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For me, no, probably not. If I were to meet someone in real life, my answers would consist only of grunts, and yes and no's. Until I got used to the person, of course.

No, it's completely wrong to have your own taste in music. As wrong as homosexuality, and women's rights.

Maybe if you were able to pick up the crazy, emotionally needy women, but you don't need to be a psych major to do that, do you?

Cue people calling you an idiot for smoking.

It's gotten annoying for me, too. I used to live near a reserve, where you could buy a pack of cigarettes for 4 dollars. It's 10 dollars in the city.

At 4/23/09 02:04 AM, Kokojo wrote:

At 4/22/09 11:55 PM, Carbon wrote:

Kalibur. - EX much ?

A lack of confidence in yourself, but you fell like you're telling the truth. You say you don't like too much life for the things it din't give you, and you fail at thinking ''I could be great at that one day if a pratice'' because your views are pretty much ''you're born with a skill, you don't acquire it''. Deep within yourself, you like life for all the question and variety it offers (Ever wacthed deviant porn? *wink wink*) but then again loathe you for being off-morals.

You opinions are pretty much ''il tell what i think then say it must no be it, so i am safe''. You do not like risks that could hurt you, but you like discussing unusual things with people and general acceptance and normalist, so i think you must have a ''Dark secret'' that you never tell, because you judge yourself kind of different for thinking of that

Wild Guess : You would like a girlfriend that is a true leader and a great lover, so that you would't have to involve too much.
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I've thrown out and backed away from what I've said for a very long time, since childhood. I don't know why I do that.

I really don't know of any dark secrets I have. I think I've told pretty much everything on this board.

And people are born with talent, yet they also have the ability to practice, I lack that. I racka disiprine.

And surprisingly, I do have a girlfriend who is a leader, not so much a great lover, we're both pretty inexperienced in that department. I like being submissive because it takes away the burden of responsibility, so yeah.

Talking to strangers has always been fun, I've never been able to go up to someone randomly myself, but it's happened to me.

inb4religion.

I remember how my cousin told her little sister that she was actually born a boy, but they accidentally cut of her penis, so they turned her into a woman, and used her testicles to make her breasts. She believed that for a good 3 years.

At 4/22/09 04:19 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Every try not to be such a dick? It helps tons. Ironic I'm being one and telling you to stop being one. As you can see I am staying up late.

If someone cannot take my sarcastic dickishness, I wouldn't be able to bother with that person. Sure, you could tell me to stop being a sarcastic dick, but I've been one since childhood.

I know women in their forties I would date, they're pretty cool. Them dating me is another thing.

I'd say my limit is about 14 or 15, depending on how the person acts, and if they're really all that fun to be around.

I try to keep as pale as possible, so people don't think me to be of Indian descent.

Yes, that is my excuse.

Injun, Indian.

PsychoANALyse me, baby.

But yeah, gogogogogo

It wasn't mine, but a friend of mine had one on his eyelid.

Later on during the day, I accidentally elbowed him in the eye, and popped the thing.

Do the flintstones vitamins count? Those things tasted really good.

I drank two milk bags on a dare when I was a kid. I never understood why it was supposed to make you feel sick, I just felt full, really fucking full.

Milk bags, I live in Canada

At 4/20/09 10:17 AM, BlindShoemaker wrote: would also have sex w/ a dead body? Hmm???

It's okay if the body's fresh. :D

Same response to the post above me.

At 4/20/09 09:50 AM, RedGlare wrote:

At 4/20/09 03:31 AM, ornery wrote: SOYLENT GREEN....IS......PEOPLEEEEE!!!!!!!

Im sorry it had to be done.

Hey I'm genuinely surprised that that wasn't the first response this thread got.
Anyway in an emergency and the people had already died then I see no problem with cannibalism. However mass produced recycling of humanity as a food stuff would result in the human version of mad cow disease and a whole plethora of neurological diseases.

Theirs a reason Papa New Guinea isn't a dominant global power after all.

Which is why I stated that people would have to be checked out before hand. Only reason I remember the prion diseases is because I remember that X-Files episodes, heh.

Creutzfeld-Jakob disease could be screened for, and the body could be deemed unusable. I don't know how ineffeicient it would be to have people looking at brain tissue for the holes in the brain characteristic of the disease

At 4/20/09 05:26 AM, Haoie wrote: Here's something you can do: Read a book

Yes, let's go read some clean and wholesome Marquis De Sade

I've gotten into DeerHoof and Cat Power the past few weeks. I don't know how popular they are, or if they're underrated, but I've never heard anyone mention them. And someone I know called DeerHoof annoying.

Elliott Smith, again I don't know how people view him, but I hardly hear him mentioned.

Why won't you love me daddy?

Bored, join damnit.

At 4/20/09 04:08 AM, WritersBlock wrote:

At 4/20/09 04:03 AM, Kalibur wrote: Both have stopped being scary in anyway for me. Desensitized I guess.

But even so, I would have to agree with you.

Horror literature doesn't really scare me either, it just seems to be more subtle, creeping under your skin, on the whole, more often than films do.

I'm using scary in a sense I'm used to I guess. When I watched zombie films as a child, I used to get a feeling of hopelessness and dread from them. I've gotten the feelings from other books, but it's gone now.

Other than that, the scene where the person turns a corner and RAWWGRHG SCARY MONSTER was never scary.

Both have stopped being scary in anyway for me. Desensitized I guess.

But even so, I would have to agree with you.

I am:

Romanticizing the mundane journey of life.

At 4/20/09 03:31 AM, ornery wrote: SOYLENT GREEN....IS......PEOPLEEEEE!!!!!!!

Im sorry it had to be done.

But yeah eating people would be fine, they would probably taste great, since animals taste better depending on what they eat, and humans eating only human food, its only logical that they would taste fucking amazing.

A friend told me he read that humans smell like cooking pork, while they're burning, and who doesn't love bacon?

I believe the internet has robbed me of most of my empathy. I think it might be because I started looking at Rotten.Com and all the other things like that at around age 10 or so. The shock of it probably made me think that I didn't care, so I wouldn't have to feel like that again.

I don't know.

At 4/20/09 02:42 AM, Silent-G wrote: that would be so fucked up to find out that you were harvested from your dead father.

Maybe it wouldn't impact you as much if the practice becomes next to nothing while you're growing up.

I've talked about this before, but it's never had it's own topic. Random thought, spewing out the asshole of my head.

If eating humans that had died was allowed, would you do it? People talk about recycling all the time, why not recycle the dead? We'd have to make sure the deceased had died of nothing that could infect those that were eating him, so there would be safety to eating someone.

Instead of burying our dead, we could clean them up, and ship them off to various countries where food is needed, alongside with everything we already give to them. We fatten ourselves up and then die so some starving child in Africa can go for another day, simply to die the next, but that's beside the point, which is to jerk ourselves off and make ourselves feel better.

I don't know, just something to discuss.

Someone's posts on here cannot be used for a definitive judgement on that person. Most people will probably say something insulting, but I can't. Most people, in general, are okay, so I figure that the average newgrounder would be an okay person, nothing special and nothing bad.

You'll also have to remember that this is the internet, there is no real judgement, no real criticism, unless you're baring your real self. Most people probably don't bare their real selves on the internet, so it would be unreliable to say how the person would be in actuality. Or how the average Newgrounds user acts in real life.

I really can't define a newgrounds user.

Out of my ass

Communication online is not my favourite way to talk, yet it's the only way I'm able to say what I want to. I don't like it because I can't hear how you're saying what you typed, your tone. It's bound to lead to misunderstanding.

I'm usually like that, but I don't post about it on General.

I'm thinking it's because of the age of the majority of users. While most people have their own variations in personality, they can't escape being teenagers. Hormones and such leads to craziness, moodiness.

Again, talking from my ass.

Cutting releases endorphins, endorphins make you feel good.

Probably going to sound like a dick, but when the majority of people think of something as cool, it is cool to those people. If someone wants to be cool, they try to impress the most people as possible, and wind up doing something that the majority would consider cool.

I'm completely stupid and talking out of my ass here.