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At 6/28/08 12:49 AM, STEM wrote: My window, which is my entire wall, overlooks my property and the mountains of the Hudson Valley region. Every morning I see every type of bird ever come to the bird feeder 4 feet away (the bastards wake me up, then I see many deer just waltz by and eat EVERYTHING, then come evening time all these brown bunnies come out and play, at least 10 at a time. Wild turkeys often kick out all the birds and take the seed for themselves, the females getting it all while the males fluff their feathers out like they're pimps. Come night time, thousands of fireflies light up in the distance and it brings a tear to my dad's eye. I lol at him everytime.

that sounds like the begining of a porno
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thats a lot of pussy

^^^joke

http://www.gimp.org/

Insomniac

are you serious and you just fucked it up................

or did u get a pic with clothes on and fuck it up

seriously

think of the best insult you can think of.

i want something thats so fucking mean and screwed up it would make chuck norris cry (if he could cry)

At 6/15/08 06:58 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 6/15/08 06:56 PM, GeraldMcDouglas wrote: You mean like those chicks that take steroids and they can bench 700 pounds?

No-those leather jacket-wearing, gloves-wearing, hat-wearing, pants-wearing women you can feel comfortable around-the ones you can be yourself around.

They are still feminine but act like "tough guys"-you know what I mean.

you just answered your own question....
.....because you can be yourself and feel comfortable around them

ok!
^^^how the FUCK is that illegal text

ok ill break it into three pics god damn it!!!

oops i guess i gotta crop it

its not from newgrounds but it still made me laugh

buy a ticket from a movie on the same side/isle then while nobody is looking go in the theater with the happening plaiying

tehehe....

At 6/15/08 10:17 AM, jakobhummelen wrote: @cast

what's a hot girl doing on here? lol

Love the drawing, that's awesome :D

same thing i was thinking

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At 5/27/08 09:50 PM, Johnny-chimp-0 wrote:

At 5/27/08 09:31 PM, Harmonik wrote:

At 5/27/08 09:29 PM, Crusher117 wrote: heres an idea; how about we stop going on porn and actually try our damndest to get laid in real life!!!! Maybe?

This is madness!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

i was just about to click reply and quote!

i dont think you can even compare piriates and ninjas. they are 2 COMPLETELY different fighting styles weapon types, and even time periods.

Dead Alive

poop in the urinal

2 ass holes who wide 1 bike to school

im 14 almost 15 am i ok?

At 5/19/08 08:22 PM, nsc007 wrote:

At 5/19/08 07:48 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote:

At 5/19/08 07:38 PM, Eggys wrote: And the ones that pop-up.

Get Firefox noob.

IE blocks pop-ups now. nub

i have firfor and it sux worse than IE cz i only have 256 MB of ram lol i can barely run this

also pretty bad

the worst

self explanetory

jkjf

MS paint the worst thing you can think of that could happen to u right now

(and no ass raping please)

At 5/19/08 06:49 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Not all people are familar with the internet. Also, Numa Numa isn't so great.

i never sed it was all im sayin is you should have heard of it at least

At 5/19/08 06:48 PM, The-Hitman wrote: Lolwut?

nice

theres people at my school who actually have never even heard of Numa Numa, and that makes ma pissed off.

if they dont know what Numa Numa is is it ok to assume they have been living under a rock?

At 1/20/05 12:35 AM, ornery-scotsman wrote: The Best and fastest way woul dbe to drink some water with some KCN in it (potassium cyanide). It only takes about one minute and your pretty much guaranteed to die, its also completly painless and rather simple if you can find the stuff.

Also drinking ether or pure concentrated antifreeze works pretty well. If you dont mind a little bit of stomach pain before you go.

i have some of that if u want it, but its not like ur thinking of its what they used to avoid cpture in WWII