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Do we haveta get a tie or something to come and post in official threads?

The way you say sand makes me go weak in the knees.

At 2/27/11 12:52 PM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 2/27/11 12:50 PM, Kadian wrote:

I think it'd feel really, really nice. You can pretty much do it now if you're all stretchy.

I have never tried to stretch my testicles. I will give it a go right now.

Fuck you man, that shit hurt.

You can always do the splits and make the squishies touch the ground, they kinda spread out and they go on either side of the shaft if you go low enough, I know because I have seen.

Well this is most certainly a +1 thread If I ever did post in warm. Mmm warm! <3

At 2/27/11 06:57 AM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 2/27/11 02:14 AM, Kadian wrote: Chode el vein.

This picture has me wondering what it would be like to have to seperate testicles, and to have them on opposite sides of my weewee.

I bet it would feel similar to what the wiminz bobbies do.

I think it'd feel really, really nice. You can pretty much do it now if you're all stretchy.

At 2/27/11 02:26 AM, Shade wrote: My moose shat on my igloo.

Oooh, well played you cunning Canadian dog you, you got me there!

I hate myself for not taking into consideration that your moose may do something like that :(

At 2/27/11 02:24 AM, Shade wrote: I'm Shade, eh? The NG BBS's loveable Canadian stereotype. Excuse me, my maple syrup is getting cold and my igloo is melting.

I'm confused, how can your maple syrup get cold while your igloo melts? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Hi, my name is Kadian and I'm a drug.

Chode el vein.

At 2/27/11 02:04 AM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: I'll feel like I'm hugging a little boy and feel terrible because I'll feel like a pedophile.

That's because you are.

*high-five*

Probably would have been better to ask in the art section as this is general and the only thing people can draw in general is cocks, big, meaty, vein thriving cocks.

Sorry bro.

At 2/27/11 01:23 AM, Yert wrote: she's holding you closer to her heart.

I never thought of that before man, that definitely changed how I think about hugs. Although I do still prefer a juggersaurus to hug me.

At 2/26/11 11:58 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/26/11 11:57 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: inb4 Some asshole calls you racist even though many black people are also very proud of their heritage, and blackness.

Truth be told about racism, is that if you're white and you point out race, then you're racist. If you're any other race, it's perfectly acceptable. Sad thing, today.

This x1000.

But yes, as a fellow whitie, I'm doing rather good myself, about to go and have scones with the mother.

Tata!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'd say so. So yes.

Aw man, that's such a good find, thanks for sharing dude, that'll definitely help me steal peoples gold now!

Definitely started signing beach boys until i read OP post, I immediately stopped as I realized It just wasn't anywhere near what I was thinking of.

Well played.

Sounds like a fabulous place.

How many facials would you say have been posted?

Sound like one of those dumb petitions that mean absolutely nothing.

Hey guys let's get 10million people to lick their elbow's on 26th of Feb and it'll be national lick your elbow day!!!!!!!11

I live in England, around my home town of where I used to live, reject chavs aged 14-15start to drink and go around the streets thinking they're awesome.

Holy fuck that was a big shake, almost the size of a small whale!

Great show though, i love stuff like this.

Thing i love most about that picture is the wank paper beside the screen, and there's a lot of it too.

Looks like you have a penis on your head. A chode.

GO AS STEVE.

From Tankmen, ofc.

Arriba arriba.

Awesome sad bear. Happy birthday OP!

At 2/24/11 11:00 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:

At 2/24/11 08:37 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: Everyone wants pics.

Then ill deliver a random pic.

OPs sisters ass better be this hot for him making such a big deal about it.

MmmmHMmmm! Dat ass. <3

If you are legit, pm a mod/admin, they will be able to help.

If you're still trollin', then keep on.....strollin'!

At 9/20/10 10:31 AM, BlissfullyAbsent wrote: Reap, Reap...RAPE etc I had to sit and watch the girl lying on the ground crying just waiting to die. I woke up really horny.

That's where things got freaky and people may have seen that as being a tad bit of a troll. Kudos though, sounds like one intense wet dream.

Man, I wanna know what game had him so hooked that he died from it, musta been one helluva game, better not have been some homosexual cock slapping pansy game like FARMVILLE.

At 2/23/11 05:59 PM, quagmire690 wrote: id be doing work somewhere, or getting wood for all of your homes in the woods with a fucking 5 foot axe

Oh you'll give us wood alright, mmmmhmm.