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Who is your mother trying to convince: herself or your teacher?

My lamp is now upside down...why?

Because it's not opposite day.

Oh jeez...I totally missed out on this one girl I should have kissed.

It goes like this...I meet her...we hang out (talk)...we walk...we get high together...then we end up at my pad.
So, at my pad we were just chillin, watchin some t.v...and we do this for a while. Until I get bored and horny. So, I grab her hand and lead her into the bathroom...Somehow we end up sexing (not intercourse, just foreplay and the like) and while I was fingering her...damn, you should seen her face. her eyes were closed, her mouth was just perfect. So, after I finished, (she came :D), I rub my face on hers (butterfly kisses)...man I should have kissed her.

damn...I fucked up...oh well

My list:

(nothing)

Sad I know...there is nothing I love.

i lol'd

Ah, the art of a good convo...where hast thou been?

I can relate to the OP in the sense that I agree that stupidity can be defined/measured by your ability to hold a conversation pertaining to abstract/arcane fields of nature or science. I myself desperately need to converse in intellectually articulate, thought-provoking, mind-stimulating conversation.

Who else besides me reads Shakespeare for fun and to kill time? Not many people.

Most people can't cope with the sudden inquiry of abstract nature; like others have said they become complacent and dull and will resume to the safety bubble of meaningless babble that they are so well accustomed to. I myself enjoy a good conversation about the stars, time, nature and science. I don't know how to find the area of a triangle or what the square root of 93 is...but this is information we can find on the internet or solve with using tools.

The intellectual is a rare breed. I know, I know it seems like I'm just reiterating what others have said...plus, I'm not so smart myself. I'm smart. I'm clever. But not enough, if you know what I mean.

Why are subjects such as dreams, "The creation of the universe, The definition of a soul, the possibility of life on other planets, psychology of the human mind etc." so taboo in society?

Why would this be? Do people fear that little spark of imagination? Are they dim? What could it be?

"want to sit on my lap?"

yeah, i was an idiot back then...

how could you land on the moon if it's covered with water ???

perhaps you'd sink or float or something

Bro, that story was painful...

I dislike humanity period...everyone always seems to know something. And I think, if you know something tell wtf it is !!! I'm sick of guessin anymore...

yehhh

I used to think beyonce was pronounce bounce...

Am I an idiot?

This post is a failed attempt to say something humorous as well as clever in regards to the original post.

sad story bro.

What? No video?

No, not really - just curious...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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Hippie

You are 43% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

Holy shiiiiiii-

Maybe you just don't understand women? They love to be treated like dirt.

Treat them like you would your mom, which works in my case since I'm an asshole to my mom.

Recently I had this dream where I was running away from some people who were chasing me...I was in a large building, more of a castle enviroment yet it had inventory like in a store...I dunno.
Anyway, there was this one room, kinda look like it was stocked with travel brochures, and one of them was a 'portal' into a land of floating/falling mattresses and heart pieces (from zelda, lol) so I jump into this 'portal' to escape and start collecting as many heart pieces as I can, then somehow they catch me, must of reached into the 'portal' and grabbed me...then dream shift.
I'm at a beach now with some people, and I'm going to go surfing, yay! So I go, and theres a dock and a line (for some reason) where you must sign in to be on the list to surf. So I sign in and get in line...now I'm in the water (I cut in line, haha) with my sponge surfboard that floats, I have some difficulty getting into the deeper water, I dunno why, maybe cuz it's my sponge surfboard? Anyways, I see the wave I wanna catch coming up, so I start paddling, I'm not alone, there's someone else with a real surfboard and I think to myself that's the kind of surfboard I want...and poof! I have one now. So I'm catching this wave and I stand up to surf it, and I am thrashin :)
Now I'm nearing shore, and the wave is curling up over me, the people in the line are like making bets that I wouldn't last long, but I did, I showed them! I still fell but that's cuz the beach was small (wide tho)...So I guess I learned how to surf from my dream!

In another dream, I was in a classroom and it was my birthday, I'm surrounded by friends and the teacher calls on me (I'm supposed to say something now) anyway one of my classmates didn't hear and he kept talking...ducktales and such...anyway I say all loud and obnoxious "Cool story bro" and everybody just laughed and I felt good inside. Yeah...

Just do it. Like nike.

I think california right now is like an experiment, they wanna see how the state does given the option to decriminalize marijuana and from there who knows...maybe other states will follow.

I basically is legal in some parts over here.

If the messege was fake, you should have seen some gray text saying that the messege was NOT legit.

I know this from experience. XD

6 is the number of man... so, 666 must mean... something, I dunno.

At 7/28/09 12:36 AM, Bacchanalian wrote: Where is this even coming from? That you would need permission from me to believe something is not a stance I have been holding nor acting upon.

What a poetic way of saying "I can believe whatever I want, because everything is subjective." It's too bad everything holds a social context as well - as we humans are social creatures.

It is not a "poetic way" of saying anything. It is just as I wrote.

The fact that you debate me, and that you presume that I think I hold authority over your mind, is evident that you seek permission, and in cases where you cannot get it, nullify it by invoking the "it all comes down to me anyway" argument.

You are creating something out of nothing...which I happen to find brilliant, but utterly distasteful in delivery seeing as how you perceive my words to be.

Worse yet, you argue that you have faith in yourself, but spew axioms which you expect to be taken objectively - as if anything that, when challenged, can only be defended by "faith in oneself," has ANY relevance to anyone else.

Yes. Believe in yourself. That's at least requisite to believing you alone exist. But then, how you can possibly rationalize communication is beyond me.

I alone exist. Thank you. I believe our communications are now over.

R U freakin serious? WTF...

It means nothing...I was just making a point.

So to say, I can believe without your permission.

My faith is what guides me, for, it is not a faith into any substitute but a faith of myself.
I believe in myself, and this gets stronger with the passing of times.

Finicky much?

I would define label as to being more descriptive and opinionated of thought, and not so much as a matter of fact name. Which is really how labels (in this sense) are commonly used.

We can label a dog to be somber, but it is still a dog.

You can call me whatever you want...I am still me.

Faith through knowing is belief.
Knowing through faith is true belief.

Like I said, I do not have faith in deities or idols or anything else.
I believe in nothing, in zero, in infinity.

I think that atheism is for the people that do not have faith in deities.
Which, technically, is what atheism is.

Then I have the thought, am I atheist? I do not have faith in deities...
I don't believe in certain things, and seeing as how all the truths we cling to, depend greatly on our point of view. It makes sense to label me atheist.

I am not atheist, however. I am not agnostic nor any other label that you can place on me. I just believe.

I am a true believer.

That's why.

At 7/23/09 09:53 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 7/22/09 10:25 PM, keioss01 wrote:

At 7/22/09 06:49 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: Opinions?

I don't think so.

...Can you expand on that? And perhaps include the question in your answer, since "I don't think so" can refer to just about anything?

Ok, you were saying "Why is the rank Commander-In-Chief granted to the president, and not instead, its own independent title belonging to the militant class?"

Or something like that anyway..

Commander-In-Chief is the perfect rank for the Executive head, because that's what our founding fathers, have come to the same conclusion of. That the president and senate have the right to determine whether or not to wage war, this being a subject of morality and the well-being of our nation and not based on actual military warfare tactics.

Does not the future exist beyond a shadow of a doubt? Even though, technically, it is infinitely intangible?

Presupposing that we acknowledge the "future" must happen at some period in time or other, we must definitively point out, for our own sakes, that this "future" is some distant event set in irreversible motion beyond any free-will to unmistakably "happen".

Thus, we can conclusively argue "existence is intertwined with time, space, free-will, and fate."
So far, we have not truly answered the grand question "Do we exist?"

I say no, we don't exist... life is but a dream.

So row your boat.

God faps to hentai.

Then you would have to define what exactly it means to exist.

And that my friend, is improbable.