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No need to understand that.

Congrats, U won a ticket for a 2 hour long horse ride in west Sahara nera to some rebel village. ye. So if u don`t need this ticket u can always give it to me. :D

Hello, my name is Peter, friends used to call me Kembry.
I live in forest with my brother Bob and Carl. I love to go hunting, and make yellow drawings on the snow. But there are days when I feel lonely, there is none to play with because both of my big brothers usualy, go for a fishing trip and right now is the time when I am alone and got no ideas what to do.
Soon my internet connection will be offline, because of those big hamsters I mean beavers. Argh.
Reading this thread I was imagining things what I could get, like those big birds with humans inside them or some saop to clean my ********, I don`t know it isn`t necesary what I get, I just want to have some fun, like all of u guys.

With love Kembry from the Borrowasa village.

FUCK CENSORSHIP !

Hey man, I am sad to say that but we already picked Walros.
I remebemer u from Game jam , we worked together.
Maybe some day we could join together and make some flash game, I got lots of ideas, just need someone who say`s DO IT.

P.S THREAD IS DEAD !

I am always ready to make some new stuff, but I cannot find any help from programmers.
But for pico day I got some stuff to finish.

Double post- Maybe after Nj there is someone who could hep us out- PROOGRAMMEEEER ?

What are u talking about ? Are u a programmer ? NO ? than leave please !

MATE, READ MORE ABOUT IT AND THAN CALL IT ILLUMINATI !
THAT`S THIRD EYE, I SEE NO SAINT OF ILLUMINATI, EVEN THEY USE THAT SYMBOL IT ISN`T THEIR SYMBOL.
YOUR TALKING ABOUT MANIPULATIONS, MAN EVERYTHING IS UNDER PROGRAM, SO WE ARE MANUPILATING WITH EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME/ CAPS LOCK POWER

CLICK HERE TO SEE SAMPLES

got plenty of stuff from Game jam, I would love to put it all in one game.

Rules:
1) Need to make it fast, maybe this week.
2)U can use BOX2D.
3)Type of a game - platformer, highscore
4)Physics
5)Graphics
6)OOP experience
7)Knowledge of input
8)AS3

Someone ?

HERE IS SOME STUFF FROM THE GAME

SAMPLE SAMPLE SAMPLE

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kam ikaye/lucid-dream-world-game-jam
(BACKGROUND ART)

Also I can make much more stuff, but it isn`t very necesary, the main thing is to finish tis project.

Fuck u , november 23, common.
:D
I thought deadline is before christmass, shit.
But I still want to participate, Can I ? :D

NOOO, U CANT

DELETE IT TOM, and I don`t even get it why our programmer submitted this.
Woke up and saw this in portal, I wasn`t really happy at all.

Alright guys, I see that there is a lot of very beautiful and entertaining games, but I will try them a bit
later. Because I am worried that we didn`t made a game. I felt like programmer fooled us. So If someone from Game Jam is interesting to help us finish our game, it would be awesome, you can read more in my page or just pm me.

And congrats to all the teams who worked hard on this and made some trippy shit.

There is always someone who gets LOST in the end of the game jam.

Wow a lots of news, our team is doing well, I hope we will get in time. :)

TEAM ELLISON, KEEP ALL THE FILES IN SECRET CONTAINER !

I apreciate your comments and you really helped me, I will tell it to my teacher and I think that it is going to work out, because he said that he has electriv drum set. So it wouldn`t be a problem. That`s true about human sense, but sometimes it is just too hard to listen to everything, your mind hears it but u cannot understand every sound if it is goes straight in rhytm or it doesn`t. But still ofcourse human senses are brilliant. We just need to train them. Also thanks for all of those programs you wrote. I will check them out. I think that I don`t even have to download them , because my friend is Dj and he has many of them. When I made this post I thought there wouldn`t be anyone who could help me out, because it sounds just too difficult. But now I will just trust in piratism and will try some of those programs. :) Thanks a lot.

Hello all of u Negwrounders.
My drum teacher is searching for a good an expierenced programmer, who could help him out. I don`t have a full info of what he really want to make, but it is ging to be something with sounds.

So those who are intersted listen up:

He is making a an exam program for his students and like all of the exam programs, they got some system wich check all of the answers, so to make human work much easier.
He is a drum teacher , so it means it is a bit diFferent.

Here is something what he want`s to create with ur(some programmer) help.
Like example

1) Student sit downs to his drum set.
2) He gets a paper with notes and rhytms.
3)He start`s to play them.
NOW LISTEN UP
Here is the tricky part.(Wich shouldu be by programmer)
4)Microphone, or just cable from drum set to pc, records the sound.
5)Some kind of a program shows Rudiments (link to wikipedia).
6) When student finish his exam, teacher will be able to see all his mistakes in the computer by checking recording. And it wouldn`t be possible to hear everything just by ur senses. That is why his idea was to make something like that.

I know it sounds very difficult, but maybe there is some person who understood what I am talking about. And so mayb that person could just write a comment or pm me and later we could talk more about it. Also I have no idea how much is could cost, but money wouldn`t be a problem ($MONEY$)

Tom , Listen ! I got a deal.
I give u some killos of potatoes and u put my artwork of dicks in some corner of that calendar, it could be an eastern egg. YO.

P.S Potatoes taste good, REAL Latvian country side potatoes !

I loved drawing Edd naked, and now I can draw both of them naked, shit, this contest is awesome, like some guy said, penis drawing time :) yea !

At 10/19/11 05:07 AM, crow342 wrote: Madness!!!!!

That`s talent what can I say !
How long time does it took to make this lovely piece ?

What is pumpkin ? Can I carve someones head ?

Suxho, I would love to try some acid and look on your art work inside some calendar page, NICE ONE !

Hello.

DRAW A Psycho cutting off someones face with a SPOOOOOOooOoOoOooOoOoOOOOoOn. YO.

It is not so bad, I like the drawing and colors, but the problem is that you could do some touch ups , because it is still easy to see sketches under it. And also about that frame on the wall, it looks strange, maybe it could be a bit more down and that would make effect that it is behind the chair. Right now it doesn`t look right. But good job and keep doing stuff like this.

jouste, your style is cheating :D

9DAYS MORE TO DRAW SOME DICKS. WOOOHOOO I LOVE U TOM.

seriousy, I could do something nice, but I am not sure, maybe more dicks than before.

And about hd drawing, I had a problems to upload it and that is why it isn`t in hd.

At 10/6/11 08:34 PM, Nae wrote:

At 10/4/11 10:03 PM, sucho wrote:

At 10/4/11 07:10 AM, Kembry wrote: HOAAH, HERE IS MY ENTRY !

plz win

LMAO!!! ...I don't care what they say, that's going on the back cover!! :P

at least on my copy! lol!!!!

High res link, please!!!

Guys it is impossible to win a page in calendar with this kind of a dicks, I even didn`t won previous year with my drawing (wich was pretty nice). So to win with dicks, I dunno maybe. Still , Tom if you hear me, please accept these dicks and let all those people around the world see them. Because that just isn`t fair for them. So many characters icnluded in this calendar, but dicks , dicks shoudl be in the first page man. THEY ARE OUR FUTURE ! /OK thats enough, I will go make some cocktail to drink in in my planes cockpit.

YE TOM WE NEED MORE TYIME SO I COULD ALSO MAKE SOMETHING NICE NOT JUST PENIS.