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At 3/6/11 08:32 AM, JaY11 wrote: I expect nothing less of fans of such shitty music.

What this man said.

Also, I'm interested to know how you came across these, Shade?

Wy all the hate on furries guys?

Mmm-tastic.

I beat you too it broski.

I also beat it to robot pron. A lot.

Stranglewank.

Charlie Sheen.

1965 - 2011.

Dieing is for fools?

You wanna check out avast anti virus, screw AVG.

At 3/4/11 05:16 PM, Asandir wrote: What happens when SSPBOURNE owns gruesomeloko in his stupid thread?

You get a senseless gruesomeloko-RAGE!

What happens when you get cock suckers, sucking other members off for e-peen affection?

You get Asandir.

lolololololololollollololll

Yo, i definitely just drew a huge pink wang on the general page. Someone please go and rate.

You should stop making alts and then realize you're actually on Newgrounds instead of 4chan.

I licked the core of the sun.

Penistopia.

lololololoolololol

Ads = Money
Money = More shoes for April.

At 2/27/11 03:13 PM, Strength wrote: I'm beating off as I type this hold o

Same, I can't stop looking at the perfect curve that her arse makes, it drives me insane.

Kid on left of OP picture looks like a fag. Sorry, truth hurts.

At 2/28/11 01:13 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: He makes everyone happy.

This one made me laugh the hardest so far.

Thought it was a shit base image to start with but I I could be wrong.

At 2/28/11 12:44 AM, IndigenousDigitalist wrote: I am a girl gamer and you might think that I'm not good at video games because I'm a girl but NO and I will BEAT YOU at super brawl brothers and you probably think I play as Peach because I am a girl but NO I play as Marth because ...I think he's cute XD

15, Male, fail.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Currently play Rift: Planes of Telara in headstart, before the game is released worldwide on the 4th of next month.

In the game there are various zones, in each zone there is a dungeon that you can either decided to do or skip, however to complete the dungeon, you need a group of 5 to go through it.

Some dude was spamming chat asking for a group to do it, however it was fairly early on in server-time and there wasn't many people about.

A female player comes onto the game and says something along the lines of "lonely girl needs help completing darkening deeps, any guys able to help?"

Instantly there's 50 guys already on the point of jizzing on her face wanting to help simply because she advertised she was female and that poor dude who needed the group earlier got left out.

So I helped the dude out with his quest, although it took a while he completed it, then pm'd the female player saying I would help her out, went to where she was, pk'd her right in front of her tits and told her to play barbie world and to fuck off.

Fap's off to the hentai section of this very website. I knew me and Tom had something in common.

At 2/27/11 10:38 PM, Solicious wrote:

At 2/27/11 10:34 PM, Kadian wrote: Men are superior. Women are inferior. Everyone already knows this.

That argument is pointless because I've seen girls run circles around most men on Modern Warfare and games similar and they get shit about because the men cant accept when they've been owned by a chick

If you got owned by a chick on Modern Warfare, then go kill yourself.

Men are superior.

At 2/27/11 10:36 PM, Frenzy wrote:

At 2/27/11 10:25 PM, Kadian wrote: Yeah, it'll go away shortly, but it's a sign your ears are like "fuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUU-", probably best to relax and not listen to anything loud for a couple days.

Yeah, that's the plan. :)

You could also take a soothing bath, it may help.

But to know that you're not lying, we'd need pictures...

Men are superior. Women are inferior. Everyone already knows this.

At 2/27/11 09:51 PM, Anti-pie wrote: Whatever the age it is funny to say penis cock boobs farts vagina pussy fuck shit fag

Pretty much that and also adding to that list:

Be able to draw an MSPaint cock.
Be able to drawn MSPaint cock on a picture with jizz shooting out.

At 2/27/11 10:27 PM, Shmossy wrote: Girls can't take compliments.

Exactly man. I think they do it just to be awkward and make our lives even harder than they already do.

I would never go for something like that, probably some fugly ass looking weird deranged mom and I'll get RABIES from it.

Not possible, I know.

At 2/27/11 10:26 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Let me tell you a little secret. Girls like to be scared. The next time a girl refuses a compliment you should violently threaten her, maybe even slap her around a little.

Works every time.

Makes me want to doll myself up and go on a date with you.

Yeah, it'll go away shortly, but it's a sign your ears are like "fuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUU-", probably best to relax and not listen to anything loud for a couple days.

Maaaaayn, I know exactly what you mean.

Like when you go out on a date and you compliment on how she looks and she says something like "I wasn't sure, because it looked fine back home but now I really hate these heels with this dress" and I feel like a dumbass cause I said I liked it and it MAKES FUCKING AWKWARD MOMENTS.

CAPS

At 2/27/11 08:25 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 2/27/11 08:11 PM, hitman1993 wrote: You're not attracted... yet you says she cute and you want to fuck her.

You're not racist... but you say she will pollute you.

Dumbass or hypocrite? Let us vote on it.

Quite a bit o' both, I'd say.

OP, go for it, make it the weekly fuck.

At 2/6/11 02:27 PM, Yert wrote: Eh, I don't like them, but I respect your opinion.

I'm almost in your situation.

I do not like them and have never heard of them before now. However, I do not respect OP's choice.

I could mop it up with my....mopping stick. Oooooh boy.