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Topic: Is it hard to keep down your geek?

Posted: 09/09/09 05:48 AM

Forum: General

I can't think of any real geek moments I've had. Nothing I consider geeky.

There was one time when someone said that the Ferengi were from TOS, but knowing that they were from TNG isn't really...geek. At least, I don't think it is.

I got annoyed with her when she said that, maybe that's what makes it geeky.


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Topic: Help..With...Girl ...please ?

Posted: 07/30/09 01:15 PM

Forum: General

At 7/30/09 01:12 PM, kaywire wrote:
At 7/30/09 01:09 PM, Kalibur wrote: I never knew how people could write lyrics directly about a subject without feeling like an idiot. Use some subtlety.
this is why i said could i please have some rough lyrics for me to edit you prick.

I wasn't being a prick, I was just saying. Now though, how are you going to edit the lyrics to make them better if you can't even come up with a rough draft?


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Topic: Help..With...Girl ...please ?

Posted: 07/30/09 01:09 PM

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I never knew how people could write lyrics directly about a subject without feeling like an idiot. Use some subtlety.


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Topic: Extreme heat or extreme cold?

Posted: 07/30/09 12:29 PM

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Extreme cold. if I die in the cold, at least I don't die in pain.


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Topic: How do you Eat Your Meals?

Posted: 07/30/09 08:28 AM

Forum: General

At 7/30/09 07:07 AM, Joshy94 wrote:
At 7/29/09 03:55 PM, Kalibur wrote: My meals consist of apples that I eat while standing at the sink.
Are you sure your ok in the head, sir? :?|

They're the most abundant thing in the house, so they're what I eat mostly. I also have a habit of standing at the sink while eating.


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Topic: What's Your Talent Newgrounds?

Posted: 07/30/09 08:22 AM

Forum: General

At 7/30/09 08:07 AM, RockMessiah123 wrote: i can sing and play guitar at the same time. it's harder than it looks!

Ah, this, I could have included as a talent. I find it hard to sing songs that are pure chords, though.


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Topic: What's Your Talent Newgrounds?

Posted: 07/30/09 08:13 AM

Forum: General

At 7/30/09 08:07 AM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 7/30/09 08:01 AM, Kalibur wrote: Skeet shoot alone would piss me off so much. Being beaten constantly in skeet shoot would make me shoot your hands.
Jesus Christ. Not a big fan of losing huh?

I don't know, there's something about skeet shoot that gets to me. Really gets to me.


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Topic: What's Your Talent Newgrounds?

Posted: 07/30/09 08:01 AM

Forum: General

At 7/30/09 07:47 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I'm a surgeon with a shotgun. No one has ever beaten me in a skeet shoot.

Skeet shoot alone would piss me off so much. Being beaten constantly in skeet shoot would make me shoot your hands.


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Topic: What's Your Talent Newgrounds?

Posted: 07/30/09 07:41 AM

Forum: General

I masturbate at an olympic level. My hands are faster than a Kenyan's legs.

I possess no talent.

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Topic: It Pains Me To Say This Newgrounds

Posted: 07/29/09 04:19 PM

Forum: General

At 7/29/09 04:16 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 7/29/09 04:14 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:
The BBS is sometimes as bad as /b/.
You can't deny it.
yes, but hey, at least there's no child/gay porn here.

Some might see those as positive qualities.


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Topic: Movie and Tv Show Recommendations?

Posted: 07/29/09 04:16 PM

Forum: General

At 7/29/09 03:24 PM, TheMaster wrote: If you like Buffy and Angel, go for Firefly

I've actually been meaning to watch Firefly for a long time, I don't know why I always forget. I guess I should try now.

Rome is a fantastic TV series. Deals with the transition of Rome from republic to empire. Centres mainly on these two soldiers, who interact with the bigger historical figures like Caeser or Brutus.

Doesn't seem like my cup of tea, but I'll check out a few episodes.

Deadwood is also amazing.

Again, Deadwood doesn't seem like something I would watch, but I'll try a few.

Band of Brothers is excellent, too. Miniseries set during WW2, following a company of the 101st Airborne from training to the end of the war.

I have the DVDs around here somewhere.

Edge of Darkness is another great miniseries.

I run into very few British shows that I find myself liking, but it seems like something I'd watch, so I'll check it out.

Battlestar Galactica is a solid Sci-Fi, the miniseries and series 1 and 2 are all fantastic, but from there on in quality does start to drop as they include more and more standalone episodes and less ones related to the main arc. It never gets bad, though, just less awesome than at the beginning.

I've heard of Battlestar often, yet I've never tried watching it. Usually when I hear about something often and not watch it, I find I like it.

Life on Mars is the best police show ever made, with the twist being the protagonist has found himself somehow back in the 70s when he's from the present day.

Interesting premise, I'll look for this.

On the comedy side of things, try Black Books, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, Darkplace, Monkey Dust, Brass Eye and Look Around You.

I remember seeing Darkplace a few times, but I forgot about it. I've never been attracted to British sitcoms. I do like Monkey Dust, though.


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Topic: It Pains Me To Say This Newgrounds

Posted: 07/29/09 03:58 PM

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The staff obviously don't wash their hands while handling the site.


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Topic: How do you Eat Your Meals?

Posted: 07/29/09 03:55 PM

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My meals consist of apples that I eat while standing at the sink.


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Topic: Good Horror Movie

Posted: 07/29/09 03:00 PM

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At 7/29/09 12:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: Watch Eraserhead, it will fucking terrify you.

That movie drove me to swallow a bottle of benzos. I felt so lonely watching it.


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Topic: What will you be at 26?

Posted: 07/29/09 02:56 PM

Forum: General

A homeless man with an acoustic guitar who plays Elliott Smith on the street.


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Topic: Movie and Tv Show Recommendations?

Posted: 07/29/09 02:45 PM

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I have 3 months to kill before something good happens for once. In my few months of waiting for this, I've watched television shows to kill time, as I can't get a social life, and I'm not attending school, even when the semester starts.

So far, for television shows, I've watched:

House M.D
The X-Files
The Big Bang Theory
Freaks and Geeks
Undeclared
Penn and Teller: Bullshit!
Eureka
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Weeds
Flight of the Conchords
Blackadder
Buffy
Angel
Prison Break
The Pretender

So yeah, if you could recommend some television shows, other than those listed.


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Topic: Cigarette Butts

Posted: 07/21/09 03:08 PM

Forum: General

I used to have to do that constantly until I got into the habit of flicking out the ember with my pinky, and throwing the butt into the garbage when I go inside.


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Topic: Wrestling VS Boxing

Posted: 07/19/09 10:10 AM

Forum: General

I'd say the one who goes for the balls and rips into the other one's neck with their teeth. Assuming if this was an actual fight, rules wouldn't have to apply. Their respective fighting styles within a ring wouldn't have to come into play.

The guy who fights dirty wins, but really, anything to kick the shit out of the other person.


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Topic: Disturbing Pornography Ads? (nsfw)

Posted: 07/19/09 06:03 AM

Forum: General

Did you guys think that maybe he stuck an animal bone in his dick, and snapped it?


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Topic: Will you still be on NG in 5 years?

Posted: 06/10/09 10:41 AM

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I'd be 21. Considering the way I'm going I'd probably be homeless, so probably not. If I do have a computer, of course;


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Topic: is any one here a smoker?

Posted: 06/10/09 10:40 AM

Forum: General

I figure I'll kill myself eventually, no point in trying to be healthy, and if I don't kill myself by the time I get sick, the sickness would force me to kill myself for fear of pain.

I really wouldn't know how to quit. My mother used the gums, and then she was down to about a cigarette a day, then she managed to stop completely. There's also those artificial cigarettes, with just the nicotine, but I've never seen those before.


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Topic: What Does Ng Like?

Posted: 05/23/09 07:10 AM

Forum: General

Anyone of those things you listed, but with zombies.

Zombies.
Zombies.
Every game needs zombies.

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Topic: Facepalming your own joke

Posted: 05/22/09 11:57 AM

Forum: General

Hahaha, I regret a lot of the things I say, even if they don't make other people uncomfortable.

One thing does stick out for me, but it wasn't me who said it. A group of us were drinking in the woods(hurr hurr, underage drinking) and there was only one girl with us. It wasn't weird, as she usually hung out with us.

There was a new guy there, and out of no where he says, "There's six of us and only one of her."

Everyone just shut up for a while after that.

I never did see that guy again.

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Topic: Teach me to cook!

Posted: 05/22/09 11:12 AM

Forum: General

At 5/22/09 10:42 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: a healthy israeli salad with some additions

You forgot a key ingredient, the blood of Palestinian children.


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Topic: Teach me to cook!

Posted: 05/22/09 07:23 AM

Forum: General

Shakshouka

You really don't have to follow every recipe for it exactly, sometimes I add a lot more seasonings, but most of the time I just use Tomatos, eggs, onions, salt and pepper.


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Topic: Does incest really cause defects?

Posted: 05/22/09 07:19 AM

Forum: General

Higher chance, and blah.

I still can't get over the fact that two cousins get shit all over for having sex. I knew a couple who were cousins, and they'd get fucked with about it all the damned time, but they didn't care, they just really liked each other.

I don't see a problem with incest unless it's a parent fucking their children.

Brb, need to masturbate.

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Topic: Teen relationships should be banned

Posted: 05/21/09 07:09 PM

Forum: General

Let's just shelter people from all of life until they're 18, then set them out.


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Topic: Why is everything called gay now?

Posted: 05/21/09 07:08 PM

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Saying something sucks makes no sense either. It doesn't really suck in a literal sense, does it? Just the same with people saying things are gay.


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Topic: Any guitarists here?

Posted: 05/15/09 02:18 PM

Forum: General

I've got this guitar, I got it about a year ago. An unremarkable thing, Vantage VR-33TR.

I've got a Gibson J-55 back in my reserve.

I also stand to inherit a Telecaster, a Stratocaster, A Les Paul Custom, and an ASAT Classic when my uncle dies.


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Topic: A new console in its way!

Posted: 05/15/09 01:39 AM

Forum: General

Man, it's probably going to cost a whole hundred dollars!


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