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I want to shit on you.

These threads never fail to amuse. Honestly, they`re great.

I could never understand why people get called stupid for smoking, and I can`t get a clear answer from this thread.

All of you people who said Raccoon City suck. If you went to Silent Hill, you'd be able to gain closure about subjects that have fucked you up your whole life, coming out of the whole ordeal a better person. Sure it`s scary, but the bosses only take a few shots with a strong gun.

In Raccoon City, you`d just be running around, trying to either save some shit, or get the fuck out. You`d come out more fucked up than you came in. And I can`t remember how many times I died playing this game. Whereas I could go through Silent Hill without dying once.

I feel so...dirty for posting this.

I'd rather go to Silent Hill and get some closure about an issue that has been plaguing me for years, rather than going to Raccoon City, and probably getting PTSD, if I survived.

At 7/27/08 04:34 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: Whoa, group masturbation. That's...odd.

Only because you don't live at my house.

The riff from the Final Countdown.

I'm a fan of Carlin and Hicks, I can't really choose between the two.

Thread reminded me.

I remember me and some friends found one of those small frogs. We killed it somehow, I think someone stepped on it by accident, and it was crushed in half.

I picked up the head part of the frog and just looked at it for awhile. My other friend came outside with some cereal, and another bumped into me, causing me to drop the frog head into his cereal.

He just scooped it up without knowing, ate it, then continued nonchalantly. I don't think he realised until we told him. Even then he thought we were just kidding around with him.

I'd wonder why I chose to be a poor fat kid last time I died. Then I'd probably try to be something, like, a planet, or some shit. Don't ask me why, because I don't really know.

I really like showering at night. Although I really like to do everything at night, than the day.

I can understand everything else, but the money. Just, fucking let them give the royalties to some charity if they don't want the money.

I cross my legs all the time. Not really the way women do, but yeah. I actually kind of cross my legs when I'm just standing somewhere too. :\

I can't help but envy you. I used to do so well in life, I was able to do anything I wished, to keep learning something with great focus. Then something clicked, and I find myself unmotivated and unable to concentrate.

I can't help but envy you.

At 7/25/08 10:22 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/25/08 10:19 PM, Kalibur wrote:

Also, before anyone says I'm a spoiled dickwad, I'm not. I would respect her from the spirit world if she'd killed me in the womb.

Okay, you're a spoiled brat.

Oh shit, you found me.

But honestly, she told me she was at the clinic, getting ready. And then she doesn't do it. What the fuck? It's shit. Sure, she puts food on the table, but I would go without food if she at least took an interest in me.

She didn't fucking help me when I was being beaten by her drunk boyfriends. She didn't help me when I was depressed. I was calling payphones just so I could have someone to talk to about it.

I'd go without food and a home if she was just there.

My mom didn't abort me, so I make it hell for her. Honestly, I'm still pissed she didn't. Fuck. She had a chance, too. She's dying, now, still hasn't changed my view about her not aborting me.

Hell. I'd probably be better if she at least dropped me in a dumpster somewhere.

She doesn't do anything to try and discipline me. She's gotten far too lax, after my brother died.

Also, before anyone says I'm a spoiled dickwad, I'm not. I would respect her from the spirit world if she'd killed me in the womb.

At 7/25/08 08:46 PM, Stomer wrote: Still what a fucking idiot.

He had an awesome life.

Why did he take so many pills? What did he have to worry about?

People can be depressed, regardless of how good things are going for them. Had a cousin who wa in university, doing great, and everything, but he offed himself. Sometimes, you just never feel good, regardless of how everything is.

That, or as Jade said, he went too deep into character. Which, if you take it seriously, could fuck you up.

Fuck, I wish I could learn so many instruments, so badly.

At the moment, I play only the guitar. But I wish to learn the piano, and several other instruments. Saxophone, drums, bass.

I remember I found a moth as big as a medium sized bat. I miss him.

I found it's rather easy to tame moths, you just cover them in darkness for awhile, like in your hand, and they eventually just stay there.

Might aswell just kill him.

Maybe he...doesn't want to do anything? Amazing, right?

I used to do that to leeches, to get them off of me when they were biting me. Hated those bastards.

Honestly, do people still think people like your girlfriend can't like video games, and when they do, it's like some amazing thing? Fuck, my grandma used to play video games, no big deal.

I'm going to go rape and murder some animals. Bye guys.

Fuck, I can understand bugs and shit, but being scared of mice, I never understood that.

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote:

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry, usually.

2. Are you circumcised?

Nope.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Tissue.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

A lot of the time, but not always.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

I have a vivid enough imagination, but if I feel like porn, porn it is.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

About 3 times a day.

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Sometimes.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Nope.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

To be honest, it never feels good. I always feel sick with myself afterwards.

Now to think about why I responded to this.

I've waxed down there a few times. I don't think this would be a great leap.

I always pronounced it Dot-Ee-Ecks-Ee

Probably not. Can't see myself attached to an animal. Probably just let it die.

One to make abortions mandatory.

So bad, I wish my dad, would have hit my mother in the stomach while pregnant with me.

I was an accident.

If so, Burnzoid has also been hacked. You and him sent me the thing. Kind of thought you two were just being dicks.