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Author Search Results: 'kaywire'

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1.

Shouting

Topic: African Woman Sitting on a Totilet

Posted: 11/22/09 01:07 PM

Forum: General

Rofl African Woman Raps about sitting on a toilet...while actualy sitting on it , With a sick ending !

She is so much better than Soulja Boy...Seriously give it a few weeks she will get her first hit single.
Sittin on a Totilet

African Woman Sitting on a Totilet


2.

Happy

Topic: My stupid fucking cat bit me.

Posted: 11/22/09 12:47 PM

Forum: General

This Technique works everytime and i promisse the cat would be the perfect kitty after this.

1. Grab its Jaw
2. Pull The Jaw down as far as possible
3. Stuff its mouths with shattered glass
4. Poure water in there
5. Smash its jaw down and smash the cat against the floor a couple of times.
6. Rip the jaw out.
7. Good kitty.


3.

Elated

Topic: Education

Posted: 11/22/09 12:04 PM

Forum: General

"Women were given more rights"

Its funny cause women have NOrights.


4.

None

Topic: Special Video Fx Help !

Posted: 11/22/09 11:54 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 11:44 AM, PoliticolMasterpiece wrote: How to forum.

Im not asking HOW to apply the effects im asking somebody to find me a link.

not HOW TO find a link.

Smartass

5.

Resigned

Topic: Special Video Fx Help !

Posted: 11/22/09 11:27 AM

Forum: General

Well, I use Sony Vegas Pro and i pretty much know everything there is to know about it as i have been using it for over a year now. I would like a Special FX package of some sort but they all seem to cost a good bit of money. Does anyone know of a website that has some actual good Special FX that are royalty free or something of the sort ?


6.

None

Topic: new users=fab?

Posted: 11/20/09 05:58 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 05:52 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote:
At 11/20/09 05:51 PM, TrippingBallsYo wrote:
At 11/20/09 05:46 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Literally the first thing I noticed.

Outlined a suspicious figure in the clouds.
DOOMCOCK.
wtf this is a perfect example people

you seem to either be a 10 year who loves pokemon or just have the troll qualitys, as this thread seems childish as if I decided to change to "light" I would automaticaly become a quality poster.


7.

None

Topic: new users=fab?

Posted: 11/20/09 05:51 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 05:48 PM, speakerlight wrote: Can't we just except them for who they are? It's not like they're hurting anyone and it looks kinda cute if I say so.

Apparently faggotry looks cute now.


8.

None

Topic: new users=fab?

Posted: 11/20/09 05:47 PM

Forum: General

Dark rapes all.


9.

Winking

Topic: Ad Blocking = Stealing (?)

Posted: 11/01/09 07:13 AM

Forum: General

I Havent got Adblocker and i never used it.

I see Ads on Newgrounds and i am not going to Fuckingclick on them so eat shit.


10.

None

Topic: Snuggies gets its ass pwned

Posted: 10/31/09 07:45 PM

Forum: General

Haha , That made me want to pay twice as much for that car now !

Surprised it isnt banned yet.

11.

None

Topic: Stupid dolls?

Posted: 10/31/09 07:25 PM

Forum: General

At 10/31/09 07:20 PM, StrangelyMauled wrote:
At 10/31/09 07:19 PM, kaywire wrote: Try and resist the Fred doll!!!

Hell Yea !
I swear to God, if that is real...

Have a look at the banner..Then click no it and order away

http://www.youtube.com/user/fred


12.

Elated

Topic: Stupid dolls?

Posted: 10/31/09 07:19 PM

Forum: General

Try and resist the Fred doll!!!

Hell Yea !

Stupid dolls?


13.

Expressionless

Topic: I Watched Hostel 1,2 and Saw 1-6

Posted: 10/31/09 07:03 PM

Forum: General

I have now seen the whole of the Saw collection.

And watched all 6 of them just today sarting since early morning.

I have also watched both Hostel 1 and 2.

And i have to say...Watching people get tortured in the most screwed up ways possible all day really does some crazy shit to you.

I actualy feel really sick...and just whoa.

So newgrounds what movie have you watched or going to watch this halloween ?


14.

Goofy

Topic: One of My Two Pumpkins!!

Posted: 10/27/09 02:10 PM

Forum: General

Mine has simmilar theeth but square eyes...Cant seem to get them even when they are circular.

But Mine is orange......


15.

None

Topic: The Rape Tunnel

Posted: 10/27/09 01:56 PM

Forum: General

At 10/27/09 11:55 AM, Magik-Waffle wrote: How is this legal?

Its magnificent...Trully a wok of a genius !


16.

None

Topic: Life with two heads

Posted: 10/27/09 10:24 AM

Forum: General

At 10/27/09 09:39 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote:
At 10/27/09 08:53 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Some background information on the twins

they have two spines, which join at the pelvis, two hearts and stomachs, three kidneys, two gall bladders and four lungs. They share one liver and ribcage and a nervous system. Below the waist all organs including intestines, bladder and reproductive organs are shared. Each twin controls one side of the body and they can play the piano, swim, ride a bike and take part in sports.
I wish I had a brother like that, conjoined exactly like the girls are. 'Twould be fucking awesome.

Lol I would play around with our penis all day and not let him jerk it off...Only i would jerk our penis.

I would also embarass my other half by getting the penis out everytime.


17.

None

Topic: Life with two heads

Posted: 10/27/09 08:43 AM

Forum: General

The legs ?

Im guessing one controlls one leg and the other, The other leg but There brain works together to make it work , the same with the arm.

This could get quiet interesting with the organs...Two heads require alot more power.

Do they have two hearts or one ? How many kidneys ?

When they eat , It must be quiet strange as one feels getting full while the other just eats away.


18.

Expressionless

Topic: Stat based games

Posted: 10/27/09 08:31 AM

Forum: General

Because Humans like Stats.

mmm....Stats.

Stat based games


19.

None

Topic: tankmen game

Posted: 10/27/09 08:30 AM

Forum: General


20.

None

Topic: Megabitch!

Posted: 10/27/09 08:28 AM

Forum: General

YOU BETTER BE MEXICAN...or spanish.

Cause im totaly buying you!

Megabitch!


21.

None

Topic: Cable TV makes me cry

Posted: 10/27/09 08:20 AM

Forum: General

Welcome to the 21st century we have internet.
We dont tend to watch TV anymore...We litteraly watch anything we want whenever we want.

You know how ?

www.google.com

and

www.youtube.com


22.

None

Topic: Megabitch!

Posted: 10/27/09 08:18 AM

Forum: General

Hows the weather down there....

I mean the place you live...like in whatever country you in..like you know ?

23.

None

Topic: Ever wanted to visit an Asylum?

Posted: 10/26/09 01:01 PM

Forum: General

At 10/26/09 12:58 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I'd love to go to an abandoned asylum and take photographs and maybe even film some clips - the atmosphere would be fairly eerie, but I think the ambience would be wondrous.

Now that i think about it fuck abandoned Asylums i want to go to Silent Hill or Chernobyl.

Abandoned Towns FTW !


24.

None

Topic: Ever wanted to visit an Asylum?

Posted: 10/26/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

At 10/26/09 12:52 PM, iJolly wrote: So have you ever wanted to VISIT an Insane Asylum? (Visit, not live.)
I mean.. Just to see people like, banging there heads against walls and to see people shitting in the floor.(That's hot it is, right?)

I want to visit an abandond Asylum at night with a freind so i can lock him in there forever......

Im not sick.

25.

None

Topic: "This man" in your dreams

Posted: 10/26/09 11:38 AM

Forum: General

Lol most of you are so gullible.

Its most likely a hype starter for the new upcoming movie which you just contributed to.


26.

None

Topic: Guy puts stuff on his head !!

Posted: 10/26/09 11:05 AM

Forum: General

At 10/26/09 11:04 AM, MrLuckDuck wrote: wow, he has some insane eyebrows ;-), rather dashing I must say.

In one of the videos....He doesnt blink.


27.

None

Topic: Guy puts stuff on his head !!

Posted: 10/26/09 10:56 AM

Forum: General

At 10/26/09 10:51 AM, Jerich0 wrote: I wonder what inspired this average joe to put random things on his head.

The voice.


28.

Happy

Topic: insult a nger, get arrested.

Posted: 10/19/09 01:58 PM

Forum: General

Cool...So yea now that i reallised for now its cool to beat the crap out of fat people im going to go and take my time before this become a Law.


29.

None

Topic: Buy Your Very Own Ball Sack !

Posted: 10/18/09 02:13 PM

Forum: General

K.

This is the Worst 2000th Post of the Century.

30.

None

Topic: Secret to happiness in life.

Posted: 10/18/09 02:02 PM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 01:58 PM, Falonefal wrote: Secret to happiness in life is a Girlfriend, I'm serious, girls can really cheer up your day both verbally and sexually.

Or just by being there for you :)

Girls better be another term for Sexy naked Steaming Men.


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