20/07 10:14 PM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote:

At 9/20/07 10:13 PM, Khawner wrote: She finaly responded. She said,"How do I know you like me?"

WTF?!?!? Someone help me...

tell her that you wanna talk with her tommorow. and do so. ask her tommorow. irl. not on the intrawebs. you fap

ok, I will.

I tried to ask her in person, but I got detention and had to stay after. Then I tried to call her, but she didnt know it was me because I was calling from my parents office so she didnt pick up. So she was on aim, and that was all i could do.