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i dont like burgers, so they can all go fuck themselves

nutela
condensed milk (to produce funny mischief)
strawberries
and something bittersweet, because thats the kind of person i am

At 6/12/13 01:21 PM, Havegum wrote:

So I can't have a beer every once in a while without being looked down upon as a sad mix of suicidal and mentally challenged? That seems a bit harsh

blame reality, or yourself... or yourself as part and a consequence of reality

At 6/12/13 01:22 PM, Psycho666 wrote:

At 6/12/13 01:05 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

alcohol as the poison it is, only serves the propose of self destruction, if you need to self-destruct in order to have fun, it can be deduced that your biological objective is to die

Alcohol, when used responsibly, is known as the 'swiss-army knife' of self-medication.

XD

It can be used to briefly treat a lot of small, passing, emotional problems, though I don't recommend that for the weak willed.

XD XD

More acceptably, having a small drink every once in a while is extremely healthy. A good, dark, preferably German beer provides more vitamins than you would think, in addition to helping fight heart disease.

there are better ways to get those vitamins, and i doubt most people are aware of that, so it cant count as an intention

Additionally, every person is different. If you have a family history of cancer, specific diseases, or terminal illnesses, then you cannot blame alcohol for not researching your medical history.

that just applies to tolerance, not to its effects

Other than that, there are many health benefits to drinking! My grandpa just had his 91st birthday! What did we do? He filled up his kegerator, bought new Co2 for the tap, and we had fresh beer, Mexican food, and partied. This was nothing compared to the week of drinking and parties he scheduled for his 90th!

an exception like that shouldn't be taken as an example

What it boils down to is that we are all different. Alcohol, for some of us, is a healthy addition to our lives. For others, it doesn't really effect them one way or the other. For unlucky ones, it doesn't do us any favors. It is a complicated question, different for everyone.

yes, and eating chickens makes you gay. go read a book

At 6/12/13 01:06 PM, Hydex3 wrote:

At 6/12/13 01:05 PM, kakalxlax wrote: alcohol as the poison it is, only serves the propose of self destruction, if you need to self-destruct in order to have fun, it can be deduced that your biological objective is to die

Its a drug not a true poison. [x]

those are not mutually exclusive, poisons usually act like drugs

Its an accepted form of self-destruct, just like smoking [x]

socially not frown upon, i dont see how that changes my statement

many alcoholics do end up suicidal [x]

what proves my point

At 6/12/13 12:59 PM, Hydex3 wrote:

At 6/12/13 12:58 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

At 6/12/13 12:42 PM, Hydex3 wrote: Humans are not mentally developed at the age of 18. it could cause serious damage.

anyone who chooses to drink isnt mentally developed

i dont think thats completely true.
Its okay in moderation.

alcohol as the poison it is, only serves the propose of self destruction, if you need to self-destruct in order to have fun, it can be deduced that your biological objective is to die

At 6/12/13 12:57 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Fact: The Human Body requires stimulus to adapt.

Fact: The immune systems of children who do not get sick, are compromised later in life.

Fact: Building muscle requires breaking muscle tissue and regrowing it.

Fact: Drinking too much can kill you

Fact: The human body, and brain, are much more regenerative at a younger age.

Fact: The older you are, the longer it takes to recover from injuries and brain trauma.

Question: Why would you decide to do dangerous things only after your ability to survive them has been compromised?

you are ignoring several facts, and some of yours are wrong. increasing alcohol tolerance is only useful if you consume alcohol, its a cicle, dont consume alcohol and you wont need the tolerance.
and drinking alcohol impairs growth

At 6/12/13 12:42 PM, Hydex3 wrote: Humans are not mentally developed at the age of 18. it could cause serious damage.

anyone who chooses to drink isnt mentally developed

At 6/12/13 12:26 PM, Hydex3 wrote:

At 6/12/13 12:24 PM, kakalxlax wrote:
not really, i was on vacations and i used to sleep 14hs a day, it was nice

I could NEVER do that ;o

with enough training and skill you might master sleep-fu (i mean as a martial art, not fucking when asleep)

At 6/11/13 03:36 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 6/11/13 03:35 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 6/11/13 03:32 PM, saqwert wrote: You should turn 360 degrees and leave, not because you're unwanted but because this site is a shithole with nothing

Ok...I'm back!

You should turn 360 degrees and leave, not because you're unwanted but because this site is a shithole with nothing

turn 8000 pi and leave

At 6/11/13 07:48 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: And I am dead broke havnt been able to get a job for a month and my debt is piling up. I think I might end up living at home forever ><

So yea what are my options :(

tried working for that cult of yours?

At 6/12/13 12:27 PM, 372 wrote: shut the fuck up you're not in middle school stop trying to bully emo kids lmfao.
Also think about what you just did. You went on the internet and complained about a stereotype of teenagers just because you're to creepy looking to pick up girls...

emos bully themselves

At 6/12/13 12:11 PM, Hydex3 wrote:

At 6/12/13 12:06 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

At 6/12/13 08:44 AM, Hydex3 wrote: Wake Me Up?

before you gogo

Whats the best way You've been woken up? :D

after sleeping 17 hours, being awake for 5 and sleeping another 8

Hehe waited for that.

&&

Damn, someone was tired ;o

not really, i was on vacations and i used to sleep 14hs a day, it was nice

At 6/12/13 12:16 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: nothing because i bathe

/thread

At 6/12/13 08:44 AM, Hydex3 wrote: Wake Me Up?

before you gogo

Whats the best way You've been woken up? :D

after sleeping 17 hours, being awake for 5 and sleeping another 8

both emos and normal people are shit

At 6/12/13 10:34 AM, Lintire wrote:

This isn't one of times where those other reasons matter. Template is obviously insanely jealous. I have to admit, I'm fairly jealous of kaklakkywaks myself. A reasonable jealousy. The sort of jealousy that says "If you ask me to post nudes, I'll do it. But if not? Hey, that's okay too".

in any case, its not up to him, so his opinion doesnt really matter

At 6/11/13 06:48 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

I don't know what it is, but there's something magical about watching your cock grow in your hands.

i dont go that far

I remember this one time when I was young, I was able to go down on myself. I haven't really tried it ever since then, but maybe I should give it another shot, literally and figuratively.

I am 17. ;3 But my body looks younger.

then you shouldt say "when i was young" you are still practically a baby

At 6/11/13 08:29 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote:

At 6/11/13 02:44 PM, kakalxlax wrote: does anyone know a link to the pc emulator version of Amagami (originally for PS2)

Idk if this is what you are looking for but maybe this can help you. Unless it doesn't

ohh, gee, the game has 4 years and an anime and they are just starting to translate it. well, to play the waiting game i guess....

when will japanese companies realize they should release an english version of games? translating it would cost almost nothing to them and they would increase sells a lot. just look at katawa shoujo, originally released with an english version

At 6/11/13 07:33 PM, Celshaded wrote:

At 6/11/13 08:32 AM, kakalxlax wrote:

At 6/11/13 12:47 AM, Celshaded wrote: What do you guys think of Pastel Chime 3?

is there an english translation for the first 2 ?

I'm not sure, but I know they are currently working on a translation for 3

thats odd. i dont play game sequels without first playing the first games, doing so would be stupid, unless its a game where the story is completely irrelevant, which is not the case of visual novels where the story is practically everything. unless the story of the 3 is completely unrelated and hasnt a single hint to the other 2

At 6/11/13 07:41 PM, bigjonny13 wrote:

At 6/11/13 04:03 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

At 6/11/13 03:51 PM, Template88 wrote: Oh god please no

ye, lets keep this site as buggy as possible

I think she's saying she doesn't think you deserve to be scouted

i know what he meant.... he is just jealous

At 6/11/13 06:27 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 6/11/13 06:17 PM, kakalxlax wrote: damn your weird measuring units, you make me use google. apparently your weight is close to mine, what makes me think you are quite slender. although im 10cm taller than you

I am extremely athletic. ^ _ ~ Every time I run my hand down my pants, I am always having to run it across all the muscle I've gained. It feels so nice and slick every time. It seems to turn me on more than the act. ;3

hehe, i know the feeling. i like being naked around the house, and each time i cross a mirror, i end up expending ~15 minutes looking myself in it

I remember this one time when I was young, I was able to go down on myself. I haven't really tried it ever since then, but maybe I should give it another shot, literally and figuratively.

what makes me wonder, how old are you?

oh my, look at the jewel i just found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6rhYiCfjoU

At 6/11/13 06:09 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 6/11/13 06:06 PM, kakalxlax wrote: you forgot to add your weight

I am 145 pounds. :) 98% muscle. I will do the human flag, while you suck my dick.

damn your weird measuring units, you make me use google. apparently your weight is close to mine, what makes me think you are quite slender. although im 10cm taller than you

At 6/11/13 05:47 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote:

At 6/10/13 06:27 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

other overrated anime is Gurren Laggan, lets face it, its just a shitty anime that only got popular because of Yoko

Or because the last eight episodes are absolute bliss and even before it it was really good.

pfff, the first season just got worst and worst with each episode, season 2 was absolute crap

At 6/11/13 05:55 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 6/11/13 05:51 PM, kakalxlax wrote: you are rather short, so ill pass

When I pin you against the wall, you wouldn't even know the difference! I'm actually next to 6 ft. It was a typo. :)

im 1,85 meters and weight 65kg

you forgot to add your weight

At 6/11/13 04:40 PM, Insanctuary wrote: 5' 9''

athletic

caucasian with a dash of brown from bathing in the sun

physically, mentally and sexually potent

who wants me?

you are rather short, so ill pass

they could just delete "adds" accounts, that will slow down spam

buns !!

At 6/11/13 01:48 PM, koopahermit wrote: the rule has been lifted, so let's all relive the childhood we never knew

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let me tell you about newgrounds

as you a newcomer, we shall have our way with your behinds until its settled that we are satisfied