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Michigan always looked like a mitten to me.

Also, inb4floridapenis

I thought this was going to be some fucked up story involving rape committed with a gas pump.

I've known people to grow scared when they see me coming near them. I remember when a guy had dropped 60 dollars on the ground, and I went running after him to give it back, he thought I was chasing him, and he took off. I'm very ugly, and very tall. : (

I've read the book, I have it downstairs somewhere. It is rather fucked.

I've wanted to watch that film for some time now, but I forget to find it.

At 4/28/09 04:16 PM, desert116 wrote: Oh, and Braindead

I'm still waiting for the day someone loses it and chases people with a lawnmower strapped to them.

I remember leaving school for a bit when they tried making me stand for the anthem. I told them I couldn't see the patriotism in standing for something as meaningless as a song. Then they told me it was against the law not to. I told them it was shit, and left.

Truthfully, I was hungover, but my point still stands.

Everyone deserves to be held after pounding on cock. It's a rough experience.

At 4/28/09 07:09 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: The thing is that self conscious women won't allow it because they are afraid of the gory and it's scary effects.

I see this sentence, and picture the part from A Nightmare on Elm Street, where a giant gush of blood erupts from the bed.

I ran away from all my friends awhile ago. I've only seen them when they try to see me, but even then, I don't let them in my house. My old best friend, too, we'd been bests friends for more than half my life, and it wasn't even hard to run away from him.

He tried calling me when his kid was born, and he wanted me at the hospital, but I didn't go. Strangely, I don't feel bad for this.

I just realised that I hardly ever liked them, and the only reason I hung out with them was because I would have had no one to talk to if I didn't.

It's only happened once before, not because I was uncomfortable with it, but she was. The one time it did happen, it was just like normal sex. Nothing wrong with it, really.

I've seen him post under his previous username. Happy 19th Birthday.

Now come to Ontario and buy me beer.

At 4/27/09 04:45 PM, MetalStar wrote: and limping is lame

<Picture of House goes here>

I've always loved zombies. and zombie movies. I used to get a sick feeling of hopelessness when I watched zombie films. Can't explain the zombie obsession, really.

Went and grabbed one, was a log book, so I signed it, yay. Wasn't too hard to find, even without a GPS.

I rather like this, it gives me a reason to look like a bumbling lost fool, and I hardly feel embarrassed. I'm thinking of getting a GPS just for the purpose of doing this, I wonder if I should. I found one for 35 dollars in these classified ads, a 315 Magellan, if that's any good.

A lot of people who joined were fucked and stupid at first. Then managed to smarten up, which the BBS did for me. I used to type like a shit, and post nothing that added to conversation at all, but I realized what a dick I was being, and smartened up.

My post still hardly add to anything, but at least you'll be able to read what I'm typing.

I have problems getting out of the house, because I always tell myself I have nowhere to go. Maybe this'll help.

Going after a few near my house.

I'd probably try and make it to Mercy Hospital. Just need to take the Red Line north.

I need to stop with the references.

It's the only place I now have friends. I don't think I could.

At 4/26/09 10:57 AM, Shakyjake wrote:

At 4/26/09 03:27 AM, ghostface619 wrote: the effects were shit...
you can see the claws on wolverine was lamely added to his hands

What were they supposed to do, add the real claws? For fuck's sake there is more to a movie than just special effects. (Someone should tell Michael Bay this)

Fixed, because Peter Jackson made Braindead.

I have this awful fucking curly hair, yet it's the only reason I get when I asked previous girlfriends why they'd dated me. That and I'm OH SO FUCKING HILARIOUS somehow.

At 4/26/09 08:30 AM, UnknownFear wrote:

At 4/26/09 01:32 AM, KidRidikalusss wrote: Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool make about a 10 minute appearance at the start of the film and don't return. Well... sorta.

Ryan Reynolds plays Wade Wilson and Deadpool. And the movie looks frigging amazing!!

Ruined Deadpool. I was hoping I would see him again after the first part, but not like that. Not like that.

At 4/26/09 04:37 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: Suicide is a very selfish thing.

Keeping someone alive with guilt simply because you don't want to be hurt is a very selfish thing. Especially when that person is in pain each and every day.

I've thought about it seriously several times. My first time seriously thinking about it was when I was coming down off SSRIs. Just a dead stop. It was fucking horrible, and I cried every single night, wishing I could kill myself, but I can't.

Not even now can I do it, maybe I don't really want to die, maybe I'm just afraid of the pain. My reasons for wanting to die are stupid, but it doesn't invalidate the point of my first paragraph.

I want to die before I become a homeless bum. I can't change myself or my life, so I will simply wind up on the street, and I want to die before this happens.

At 4/25/09 11:31 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: It'll be a bigger problem when they start getting back up a few hours after dying.

A BOOMER GOT ZOE :o

It's clear now. Left 4 Dead is a prophecy.

The emo girls you see will become witches, crying in the most annoying places to fuck you up. Morbidly obese people will become boomers. And those people with unhealthy obsessions with fitness will become hunters.

And so on.

Our only hope now is Chicago Ted. Wherever he may be. Most likely in chicago.

Getting cancer is also a good way to lose weight.

6'4" and 190 pounds. I'm sick with something, as I used to weigh 280 pounds, and I lost 90 pounds without doing a damned thing. I'm still hoping to get down more though. I may as well aim for unhealthy skinniness, as I've been a fat kid for most of my life.

At 4/25/09 05:40 AM, ThePretenders wrote:

At 4/25/09 05:18 AM, Kalibur wrote:

At 4/25/09 05:16 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Why would people buy stuff from there? The food is full of crap that makes you sick.

Convienence. It's quick and easy, so they just don't care about how unhealthy fast food is.

Well, their health problems won't be so convienient. It takes a few minutes to make a sandwich.

Sandwiches that don't have additives that make food oh so fucking awesome that people have it for breakfast lunch and dinner.

At 4/25/09 05:16 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Why would people buy stuff from there? The food is full of crap that makes you sick.

Convienence. It's quick and easy, so they just don't care about how unhealthy fast food is.

At 4/25/09 04:25 AM, Joeniemator wrote: Irish, sounds so hilarious
But as a Dutchman, my own accent is hilarious too (in the wrong way >.>)

Is there a difference between Dutch and German accent? Dutch person I know tells me there is, but I don't hear it.

Spanish, I guess.

It's not fast food places, just the people who work there. Fast food places are more abundant, so they provide a lot of jobs, so they get more of a chance of hiring some crazy/stupid fuck who tries something like this.

Hard to find people I actually like. I've found 8 people I truly liked, 2 are dead, which sucks. But yeah, it's hard to be sociable when it's not one of those 6 people, and I just want them to go away.

At 4/24/09 05:54 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 4/24/09 05:52 AM, Kalibur wrote: I`d start feeling comfortable with my life, probably. Perhaps I`d start school again, and try for med school.

Damn, man...have all that money bundled up, and graduate from Med school becoming a doctor? You'd never have to worry about the bills...

It would remove my fears of not being able to pay for university and med school, the money. It would also make my life comfortable enough so that I might be able to fix myself.

I`d also go out, and buy fuck loads of books, a piano, a violin, and a new guitar.

I`d start feeling comfortable with my life, probably. Perhaps I`d start school again, and try for med school.