Nice trolling.

I knew this was all a lie as soon as the girl decided to talk to you in the bus stop and not ignore you.

So yeah, lovely story.

When I'm on dates, the bitches are all over me. They don't have time to listen to a cell phone ring, because I'm a great entertainer. All this is your problem for not being an interesting person, nerd.

Lol.

You have 9,210 posts. Hypocrite much? If you really were the anti "normal" people chatting with other people you'd be living in a rock alone away from all humans.

Face it, you need humans too, that's why you're here communicating with other humans.

So, you're not detached from humans. Plus you sound like you have a huge ego, because I bet nobody is looking at you, it's only a phase you're going through, kid. You'll get over it.

At 10/28/09 02:02 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/28/09 01:32 PM, Yorik wrote:

Apulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient.

You're an idiot if you think pulling out is a form of birth control.

Ever heard of pre-cum? It still contains semen you know.

I've no doubt this woman is on birth control pills and likely still gets men to wear condoms too. She's a smart girl apparently so she'd want to stay away from stds and the more she has sex the more at risk she is.

Pre-cum does not produce sperm cells!

In other words, the only way for pre-cum to have sperm cells is if there was semen left in the urethra that was later mixed with the pre-cum. This is very rare because you would have to mix the pre-cum very shortly after an ejaculation.

What the fuck?
That guy in the top hat looks like a rip off of Willi Wonka.

Violated his first amendment right? Hah!

Idiot, if he's a troll then he's not protected by freedom of speech.

You shoulda stuffed your cock in her mouth to prevent her germs from reaching you!

send $100 to my PayPal, because it's nothing to you.

Please newgrounds help me.

I was at the park this morning chilling with my girl friend on the grass. She was sitting on my lap not facing me and we were talking about random stuff for approximately 10 minutes.

I was simply there looking around at all the people and talking to Jane (my girl friend). That's when I noticed a bulge growing in my pants; a random boner.

Naturally I looked around some more out of instinct from getting random hardons. jane was sitting on me, so she was prone to feel my man rock growing under her bum. After a few seconds she turned quickly and locked her eyes on my eyes.

At this point I was the most unlucky guy in the planet; for those few seconds, because my eyes were turned at the direction of the 2 little girls jumping around in their little skirts and hanging from the monkey bars.

That is how fucked I am newgrounds, what are the odds??? So Jane jumped off me and called me a pervert out loud. I was completely shocked and she walked away from me and I just sat there going fuck... shamed as hell.

She called me about 45min ago telling me that she doesn't want to hang out anymore, basically dumping me.

SUMMARY:
1. girl friend sits on my lap @ park.
2. I get random boner, and look around.
3. she turns and sees me looking at 2 little girls.
4. she calls me a pervert and dumps me.

So at this point what are my options to win her back? I've got very little time spent with her since I kissed her 1 week ago and met her 1 month ago.

none.

because i dont have a vagina.

nvm here it is.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233227/

What?

bullshit... give me a source please.

At 9/22/09 09:38 PM, Chillee wrote: She's cute, can we see pictures of her cawk?

lol

i dont know BUT if youre going to use that -A as a high school credit then you should definitely go to your counselor.

that's why I only raise indoor dogs. they're always under my supervision.

"luckiest guy"

lol, are you a pedo? cause that's kinda weird man...

anyway congratulations on your child I hope you enjoy raising it.

vagina tasted like chicken..

At 9/19/09 04:07 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 9/19/09 04:04 PM, katyperryy wrote: burn a boot cd of vista to remove the admin password. simple task you noob.

He never reinstalled Windows on his computer, from the looks of his posts. Suggestion: read the whole fuckin' thread.

reinstall windows? wtf are you saying boy. using my method there is no need to reinstall windows. all you need is a CD that will remove the password from windows by selecting an account.

burn a boot cd of vista to remove the admin password. simple task you noob.

lol u too? i jack off to the camwhores 2 lol. or even to swimming pool advertisements where they have the family in the pool but dont worry i cover the husband and kids with my thumb lol to only jack off 2 the hot mom.

give hims sex. you selfish bastard.

as long as it has a pussy im good to go.

most of the ads say "massage" so what if she shows up and only wants to give a massage but you paid $300 for her LOL. so youre fucked pretty much.

why you linking porn?

tell her youd have sex with her. if she says yes then you won if she says no you still win because now youll enjoy raping her for breaking your heart.

wtf r u 12 or some shit?

get a life = get a real life social life.

lol wata pussy you cried?

i can tell why everybody hates you.

jeez look at his profile specs:

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Age/Gender: 13, Male
Location: Unicorn land
Job: rocking out

I crap tanks.
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this kid is a fucking freak lol.

on topic:
the girl: you shoulda made a move instead of day dreaming about you making a move on her.
the teacher: tell her you're going to correct it all once you get your thoughts set out. so when she shouts "thats wrong you retard kid" you yell " i know its a rough draft right now"

or let ur kid loving teacher put it in your pooper she/he will love you forever.

You're the idiot!

He said a simple bad word and you made a generalization of his whole race.

You must be an idiot if you can't tell them apart.