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At 11/7/04 02:20 AM, I_am_DaMiEn wrote:

At 11/7/04 02:16 AM, elibom wrote: say: "$50 an hour"

not a bad idea... lol... (does that mean how much id be chargin or visa versa?)

heh heh heh...

At 11/7/04 01:08 AM, Sheck wrote: that 20 percent can be really beautiful. i like ethnic girls

what the hell is an ethnic girl?

say: "$50 an hour"

At 11/5/04 02:58 AM, ManateeGod wrote: Try this one. It's more of a paradoxial puzzle, but it works.
The sons are to inherit their fathers car collection. The Eldest gets half, the middle child gets a quarter, and the youngest gets a sixth. All the cars are to be divided among the sons like so.
There is a small problem: Their father had eleven cars. Also, he spicifically stated that all the rations must be whole (ie, no cutting up cars). The sons were in a dilemma about this, as half of 11 was 5.5.
They agreed to call their father's lawyer, who was in charge of the vehicles, and he drove over as quickly as he could. When he arrived, he took a quick look at the situtation, thought about it for a moment, then devided up the cars as though there was no trouble at all. He then drove off to his next appointment,

How did the lawyer manage the divide the cars up fairly, so each son got what he was entitled to?

I think I've seen this exact same thing but the cars are sheep and the lawyer is a neighbor or something.

You give one of the cars to the lawyerr then divide the cars evenly, And now the lawyer gives the 11th car to the 3rd son or keeps it. I forget.

At 11/5/04 02:53 AM, ForNoReason wrote:
fi... wait nevermind... is? I dont get it...

wrong.. (and, what's not to get? you have to find the opposite of if)

Another riddle:

What is the opposite of "if "

I have a riddle:

Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they?

My guess is (funny I don't know the answer to my riddle) atoms or matter.

I can't get higher than 32.. :(

Masturbating man-whore who loves to fist-fuck nipples?!?!

Everything seems in order..

Im in and none of you can stop me.. and if you tried it wont matter cuz im going to bed as soon as i send this.

i love negima.. all the chicks love him exept that one girl.. lucky little kid.

pisses in his mouth then farts in it too, puts hand over mouth to make you swallow it.

draw me! thx.. lol

At 9/4/04 11:58 PM, Cridict wrote: i know but can't you just say someone?

i don't know her name

does it have to be a real girl or can they be cartoon or what?

anyway.. i say that one girl from that one movie. im serious

At 9/4/04 11:47 PM, DingleberryClock wrote:

At 9/4/04 11:46 PM, elibom wrote: i searched for inuyasha, and i found this.

GOT BALLZ?

??

i searched for inuyasha, and i found this.

i searched for elibom, a word i used to think i made up when i was like 8... or maybe im just so popular and i have influence on people. anyways here it is. i "crossed hatched" it. i post the un-"cross hatch" one soon. let's just say i had to do some editing to post it here.

thx i appriciate the help
but the drop box only contains

all files
.psd

i changed settings, that i unchecked "hide file extensions" and when i replace the .psd with .gif it won't work anymore.

note: im trying to convert my image ready animation into .gif

note:i have adobe image ready and photoshop.

i am trying to create an animated picture (i saved all the pics a .gif) and when i use image ready it only lets me use one picture. i cant figure out how i can import another picture. help is appreciated.

here

At 8/27/04 11:59 PM, BaseballClock wrote: Stop smoking that weed.

lolz

At 8/27/04 11:56 PM, scottmale24 wrote: its called the michael jackson syndrome. which is sometimes followed by the reverse michael jackson syndrome.

Hence:
black -> white
white -> black

lol

At 8/27/04 11:50 PM, sfgiant wrote: I had about $3056 dollars In there!!

wtf r u going to a baseball game with that kind of $$$?

At 8/27/04 11:37 PM, TheDepthsofHell wrote: lmao...he needed it more then you did. lmao. how did he get it? he reached for it? lmao. wat u do? hand it to him? lmao

lmao

call your credit card place and tell them theres been a fraud

At 8/27/04 07:55 PM, ilikepie1919510 wrote: CAN SUM1 LZ friggin gimme a link 2 dl flash 4 free

uhh...

NO

i didn't think tom was that old

i can go back to where im meant to be
the cali state penitentary
dont start shit wit me
cuz youll cease to see
what its like to be breathin
u want something, i be seethin,
with anger, i be foamin
at the mouth, it look like rabies
look out, he goin crazy
maybe, just maybe
i let u free so u can see ur baby

word