3,663 Forum Posts by "Kalibur"
At 7/11/08 10:23 AM, Grind wrote:At 7/11/08 10:18 AM, reviewer2 wrote: LOLZ I can do that with my pinky too.NO you can't, hes the only one that can wield such a power
He shall be The Flex-Pinky, fighting criminals, by wrapping his pinky around their necks, strangling them much like a constrictor.
God, I showed one person that video around a year ago, or so, and I learned that my town is just like 4chan. I heard it repeated over and over again, until I went insane. And I killed the person I showed the video to.
I still have him in my cellar, buried in the dirt. Sometimes, I like to masturbate onto the dirt, so it will absorb into the dirt, and onto his body.
At 7/11/08 08:37 AM, Catoblepas wrote: We could harvest all the organs from the prisoners and use them in transplants.
WHY CAN'T I EAT MY OWN LEG ASDAFFADDAF
But yeah, I wasn't serious, it probably goes against something about morals and blah. We should be able to, though. Since we keep them locked up, they're already owned by the state. They're already locked up like fucking cattle. Might aswell harvest their organs, and meat, just like other animals.
This brings up another question for me. Why can't we execute prisoners on death row, AND cook the meat, package, and serve it to the homeless around the country? It's a perfect idea.
This brings up another question for me. Why can't we execute prisoners on death row, AND cook the meat, package, and serve it to the homeless around the country? It's a perfect idea.
Just because you don't like it, doesn't make it wrong. They're animals, we eat a whole lot of different animals, I don't see why I can't eat dog.
The owners aren't allowed to open clubs where people can smoke?
At 7/11/08 03:59 AM, hopelesswonder wrote: People are just grieving bro and even though I am sure that this kid was a dick hole to everyone, no one wants to be the guy that says... THAT GUY WAS AN ASSHOLE...
That's every fucking thing that's wrong with it. Fuck, if someone was a dickhole, I'm going to call them a dickhole, even after they die. FUCK, this is pissing me off.
Why do we need funerals? Fuck, if I could sign up to be just thrown into a mass grave with a bunch of other people, I would
Also, you know everybody respects the dead, whether or not the person was good person, or a dick hole. I hate it when that happens.
A whole lot of the stuff you said seems to be going overboard with it. A fucking tattoo?
I haven't had a good laugh in ages. A lot of the comedy I see just isn't funny to me. And all the comedy that was doesn't make me laugh anymore.
At 7/11/08 02:27 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:At 7/11/08 02:25 AM, MissingNYC wrote:At 7/11/08 02:22 AM, Kalibur wrote:At 7/11/08 02:17 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
And more money...
Damnit CAPN, shut up, before I go Mark Chapman on Paul Gilbert.
WHEN PEOPLE CONFUSE BAROQUE PUNK METAL THRASH WITH PUNK SPEED BAROQUE METAL HURR HURR HURR
Music subgenres piss me off, and the people who get mad when one person calls something like Nu-Metal, Metal. Honestly, why? Why do people feel the urge to point this out?
LIEK SLIPKNOT ISN'T METAL ASDFDSFSDFDSFDSFDSFDFDSFDSFA
At 7/11/08 02:25 AM, MissingNYC wrote:At 7/11/08 02:22 AM, Kalibur wrote:but we got more people....At 7/11/08 02:17 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I don't dig that idea. I like to think of Canada as America's hat.Hey buddy, we're bigger than you, we're like your motherfucking sombrero. A comically large sombrero.
I was talking in terms of land mass
At 7/11/08 02:17 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I don't dig that idea. I like to think of Canada as America's hat.
Hey buddy, we're bigger than you, we're like your motherfucking sombrero. A comically large sombrero.
Hey guys, I'm going to go drink some anti-freeze.
From the Green Mile, Percy. Fucking bitch killed Mr. Jingles, well, for awhile.
At 7/10/08 06:07 PM, UnknownFear wrote: So wait... in college, you dont go every day?
I want college...so very, very bad. I just need to wade through this highschool shit.
Just as long as I get to keep my free health care, and free university, I'm okay with it.
WHat you really should do is, dress up in every single fashion style, created by music, ever.
In the morning, you could be metal, with a long hair wig, with grease all over it to make it look authentic metal. And a Slayer t-shirt to top it off.
Afternoon, you could be disco, wearing bellbottoms, with an afro wig, a bright leisure suit, and some platform shoes.
Then you can wear your facepaint at night. Then, just switch genres all week.
At 7/10/08 03:43 PM, agustana wrote:At 7/10/08 03:36 PM, JNeuray wrote: Yeah man, that's the way you guys roll in da hood in Ohio.Bitch don't mess.
Bitch, I'm the one saying bitch in this thread.
Lol, Canada.
Don't mess with me bitch, I'll fuck your house.
At 7/10/08 03:36 PM, JNeuray wrote:At 7/10/08 03:34 PM, Kalibur wrote:At 7/10/08 03:29 PM, JNeuray wrote:
Yeah man, that's the way you guys roll in da hood in Ohio.
Bitch, you don't need to be from Idaho. Most people in Canada still to chairs, but I like picnic tables.
At 7/10/08 03:29 PM, JNeuray wrote:At 7/10/08 03:27 PM, agustana wrote:
Yeah, fucking picnic tables is totally bad ass.
You know it, bitch. I fuck picnic tables all the time, and they tell me to call them. But guess what? I don't. Because I'm too badass.
I'm going to raise awareness about death. I'm sure NOBODY knows about death.
Guys, I am so turned on right now. I think my ey-UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNHHHHG
At 7/10/08 01:21 PM, BlindToSound wrote: Wow. It wont last too loong anyways. Skin DOES grow back.
You haven't seen the scar tissue from a burn have you? I can still see my burns clearly.
At 7/10/08 01:13 PM, ZyklonB wrote:At 7/10/08 01:10 PM, Kalibur wrote:...woahAt 7/10/08 01:09 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote:Aw yeah baby, drink those tears. Swallow it, you bitch.
Yeah, I seem to find nothing but violent porno on P2P networks.
At 7/10/08 01:09 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Eye orgasming? Like crying?
Aw yeah baby, drink those tears. Swallow it, you bitch.
I guess, if you were really passionate about art. It's the only way I can think of, eye-orgasming.
At 7/10/08 12:35 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: I wanna see if there are videos
That reminds me, I wish people could see that video of that Asian lady stepping on a cat with stillettos. God, that was a fucking turn on.
At 7/10/08 12:19 PM, Cubone wrote: you guys can join my club
we fight all day
Silly Cubone, that our WRESTLING club.
