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Where to people get elephantitis from? It's elephantiasis.

It's not cold enough for me here, in Canada. Wish I could move to one of the territories.

Fuck you guys, I'll smoke in Newgrounds if I want. Fuck you if you get cancer over the internet.

At 7/16/08 02:59 PM, g0t wrote:

At 7/16/08 02:51 PM, Kalibur wrote: So I prefer to watch, instead of partaking.

Yeah, you're fucked up dude.

Shut up and start stroking yourself for me, already.

At 7/16/08 02:49 PM, g0t wrote:

At 7/16/08 02:48 PM, Kalibur wrote: The enigma it used to have. The air of mystery that used to surround it. All of that was far better than sex.

You were doing it wrong.

I did nothing wrong, but perhaps my head isn't on right. I feel sick after sex, not physically, but in my own head. Disgusted with myself.

So I prefer to watch, instead of partaking.

At 7/16/08 02:46 PM, vigilante1111 wrote:

At 7/16/08 02:44 PM, Kalibur wrote:

Not knowing what sex felt like was far better than having sex.

I fail to see your logic.

The enigma it used to have. The air of mystery that used to surround it. All of that was far better than sex.

I lost mine right after I came out of the womb, to a 26 year old nurse. THAT MAKES ME MORE MAN THAN ANY OF YOU, HURR HURR HURR

But no, two years back. And I regret it, really.

Not knowing what sex felt like was far better than having sex.

I don't know why, but I saw a black Mr. Clean before I saw Mr. T

I'm wondering if I can get any recommendations for comics. Not comedians, but comic books.

I'm reading Rawhead Rex right now, and I must say, this is far better than the movie.

At 7/15/08 05:52 PM, TheEnd18 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:42 PM, Kalibur wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:36 PM, TheEnd18 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:34 PM, Kalibur wrote:

your pretty fucking ignorant too. OK so i dont want to look just like you. I am entitled to do what i want and i guess your entitled to think im a fucking idiot for it, so i guess this hole fucking conversation is pretty pointless.

You're a fucking idiot for trying to be DIFFERENT. LEIK, LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SO DIFFERENT, HE'S AWESOME. OMG WOW, YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT, FUCK me IN MY ASSHOLE, ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT. FUCK ME AND MY SISTER AT THE SAME TIME, YOU'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT. HERE, HAVE A FUCKING MEDAL BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT.

Fuck, I fucking hate you.

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At 7/15/08 05:36 PM, TheEnd18 wrote:

At 7/15/08 05:34 PM, Kalibur wrote:

is that really the point here?

Yes, it is now. Why in the fuck do you need pink hair? Her step-dad and you are both fucking idiots.

You have to have a -20 waist line to not be fat.

Pink hair is the devil, didn't you know that?

Why in the hell do you need pink hair in the fucking first place?

If this is serious, just abort the fucking thing. Just turn on the fucking vacuum and suck the little thing out of there. it's not human yet, it's a parasite, a large parasite. Even when it's out of the womb, it'll still be a parasite. A little fucking parasite who's ass you'll have to wipe.

Even if she does give birth, kill the fucking thing after it comes shooting out. Strangle it with it's own umbilical cord. Scream maniacally and masturbate onto the cooling corpse of your now dead baby. Kill the doctor with a scalpel before you do this, to make sure he doesn't try and stop you. You might as well take your girlfriends life too.

Then perform baby fuck until the police get there.

If this is a joke, FLCONPAWNCHLOL

At 7/15/08 05:23 AM, risbolla wrote: Think about what you inflict upon your friends who don't smoke when they are around instead of what you inflict upon yourself.

I haven't seen one smoker who annoys their non-smoking friends with their cigarettes. Also, I wouldn't think it would cause much harm to them, since a lot of the smoking bans require smokers to go outside, if you're at a bar and such.

But at home, I would think it a common courtesy to have your cigarette outside, if you have company over. Not that big of a deal.

when me and all mah homies get toogethu, we be smokin blunts and drinkin foties all damn night

stright up g, homie

But yeah, I smoke. I did it out of curiosity, now I'm addicted.

At 7/14/08 07:48 AM, Shikamarana wrote:

And some fucking trolls trying to provoke people by saying that this isn't really bad.

*Cough Cough MADCOW Cough*

No, fuck you. MadCow was only saying this isn't worth BAWWING about like most of the people here did.

Double post.

I don't know what's better, the video, or the people getting angry.

This thread is just so sweet tasting.

At 7/13/08 07:48 PM, GenArmegeddon wrote: Without them, you wouldn't exist?

Humans not existing is a totally bad thing. NO REALLY, IT IS.

Fuck you.

"The..." -- Every contemporary book ever written.

At 7/12/08 05:00 AM, hopelesswonder wrote: Sorry man... your mom is in a better place...! Just know that where ever she is.... she loves you very much.

How in the hell do you know that? He didn't say whether she loved him or not. She could've tried to murder him several times throughout his childhood.

But yeah, I'm probably going to lose my mother soon. I'm just not sure when. Blood cancer.

At 7/12/08 03:58 AM, POIZIN wrote:

At 7/12/08 03:10 AM, AdairTishler wrote: im pretty sure there are proud pedos

Yeah in Jail or a Mental Hospital.

That bugs me. I'm sure there are plenty of individuals who lead productive lives, and are pedophiles, and are proud of being one.

At 7/12/08 03:22 AM, DgsGaming wrote: As previously mentioned, it's against the law.

There probably is something like it somewhere, operating under the radar...

Hey there, big boy.

I'm sure there are. People rationalize somethings in their head, so that when they look at it, they're heroes, fighting for the freedom to have sexual relations with children.

At 7/12/08 02:42 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 7/11/08 01:15 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: we eat pigs.. pigs are pretty inteliigent animals.. more so than the cow.. they are about just as smart as dogs are

but bacon is SOO good...

What if dog meat is really good? This thread has made me wish to try it. Just need to go find a dog.

I found my brother's porn, and started looking at it. I tried what was in the book with this girl I knew. Now that I think about it, it's really fucking weird. Oh god, I've not thought about that for years. Fuck you, Newgrounds.

I rather liked it, mainly because Ninja Gaiden would rape my ass and make me call it daddy, whenever I played it.

Hentai can never go too far. Yourself personally, can, hitting a wall of baby fuck, and sticking with what you used to wank to before that.

But hentai itself can never go too far. It's purpose would seem to be to go as far as the artist wished.

I rather like looking at some guro, mainly for the art. It's impossible for me to find it sexually appealing.

I occasionally put something serious on there, about me. But usually it's just something completely stupid.

I find nothing wrong with consensual incest, as long as you're not breeding, of course.