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Response to: House looks like Hitler Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

Wonder if it's a Jewish neighborhood or if Jewish people live there.

Response to: If there's a rape in the forest... Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

What on earth have you done OP?

Response to: Apparently I am not overweight... Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

At 4/2/11 06:03 PM, steph2568 wrote: I thought BMI's weren't accurate.

They aren't.

You're fine OP, don't worry bro.

Response to: Are you tired of this in the portal Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

If someone's begging for mercy, before I've even watched it, I start assuming it's going to be a shit stain on the portal.

Response to: Harry Potter Plothole Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

Nuke > Stick.

Americas lust for oil > Magic.

Response to: Do I have weird nipples? Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

I love that awesome sofa you have in the background, it's amazing!

Response to: Country wants to up drinking age! Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

Suck to be you OP. But once you turn 21, you'll have 50+ years (hopefully) of drinking alcohol whenever you like.

Response to: Tom married a fool... Posted April 1st, 2011 in General

Definitely made me raff. Well done manly chicken.

Response to: Too stupid to realize when... Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

You're boring. You need to find something that actually entertains us.

Response to: Why is Photoshop better? Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

GIMP = Easy few clicks for beginners, very basic, low amount of control.

PS = More advanced tool array, much better control and overall produces much higher quality work.

This is based on my 3 year experience for design work in uni.

Response to: An Heart or A Heart ? Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

Say it aloud. If you sound like a silly trout then it's wrong. Can you really say "An heart" without feeling like a silly kipper?

Response to: It's finally happened.. Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

I realize that depression is for little girls and I become awesome instead.

Response to: misspell "facebook.com", get hacked Posted March 30th, 2011 in General

At 3/30/11 05:45 PM, Rummy0 wrote: You deserve it for being a fucking retard and using facebook.

I'm with rummy on this one.

Thank god I have no friends and therefor don't require a facebook.

Response to: Form a team... Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

Myself, Travis, Jedi Master and Squidbit.

Myself and Travis both piloting a crazy giant squid jedi, 10 fucking lightsabers at once. Come at me.

Response to: bully shot Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

Wow holy fuck, NSFW next time please.

That's one hell of a video too, out of context I'm not sure what to make of it.

Response to: Is this weird? Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

You should try bleach next!

Response to: If you could get rid of any race. Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

At 3/28/11 01:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: White people, because white people are the devil.

WHITE SUPREMACY.

Response to: Why not? Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

Get a memory foam chair, that molds to the shape of your ass. You're welcomeo.

Response to: If you could get rid of any race. Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

The Great North Run. In Newcastle, they say it's safe, and yet every time there is people who die needlessly.

Response to: Rambo/Rocky Clothes Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

I'd wear a pair of his boxers. Do they have his face on them or...?

Response to: just kidding Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

I was only kidding around, stop taking it so serious you peen.

Response to: You don't know shit about tech Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

I don't know anyone as hXc as you, you're amazing. 4realz.

Response to: London Protest March 26 Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

At 3/25/11 05:01 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Pussy vegan middle class trampy whiney students twats who don't like people saying no to them. Who want to solve the worlds problems by taking a music course at university and and assume everyone who respect authority and government are imperialistic racist sexist homophobe nazi pirates... with lazers. What's, knew GET A JOB YOU CUNTS.

That pretty much sums up how I feel. Well done good sir.

If only people realize how much the police actually helped rather than hearing about perhaps one bad police officer move on the papers. Perhaps if the papers reported daily how many murderers and rapists that get convicted maybe these dickheads wouldn't protest against them.

Response to: Toast topping? Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

Wait a second here, you put something ON TOP of the butter? BLASPHEMY!

Response to: Burglar kills 3 goldfish Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

At 3/28/11 12:31 PM, megagrounderx wrote: "As a matter of fact, it's a little disturbing," Hernandez said. "According to the police report, he looked at the fish tank and said 'We can't leave any witnesses.'"

lol

I was a bit bemused by the title of this thread, but when i read that in the article I burst out laughing at how ridiculous it sounded.

New must be getting slow for stuff like this to get posted eh?

Response to: Names For Vagina Posted March 28th, 2011 in General

Vajayjay.
or
Bitch Wrinkle. (+10 points if you know where its from without googling it you silly trout.)

Response to: Girls: would you try to continue th Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

When someone is brain dead, you get that.

Response to: Frustration due to usernames. Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

Just call yourself something original like xXhArDc0r3xXxPr0Xx!

Response to: NG April Fools 2011 Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

I hope there is millions of cock everywhere, all the letters we type now get replaced with a little cock, all the smilies, buttons, everything we can click on this website gets turned into cocks.

Response to: u liked Pulp Fiction ? Posted March 27th, 2011 in General

At 3/25/11 01:13 AM, fearout wrote:
At 3/24/11 03:54 PM, Squidbit wrote: Did you actually click the link? It seems like you didn't get the joke...
But i got it now.. he said that because of the explicit language,,, haha ha lolz

You obviously don't. He said CP because in the video you linked the image on the youtube video looks as If to say CP (althought letters joined together to meakz it cool). Hence you linking us to 'CP', it's got nothing to do with the language in the video.

Jokes become unfunny when you have to explain them like such, alas my pity for you takes over and feels compelled to help.