An Essex fireman refused to work a shift at a station after finding two mice in the kitchen.
The firefighter, from Harlow, was sent to work at Waltham Abbey fire station but refused to stay following his discovery, Essex Fire Service said.
The station was closed for 90 minutes but the man was later sent back to continue his shift.

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It makes me even more afraid of fires; that the people who are suppose to save us can't even stand mice. Well, up least he can't. I think he should lose his job.

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A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself (wanking) minutes before the collision, a court heard.

Imran Hussain was driving at speeds of up to 120mph minutes before he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family, from Wakefield.

Gary Proctor, 47, and son James, 16, died in the smash on the M62 motorway near Rochdale, on 3 August.

Hussain, of Bradford, was jailed for eight years at Manchester Crown Court.

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It goes to show you that wanking kills....when your driving. I personally have no idea why he thought that was a good idea. I mean, is there something erotic about driving that I cannot work out?

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Why don't we have animated sigs anymore?

Person: hello
Me: fuck off

end of conversation

Mad world......mad world....

just keeps spinning

That does look tasty.

what did it taste like?

Damn you Bollywood, damn you all the way to hell.

At 12/3/08 11:17 AM, wegra2007 wrote: Now thats what I call Spicy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heh heh heh oh...

lol, my thread.

Bright pink with pictures of black bunnies.

I'm getting a trip to Canada.

Oh ooooooooooooo, I did it again.

I disagree, I mean, WADE FULP posted on MY thread.

Yeah, I went there.

Damn, I would do anything for that pogo stick.

What? That's it? Just a piece of paper?!?

At 12/7/08 03:06 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Wade, your level icon makes you look fat.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

Well, it does make me happy when mods post on my blogs and there's nothing you can do to stop this feeling.

At 12/7/08 03:01 PM, Tramps wrote: It was called 1 Guy 1 Jar, and yes, I saw it yesterday, twice. I saw something far worse yesterday though, called 'Chomp.' Full 5 minutes of the worst scat you've ever seen.

Chomp? I wonder what that would be about.

Night with the girl, we could play chess together.

At 12/7/08 02:57 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 12/7/08 02:53 PM, Kagoe wrote: I must admit, I don't care which category I fall into if I win at it.

You know what, I'm surprised people aren't putting you and your "brother" in the Attention Whore spot.

They are, so....yeah.

I must admit, I don't care which category I fall into if I win at it.

Dude, enough with these threads. No, I haven't seen it, but I can imagine what a man would do with a cup in a sexual manor.

Saw off his legs to stop him causing further trouble.

What about marriage? love lasts pure and long there....if there's no divorce.

500 dollars, because I'm not gay.

At 12/7/08 07:07 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: We both said it at the same time!

OMG that's like soooooooooooo funny.

At 12/7/08 08:26 AM, NEVR wrote: Oh, and vote me for worst mod, not Poozy.

Oh great, now you tell me. I didn't for any one in that category.

At 12/7/08 04:24 AM, blazer133 wrote: Awwww, isn't it cute :3

har har har.

His ears look so adorable.

Funniest User

LOLZILLA, no surprises here, he lives up to his name <3

Biggest Attention Whore

Paradox is a spammer, so yeah...

Drama Queen

Rummy0....yep.

Never Logs Off

Gagsy seems to be always there.

I Miss Yew

BBR for sure.

Best Artist

BlueHippo, it's colourful.

Master Creator

Tramps....even though he doesn't like me <3

Rookie of the Year

Ilovekogoe lol

Most Improved

Eyelovepoozy :3

Biggest Spammer

Paradox for sure.

Most Overrated

Paradox for sure XD

Most Underrated

oh jeez....um....Spirosgod.

Worst Moderator

I dunno :(

Best Moderator

Eyelovepoozy :D

Worst Poster

Paradox

Best Poster

Lorkas

Well, that took forever..

People keep voting me as the biggest attention whore...I feel flattered.