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-OOC. That's not how Kakuzu would react. He would say something like "How much do the drinks cost?" in a dark, stoic tone.
-The enter key is your friend, for the love of Jashin, use it.

I'd be happy to write and I don't want any reward

Evolution makes sense to me.

If I were to rip out the skulls of a human and another animal in the HOMO GENUS, the skull would have the exact same structure and existing primates have very, VERY similar bone structures. I am a mammal - not a bird, a reptile, etc. Also, if Creationism were true (creatures then humans) how do you explain this, a cross-species between a human and hamster, proving we are close relatives of rodents?

At 7/31/11 05:03 PM, Timchik wrote:

At 7/31/11 04:36 PM, KandyLover wrote: Stocking from Panty and Stocking is adorable.

I looked up the show. Cartoon? Seems like it should be an adult anime instead of a cartoon.

It is an anime. And plus, who said NOT to post anime pics? Not adult though, teen.

Stocking from Panty and Stocking is adorable.

At 7/30/11 03:41 AM, Captain-Carrion wrote: hi guys this is my awsome thred.

*Checks dictionary* Wait, what's a thred?

you hav to makee youur owne sonics charavcters and put them here.

What the heck? Owne? Makee? Youur? Charavcters?

the ruleas are

Tell me what a rulea is first.

-you hav to b origenal. i dont want any stupit looken knocofts

I'm doing a bad spelling counter. So far, 13.

.the art haz to b goood

15. Also, you already broke that rule.

/no cussin allowed cus my mom looks at my art progects and i am cristian

18.

thes is my sonic chracter. His name is speedo he is super duper fast, but he runs with his hands and can weaild all the keyblades from kigtom harts at once. he also is super powreful and no one can beat him cus he is the best one ever. he has super dark past and has 6 demun modes but also has angle mode and usef his pwoers for good not bad. he is not bad guy.

Speedo? Also, 28. Also, Gary-Stu.

his frend name is legs he is a mouse that can fly by flapping his ears.

29. What are you, 4?

This is my character; her name is Eclair and she loves sweets. She's a fox who specializes in spying, through deception mostly. She's a shapeshifter and that is her only power. She has no 'demon mode' or 'angel mode' or anything of the sort, she's just a shapeshifting fox. She's not related to any canon characters and doesn't have a romance OR a sibling relationship with any of them. She can be beat because A WHOLE LOT of canon characters are smarter AND stronger than her. She has average looks and isn't so beautiful that she totally pwnns Cream. She has no spin dash and can't fly. She only has one tail. She's flat chested and her hips are very close to being the same width as her waist. In speed, she's somewhere between Tails and Knuckles. She has a tendency, in fights, to act first, think second, and her sensibility out of fights doesn't stop it.

If you like boobs, ass and dick, find yourself a futanari. I suggest, for one, TheShadling's art. (Futanari = Chick with dick)

To all those saying 'doggy' it personally always was a hate of mine. I prefer to be in a more affectionate position in which the receiver and giver can see eachother's faces and easily kiss, which most of can be altered to no end.

Thanks guys! :D I did stop using paint. Now I'm using Sumo Paint 3.6.

This character here is Kelsey. She's a cute girl in my opinion and the blush is meant to imply that she's a bit perverted, and the eyes show determination. I love this character so much. I've had her since I was like, 6. But my drawings then were a bunch of crap scribbles so I'm not going to upload those.

Kelsey has a lot of emotional strength, courage and determination and sometimes a short fuse. She's also honest and forgiving. I find her cute and rather desirable, but that's just me.

I drew this on paper, scanned it, put it into Sumo Paint and coloured it. Then Newgrounds shrunk it and decreased the quality by making me put it into .JPG. Speaking of which, does anyone else hate the little dots on .JPGs?

At 5/27/11 05:48 PM, Ryuzaki1 wrote: The American pronunciation of the name Craig is so fucking annoying.

Hey, if I didn't know English, I would go around saying Craig like 'Crah-eeg'

But still, I agree... "Creg" sounds annoying.

What else can I do to improve?

At 5/27/11 12:20 PM, RalphieUJ wrote: So many virgins talking about sex.

I have had sex; both receiving and giving (bisexual). And to prove it I will say that receiving anal for the first time may be a little bit painful, but it's very comfortable the second time and the rest provided it's not by force.

At 5/27/11 09:37 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I love our English accent, I think it's amazing :D

Hello becomes 'Ello
Pretty becomes Pri'eey
Water becomes warer/wa'er (only sometimes, I pronounce it both ways
British becomes Bri'ish

An' tha' there Yorkshire accent only makes things worse

I pronounce "no "no-w" (a soft w, not like "now")
whereas them there yorkshire pronounce is... oh god, there's not even a letter to describe there "o"

Don't forget in Yorkshire, "right" becomes "rate" and "kite" becomes "kate". I think "no" is something like "n-ey-w".

I like the style.

I'd say in the case of this drawing making the pillow 3D by making one of the sides visible (the right side I'd say) with a slightly darker colour then the main area of the pillow. Thats the most basic thing you could do to make it better. Also adding some tone to the sheets would improve the drawing greatly, make it bigger to.

If I were to make it bigger I would have to redraw the entire thing. I've already started working with your advice. Thanks :)

I want to ask you guys. I'm trying to improve and experimenting with different colour techniques. So far, my characters are the only things that show artistic skill in my pictures.

This is an example of what I mean. I focus so much on the details of the lineart and colouring of characters but my backgrounds are hideous. Here, my background looks flat. Any suggestions?

(Outlined on paper, coloured in paint and Sumo Paint)

At 5/27/11 05:27 AM, Lorkas wrote: They also don't pronounce the R if there's an L after it.

Sorry to say, but I don't say L right because it doesn't come naturally for there suddenly to be a difference betweens the sound 'R' and 'L'.

At 5/26/11 10:40 PM, misterchees0 wrote: Anyone notice how the British almost never pronounce T's in the middle of a word? Like pretty?

"Oh. That's preh-ey". I find it a bit irritating (or perhaps irri-ah-ing) that they don't say words correctly. But maybe it's just me.

NEWGROUNDS?

Oh, please. I have been to Britain. You're thinking of London. It depends the town you're in. Barnsley and Sheffield people pronounce T's but say stuff like "'ello" or "'ouse" when they mean hello and house.

Judging from the shape and the way the hairs come out, I would say that is not a vagina or nipple - however, it slightly looks like an anus. It cannot be an anus because the opening is too wide. Also, the thing wrong with the face itself is that it doesn't have a nose.

Someone mentioned chair sex, which I find to be uncomfortable. Your legs if you're on the receiving end are always hitting the chair and becoming sore. If you're giving, it's not easy to get the penis into the vagina or anus. No win. I have a feeling the guy who mentioned it is a virgin. Here's another of my positions.

(NSFW//Details of position)
Best location: King-sized bed, on top of blankets
Best envonment: Lights off

I wrap my arms around my partner so that my hands rest in the middle of the top of their back. My partner then does the same, but holding me by the back of my waist. Then, I wrap my legs around their groin. They wrap their legs around my groin. We're in a position we can kiss in. Then, we have sex.

(NSFW//Details of position)

Well, there's one I really like. My partner would first put one hand on the side of my waist and on the other side, a hand over the top of my back. Then, I would place one hand on their butt cheak and on the other side, a hand on the back of their head. We would be facing eachother. Then, they would wrap their legs around my groin, and I would push my knees against their thighs to support their legs.

After we get into that position, the sex would happen.

Women can yell and call it PMS, but us guys don't have periods and can't say all that shit about bleeding out of their vagina.

At 2/22/11 12:57 AM, TheFarseer wrote: So.....what exactly is this?

I'm writing a story with those characters, and I'll be putting it up.

Story 1:

Characters:

Heroes:
Karen, a Healthy and Nice girl with a very, very short fuse. She is 28 years old and works as a lawyer. She wears a black jacket, a red tie, and long black trousers.

Tommy is the weakest of the group. He's also a Short and Bratty boy. He is 19 years old and works as a lawyer. He wears an average lawyer suit.

Wendy, a Cute and Intelligent girl who is Hyperactive, so she can't show her intelligence off that much. She works as a lawyer and wears an average lawyer suit in blue. Her hair is brown and wrapped up in a pigtail.

Villains:

Mary, an Ugly Mean girl with no fuse, it's already burnt away. Works as a prosecutor.

At 2/19/11 10:37 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 2/19/11 07:25 AM, KandyLover wrote: Yuri. I'm gay so I chose yuri. Yaoi creeps me out.

Ok Yaoi and Yuri are both same sex couples so I have to ask how can one same sex couple creep you out while another doesn't? It doesn't make any sense to me especially if you are homosexual yourself.

I'm actually bi... but whatever. I'm male. I PREFER going for guys but girls in yuri will normally be Cute or Healthy figured and have less muscle!

Yuri. I'm gay so I chose yuri. Yaoi creeps me out.