Why is that you ask? First of all, let me say that I am not a Mario hater. I spent many hours on my Nintendo playing the classic Mario games, (Super Mario Bros. 1, 2 and 3) many more hours playing Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo and even more hours on my Gameboy playing Super Mario Land. But then Mario is Missing came along, and it sucked. Hard. No big deal, just a small misstep right? Even Megaman has bad games, this isn't a big deal. But it was a big deal. After Mario is Missing, there came Mario's Time Machine. Sucked. Hotel Mario,Mario Teaches Typing, Mario Teaches Typing 2, Mario Game Gallery? They all sucked! It seems like all Mario is good for now is mooching off of Luigi in party minigame collections and making cameo appearences in Brawl. And yet, for some reason, people still buy crappy Mario games, and until they stop, Nintendo is gonna keep pumping out crappy games and laughing all the way to the bank. Mario needs to die because he's lowered the standards for gaming quality. Oh, and I vote they kill him by making a game called Koopa (NOT Bowser) were you get to kill Mario.