The Film adaptation of Marquis de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom. Fucking insane from what I've heard of it, involving the mutilation of young boys and a plethora of sick shit.

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After watching this video:

http://www.cracked.com/video_16700_how-k now-exactly-what-say-after-you-kill-bad-
guy.html

What is your most BADASS line that you can think of that you would say before or after you kill a man?

"Tell the Devil I say 'Fuck Yoo'"
"Hope you're not allergic... to death"
"Bullet for your thoughts"

Just eat your dinner while on the computer. For most people that would be either more depressing that their only friend is the computer or comforting.

Plus their is also the theory that you should do things because YOU enjoy them. Like you don't need other people to enjoy your cooking with you, you should feel proud in your ability to cook food for yourself that is genuinely tasty. Having other people to tell you that it's a good meal is just appealing to your ego of "I'm a great cook grrr someone agree with me."

BTW you could also get out more and cook and exchange a meal for a blowjob with a girl you met, but that's another topic.

Alright, typical High School scenario. House party, alcohol, weed, etc. So I'm having a good time, kinda not talking to any girls but whatever don't make fun. So this one girl, mild, 6.5/10 if you want specifics is eying me. Whatever.

So, the party goes on, I'm fully drunk, I go into the bathroom so see Mild Girl putting on makeup. I'm like "you might want to get out of the bathroom because I'm taking a PISS" so I turn my back to her, start peeing, remarkably she stays in the bathroom. - ?!

I finish, then in a drunken stupor turn around WITH MY DICK FULLY HANGING OUT, and say "This is totally inappropriate for you to be in the bathroom with a male young lady." (It's kinda funny I guess.) Instead of a smack she giggles at me in a "I want to fuck" sorta way (don't ask me why). So she comes up really close to me and is like "I don't think it's inappropriate at all..."

Let's pause here, I kick myself for this thought process as of now, but instead of making out I say "what are you stupid," then WALK OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM. Later on my friend is like "dude that girl totally wanted to fuck you." -- "Ok, sure dude." Mild Girls friend comes up "Mild Girl would of had sex with you..." -- "Fuck."

In conclusion I went home, cried internally and jacked off.

Being an Internet user for some amount of time, I'm familiar with: arguments. Arguments make up large portions of Forums, people saying what sucks and what doesn't, which video game system is the best and most retarded and many, many others. Topics from Music to Politics to everything, but, theirs one thing we can agree on:

No one likes Scientology.

I think its a beautiful thing, its virtually unanimously hated. Sure you have exceptions but they are mostly insignificant. But seriously, I believe it's the only thing that unites people on the Internet 100%. Seriously.

And Spanish people too. White kids do too, the ones that wear the NYC hat that has a totally flat rim and really white shoes on. They travel in packs, know that you can silently laugh at them in your head as they struggle to get a little action with girls you typically look down on.

Yeah I have the same problem, whoever I ask on the subject tells me to go to bed early. So one night I go to bed at 8:30 (!) just to find that I was even more tired throughout the day and it fucked up my sleeping pattern.

I guess just sleep 10 minutes earlier every day until you get to like at least 12:00, because if you are going to bed any later you will have a crappy day.

Just bought it. Yeah I'll have to agree that it is an 8/10. Basically they try to be old Metallica, and while they don't completely fail they get close, which is good. But the thing is, they will never be as good as old Metallica, they aren't in their 20's anymore. My friend was like "fuck this it isn't old Metallica" but I think you should just enjoy the album for what it is -- which is an 8/10 thrash metal album. All the songs have some redeeming quality, besides the "Unforgiven III" and I also didn't like "The Day That Never Comes" I thought it tried to be to much like "One" and just didn't come out totally on.

Wow, Werewolves of London slaughtered. Hes either a shitty musician or I'm jealous of the large amount of ass the guy gets, or both.

So I'm looking around YouTube and come across this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKXrUEakUKs&f eature=related

Basically a Japanese show based on death matches for insects, at first I thought it was stupid but I realize theirs something inherently awesome about scorpions and centipedes fighting to the death. Anyone else share my affection for insect battles or am I just fucked up?

At 4/21/08 12:15 AM, dsjeffri wrote: Everyones keeps saying they have seen worse, lets see some more videos....

Do some research on 2girls1cup.

Still doesn't beat entering 8008 in your calculator.

Yeah but thats like saying Newgrounds is bad for all the crappy animation. Anyway, its kids like that which make DBZ the Star Trek of animated shows.

Taking video games away from men is like taking all clothing away from women. But as for adult men who ruin relationships from World of Warcraft I might have to side with the woman.

Being Gay ultimately destroys your chance of replicating, therefore making yourself unable to pass on your genes and making the efforts of the billions of years of your ancestors ultimately useless.

At 2/25/08 06:08 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Well I'm glad Juno didn't win best picture. I thought it was terrible.

Yeah I have to agree with you, like the majority of my friends swear Juno is the best movie ever made but I just didn't understand the sense of humor among other things. Has anyone seen No Country for Old Men? I haven't even heard of the movie since last night i'll have to see if it's in any theaters near me.

DS is my wife. I bought Contra 4 the other day, fucking mind-blowing. And it doesn't even have any little mini-games in it that you complain about. Don't blame "the media" for not thinking out your decision of which video game to buy. I do have a PSP and i'm thinking about selling it. It has some good games but I barely play it as much as I play my DS.

Well Keira Knightley is undoubtfully beautiful. I'm skeptical about the hotness of her body. After doing a little research I proved myself right, her tits are equivalent to slightly bulgy pancakes.

Proof: --NSFW--

However, her face is very attractive and i'd hit that without a second thought.

I believe the game kicks fucking ass. I was a little skeptical about the cartoonish graphics at first(as I was with The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker), but it proved me wrong once I played it and ruled all over the place.

The End - The Doors

At 7/6/07 03:41 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: They should put in Earthworm Jim.

Seconded to the max, seriously loved that game.

At 7/17/07 07:18 PM, davaca wrote: I used to be level 1 6... I like the change:p

Yeah, I nearly doubled in levels!! So fucking awesome.

And he didn't even get to see the new redesign... sad.

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The very first time I went on it was very slow, but after the front page finally loaded up 100% by second visit was faster, most likely because I had to download everything to cache. Not to mention thousands of people are visiting the site to see the new redesign.

You're never going to get any pussy with that attitude.

You looked like you liked having a dildo in your mouth 6 months ago.

I was born in the 90's. It wasn't the best decade but it sure was better than the 80's.
Oh, and not to be a total dick but Real Original.

Like how would that work? Would it be like a Mario Party type thing where you play with your buddies or would it have a campaign mode where you try and accomplish certain things. It looks pretty retarded based on the trailer, I'd have to try it out before I actually considered buying it.