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At 12/16/07 12:13 AM, Carbon wrote:

At 12/16/07 12:07 AM, Khawner wrote:

WellI'm actually 13...its in my profile. Or...

So, In other words, yes?

I don't even know anymore.

At 12/15/07 11:59 PM, Jynxxx wrote: "Ow he hit me."
"Go back to reading"

Are you fucking 10?

WellI'm actually 13...its in my profile. Or I could have just put that in my profile to make it seem like I'm 13 when in reality I'm 7 years old and logged on here with my moms email. OR I might want people to think I'm 7 because in reality I'm a 52 year old rapist who makes up crappy stories to make it seem like I'm to young for newgrounds. Or I could be telling the tru- I'm not even gana say it.

Or mabye I will

At 12/15/07 11:41 PM, Lagatag wrote: To everyone who says sign up date is important to making intelligent posts...

Exhibit A

If you paid attention, I was obviously trolling.

Or I could just be saying I'm trolling so people forget that I was secretly lying to them.

Or I could just be telling people that this story is a lie to avoid people thinking I'm trolling.

Or I could be trolling because I have no life.

or i could tell people I have no life so then people would not expect a troll.

But people with no lives troll all the time.

BUT I COULD JUST BE SAYING THAT TO CONFUSE YOU!

OR I COULD JUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH...pssh yeah right.

I rock at making things complicated.

At 12/15/07 11:33 PM, Infinite-one wrote:

At 12/15/07 11:13 PM, Khawner wrote:

Tottaly worth it.

I bet you think you're so badass.

Not really. The feeling isn't as great when you just kick someone in the balls and hide behind a desk.

Throwing books is hardcore.

Ok, all this crap on the forums that says GOD ISNT REAL! BLAH BLAH BLAH

and NOEZ! GOD IS REAL YOU NEWBE!

NO! HE ISNT REAL!!!!1111

All this fighting is pointless. Really pointless. I am christian, and even the GOD IS REAL threads piss me off. You know why? Because it accomplishes nothing.

I know how you athiest guys are. Most of your are really intelligent, and Super natural events are just stupid made up storys to you. And then there's the over protective christians....

Here's the thing. Everytime either a christian or a Athiest is givin a question that they can't prove is right/wrong, they will make a bullshit excuse. Because that'a all you really can do. But the thing is, telling someone over and over that God is/isn't real will not get it through there stubborn heads! Because they will go into denial.

Here's a case scenario: Breaking news has just become known around the world that the whole bible turned out to be a fictional story book made be a crazy methadict. So what are the Athiests going to do? Rub it all in the christians faces! But what are the christians going to do? Make up nullshit excuses because they will stay in denail, even when the whole world knows there wrong! Same thing with vice versa.

Breaking news! God came down to earth to say hello to a few people with his faithful chum, Jesus. They had a few sandwhiches at Mcdonalds and went back to heaven at 12:30.
Christians=Rub in Athiests faces
Athiests=Come up with Bullshit excuses.

So you see? Trying to prove God is/isn't real is just a waist of time. that is why I think all these religiouse threads should end. Because no matter how much proof you got, it will mean nothing. That's why I think all these religouse threads will stop.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go to bed so I'm not late for church tommorow.
:lol just kidding.

At 12/15/07 11:22 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: You are just plain awsome.
You like, got away with it and shit, even though the teacher would have almost certainly seen it.

No I didnt get away with it. I almost did, but then the teacher saw me throw the little book.

But I was close

This happened to me only a few days ago. So one of my friends (well, not really my friend, but he thinks I'm his friend) asked me if I liked his pictures. They were all drawings of anime chicks, which he traced off pictures he printed off of the computer. I know this because he showed me those too o_0....anyways....

I tell them there ok despite being traced he claims they weren't traced, but that he was starring at them while he was drawing them. I said, "Ok, there good pictures despite you starring at them while drawing." And he suddenly yells, "What? The only reason you don't like these anime chicks is because you can't draw them yourself!" I just said, "No, I just prefer real girls over time wasting drawings." He just says, "Heh, you just don't like anime chicks because your not intrested in girls all together because you like men." and his friend is like, "OOOOOOOH! DUDE YOU GOT BURNED!!!!

I was pretty pissed, not cause he said that, but because the diss really sucked ass. So I said, "You have to be fucking kidding me. I could crap out a better diss than that. And if you think that having no life, being overweight, and having the ability to draw anime chicks makes you superior, than go on, live life. Because when you older, and you have no money, no friends, and your living in the streets, atleast you can say, "Well, atleast I have anime pictures to jack off to!" Thats when the dumbest thing happened. He replies, "I jack off to YOUR MOM!" and as expected, his friend says, "OOOOOOOH! OMG! BURNN!!!!"

wow....just wow. I decided to give up, after I kicked him in the nuts and he fell over. :D

I kicked him in the nuts, kinda jabbed him in the stomach, and dived behind a desk. And when he told the teacher. She looked over at me, and saw i was 5 desks away from him and couldn't have possibly touched him. She told him to get back to reading and it was awesome.

But then I got in trouble because he threw a pencil at me, so I threw my book at him. :(

Tottaly worth it.

At 12/15/07 10:46 PM, Tyrant12 wrote: They're

I was trying to be funny so I spelled it wrong

PARADOX

You know what pisses me off? People who think there funny when there not. If someone thinks there funny and they are funny, I don't care though. Why hassel with thr truth right? But people who can't except the fact that they arn't funny just really pisses me off.

Like for example: My brother and I drove by (our mom was driving us) these houses with blow up frostys. One of them fell over and it looked like he was throwing up. So my brother says, "Heh...looks like frosty had a to much eggnog this christmas." Our entire family chuckled. Then he says, " No really, I mean a lot, seriously" We all kinda gave a pity laugh. Then he says, " Like the inside of his body is melting." Nobody laughed. Then he says, "He's seriously dieing, what the heck?" So now I'm like, "Ok it was funny the first time" and you know what he does? He repeats the whole joke over again. Nobody laughs, I tell him to shut up but he wont.

And my brother isn't the only person who does this. People need to learn when enough is enough.

So there's this thing were you can plug in A bunch of things in at the same time. Like for an example: Lets say I have the Wii, 360, and PS3. When I want to play a different system, instead of hooking them up over and over, I just click the button on the plug in thing to switch to the different console. What is it called, because i want to ask for it for christmas.

man, I was like 4.I'm pretty sure it was either Super Mario Bros. Deluxe, Or Pokemon red.

Well, I did meet someone who played on the redsox.

And also, my dad met the secret service it was awesome.

He got stuck in an elevator with them when it broke. So the CIA guys broke though the top of the elevator and got out. The all had to take there jackets off because they had a bunch secret stuff in them. (And by that I don't mean weapons, I mean like a specific code I'm pretty sure) But they also had guns, so they put them all in this bag before they escaped so none of them would go off. After they got out, the gave everyone there jackets. So dad took his, but he accidently took one of the secret service guy's jacket. So dad was just walking, and this Secret Service guy started running after him and he didn't know why.

It was pretty awesome

But it happened years ago

Last I heard, Brittny Spears told me it was Getting The Fucking Overdose

No seriously, that movie really did kinda suck as a horror movie. I am going to share with you one of my most pathetic secrets ever to prove it.

I am scared of the dark. That's right. I'm 13 years old, and if I'm alone in dark, I get scared shitless, and the movie 1408 didn't scare me at all. Sure, it was intresting, but not that scary.

At 12/12/07 06:53 PM, UltimaMaster wrote: Lol Williwowza
Willawowza: Surprise!
Baddie 1: Wow
Baddie 2: It's beatuful
Baddie 3: Can I touch it?

That was on Futurama >_>

At 12/12/07 07:08 PM, spite-skater wrote: Williwowza! Use surpise attack, now!

ROFLMAO!

At 12/12/07 06:26 PM, XD0042006 wrote: Reading that game me deja vu...

how?

At 12/12/07 06:23 PM, Xavon wrote: He's WilliWowza. Do you really have to ask?

Well now that i think about it

Ok, my brother's (the one that's in the first grade) friends came over. They were my friends little brother and sister twins. The girl is nice and sweet, the boy is ok, but he hits you sometimes. Not out of anger, but for no reason. Anyways...

They were bored so they decided to play Super Heroes. The girl twin wanted me to play, so there I was...

"Ok," she said, "We have to come up with super hero names!" I said, "Ok, I'll be Super Fist! I can punch through titanium!" The girl twin said, "Ok, then I will be, SUPER JESSE MC AWESOME! I can fly and destroy people by touching them." Then the boy twin said, "Ok, then I'll be Williwowza! I can suprise people so badly, that they have a heartattack!"

...

Wow willi

Not only are you popular here, you have even reached out to kids!

How?

At 12/12/07 04:45 PM, piny1078 wrote: yep i like them with a side of fries!

WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMOn.

Not all caps

At 12/12/07 04:37 PM, Fantum wrote: Here I am!
Rock you like a hurricane!

I dont get it

At 12/12/07 04:32 PM, shadow00081 wrote: dude that sux. same thing happened to my friend last month :(

wow

You should've grabbed its tail.

SEE WHAT I DID THAR?!?

Buy a bannana, much cheaper.

It's been a month, and I can't frontpage post. why? I posted on frontpage november 7, and now that I want to it still wont let me.

I can't wait to see your comments

What? of course this isn't a bump.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 4321

I finally finished my newgrounds poopalooza! Tell me what you think of it.

"Oh noes! I just took a big heaping shit on the wall, so i'm wiping it up with george bushes face. Oh well, maybe now he will learn to like the taste and start eating it. But first, i'd better get the troops out of Iraq or the universe will be destroyed!"

That is just like that time I was forced to watch the golden compass...

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

At 12/8/07 09:39 PM, gigit wrote: I know what you mean. One time a friend and I were walking home from school, and there was this bit of the pavement where the curb was higher than the rest of the paving slabs. Out of habit or whatever, I was walking along the raised curb, balancing my way along. This little girl who looked about five or six ....

Yeah, that's gotta suck