3,663 Forum Posts by "Kalibur"
They're endangered for a reason. I'd burn them both.
I actually got beat by several of my mom's boyfriend's as a kid. Not discipline, really, just beatings. After that, I don't believe I could ever do that to my child, if I ever have one.
Pretty messy, I would clean it up, but I lack motivation, to do a lot of things. I'll tell myself I should clean it, then I'll just tell myself there's no point.
How can you fuck someone you hardly know? Honestly. I don't think I could get hard, if it was a one night stand.
Fuck you guys. Unless I see some proof the sheep didn't want it, he's a just a guy who really likes sheep.
Fucking scientists need to start hooking machines up to animals, and fucking them, to see whether or not they like it.
At 7/21/08 05:44 PM, NGCA wrote:At 7/21/08 05:42 PM, g0t wrote:At 7/21/08 05:41 PM, NGCA wrote:
Because death is a serious thing
That's a matter of opinion.
And fuck, I keep hearing about the Dark Knight, and I'm not going to be able to watch it for a while. Fuck you guys.
Inb4Dragonsgrief
The song Girl has been stuck in my head for a long while.
If you're pissing that much, and you're thirsty a lot...
I do believe you can have one without the other, though.
I also just wanted a reason to post this picture.
At 7/21/08 03:47 PM, homor wrote: too bad many people are born to be fat, and will always be fat no matter what they do.
Not if they just cut themselves open and rip out all their fat. Jeez.
Elliott Smith, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg.
Yep.
Giant cross over movie, so they can make a Marvel Zombies movie.
Fuck, I used to watch them all. When it came to such movies, there was no real parental involvement, and I was allowed to watch pretty much anything.
I remember when I first saw Hellraiser. It was beautiful. Frank being torn apart by chains, it was heavenly. I was in awe.
Then I remember when I first saw the second one. The Channard Cenobite, awesome.
So, have you fucked any Japanese hookers yet?
At 7/18/08 11:47 PM, GoldenPickaxe wrote:At 7/18/08 11:44 PM, Kalibur wrote:
That makes me wonder...Do you think God is black or white?
Well, I would think God wouldn't be...coloured in the way we see it. Assuming he was some fat kid, or alien, who wanted some lives to toy with, so he created us. He might be green, rainbow, or some inexplicable colour.
Really, you can't define the way God would look if he was just as physical as us, just very, very, very large, compared to us.
It would be like a Lovecraftian monster in our eyes. Driving those who look at it, mad.
Fat kid with a god complex. God is just the creator, he doesn't have to be special, just bigger than us.
Or, he's a multidimensional giant bag of flesh who feeds off of our souls. He doesn't love us, he loves our tasty souls, tasty tasty souls, smothered with barbecue sauce.
You'll never stop me and baby Jane's love! SHE LOVES ME, I KNOW SHE DOES. HER COOS AND BABY LAUGHS ARE SIGNS SHE LOVES ME.
But it's really all about your own age.
I used to talk to a guy on the phone all the time, I really dislike his voice, but I find him pretty hot.
Me, my voice is shit, and I look like shit. Yep.
Ah, fuck. I guess it's the way I read everything then. It seems like everyone's just being giant dicks, and I guess I apply it to most things I see here, now. And, I really haven't seen much real conversation going on, in general, anyways.
To put an end to this digression, I'm going to go try and cut the excess of my guitar strings, as I have been trying to do for 15 minutes now. >: (
At 7/18/08 06:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Well fuck me for using a forum to TALK about something.
Sorry Jack, but this place is reserved for taking giant shits into it.
I finally see a way to get the biggest thread in General. Simultaneously insult America, and I'll have Cellardoor bumping it continuously
And, say marijuana is bad for you, so I have life, and JackPhantasm continuously bumping it.
And say one instrument is better than one another, so again, Jack will keep bumping it.
But seriously, why is this thread still alive? There's no real point in arguing about opinion.
You could always just kill the girl afterwards, so, no babies!
My school broke up with me last week. I can't go on living with her.
Now that that is done, I MUST FLY, INTO THE SKY.
About 3 good internet friends. And 6 good IRL friends. Everyone else is just bleh, in real life.
I love the piano more than the guitar, but I'm such a poor fuck, I can only get a guitar. Still love both, though.
I wouldn't mind learning something else, too. Violin, maybe.
At 7/18/08 10:41 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:At 7/18/08 10:39 AM, Dragonberry wrote: Well me and two other friends are doing a mythbusters episode, and wanted to ask if you guys had any myths you wanted?I heard it is impossible to suck more than two dicks in a single mouth at once. Test it for me.
Yeah, it's pretty normal for me. No sense in spraying piss all over the place when I'm tired as fuck, pissing in the middle of the night.
I chug a pot of coffee and have a cigarette. Usually works.
I really can`t say I hate anyone on these forums. And if I do, I`m probably just pissed about something, or really fucking tired.
I used to listen to music my friend's liked, so I would fit it. Seems pretty childish to me now.
I used to like fire, a lot. A lot. I almost set a forest near my house on fire, all the pine trees were dead, and you know how fast those fuckers burn.
